Horse General - Smug edition

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ayylmao

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>>2412971

>>2412783
I'm starting to train my girl friend like a horse. What are some basic things you train a new horse?

>>2413022
To put their head down

>>2413022
>grabbing things with the lips
>better riding manners
>carrot games
>taking the girth

>>2413022
>house breaking
>nursing

How does your horse react to being bit by a person?

>>2413320
Don't bite your horse retard

>>2412972
what breed? tinker?

>>2413324
It's not like they don't chew on each other all day.

>>2413374
Of course.

Tinkers/Gypsy Cobs are probably the most flamboyant horses - in a good way. Ayyrabhorses with their showroom deformations and character problems - in a bad way.

>Used to go to a horse ranch and get riding lessons
>Had a horse that I formed bond with
>rode with him every time
>He was really chill
>He is old so he will probably die soon

help I'm not ready

>>2413430
How old we talking?

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>>2413402

Tinkers are my favs.
Some even have fucking mustaches.

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>>2412783
that horse looks like something out of JoJo

>>2413625
You're something out of jojo

>faggot

>>2412783
She wants the D.

>>2413625
No, she isn't shit.

>>2413630
doggos and horses are the best team

>>2413625
I see it too

>>2413391
If you're actually enough of a moron to bite your horse he's gonna think you might bite him every time you go by his neck to put on a halter or kiss him.
Horses know horses from people. Do not bite a fucking horse you mong

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>>2413625
>that feel when read 1 (picture)book in your life and now see it in everything
it's like jesus

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>>2412955
>doberman pinscher
>dock its ears
>but not its tail

>>2413374
>>2413402
>>2412971
>>2412972
Simmons breed.

>>2412955
i went bankrupt just by looking at that picture

>>2414268
She didn't even flinch

>>2412955

Is that an Anal Tequila?

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HAND OVER THE FUCKING OATS

RIGHT THE

F
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C
K

NOW

>>2415402
>Tell me about Beighn!
>Why does he wear the mask!?!

>>2414630
Just read some other picture books. I strongly recommend Stormwatch and then The Authority.

Would you buy horse sunglasses called Neighfarers?

>>2415800
>"Listen here you two-legged shit..."

I see poor people in my street who have horses. How do they afford it?

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>>2415886
Probably make their own hay and stuff but they're fucked if something goes wrong and they need a vet

>>2412786
That looks unbelievably fucking comfy.

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>>2412783
>buying/selling hoers

I went home last night drunk as hell at 4am, along the path there's a small meadow with 2 horses on them. They were awake and eating away at their grass, in the fucking dark at 4am.

How/when do horses sleep?

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>>2416418
nevermind found it on ze google

>>2416418
I thought you were going to say you milked them into a whisky bottle.

>>2416434
now I wonder what horse milk tastes like.

goat milk is actually quite disgusting.
the cheese is kinda ok, probably because i'm used to it but even then I still don't like that goat smell.

in comparison I've never smelled a really bad stinking horse. I know, if something is wrong with them or the owners are lazy it can be somewhat intense but gladly the worst was shoveling away days old horseshitnpiss in the summer sun.

>>2416439
I've only had fermented mare milk. It was bretty good. Just constant screaming.

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>>2416441
>Just constant screaming.

you're supposed to milk it and not stuff it into a giant orange press and let it sit for days

>>2416465
Not the mare

Constant man screaming.

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>smug or retarded, who knows

>>2417031
I know a horse that sticks his tongue out the whole time. It's pretty good.

>>2417031

don't they do the protruding underlip thing whenever they're relaxing and/or are tired?

>>2417036
Well she was getting a lot of attention at the time, so she was probably pretty content. But she's a generally relaxed horse most of the time anyways, when she's not being a brat.

So, when I have riding classes, I usually ride this one horse nobody else does, because most other people think he's a bad horse (both in mood and quality). I mean, yeah, he's pretty nervous and has a huge tendency to run off if you're not careful, but that's on you as a rider. Regardless, some kid today decided to ride that horse, and the kid being a nervous little shit, he let the horse run off and out of the track constantly. And every time he did, the horse just walked to me and stopped right in front of me and wouldn't attempt to go anywhere else, just kind of nibbled on my hand with his lips and drooled on my arm. I melted.


Eventually the kid chilled and got the hang of it btw. But horsie. I swear this fucker almost brings tears of happiness to my eyes.

Can somebody post pictures of horses in houses/in human situations? They amuse me to no end

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I found a sad video of a horse getting ripped open by a bull somewhere in Mexico. want me to post it?

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>>2417727

>>2418258
the fuck is up with that place...

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>>2418270
yeah I do not get it. they do not really help the horse either. they just let it die.

[spoiler]do you want to see it?[/spoiler]

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>>2418273
>do you want to see it?

NO.

>>2418273

Considering you keep offering, I assume there's no response that would keep you from uploading it.

>>2418273
also, odd to see the 8bit guy posted here.. his voice is annoying but the videos are quite comfy.
LGR is the fucking best though.

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>>2418280
no worries I will not post it here...I will post it elsewhere.

>>2418281
oh yeah LGR is way better. 8bit is okay.

>>2418264
Thank you

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>>2417727
This is somewhat related. Cute video anyway. Fucking horses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFwPRKT9y4s

Why do girls get sexually aroused by horses?

>>2419039
Not you again.

>>2419039
Let's consider the possibility that the girl in question isn't going to go as far as actual bestiality.
That's still a massive beast sweating and bucking between her legs trained to do what she wants without a single word said while she grinds into the saddle.
Like a Sybian that might show you a little affection.

>>2419050

There's also an old ad floating around the net of a "magical machine that heals woman hysteria".
It was a 1920's something mechanical wooden horse for them to ride on.

Coincidentally women who have a healthy sexlife with a good man on their side are usually way calmer and rarely tend to go full tumblr.

>>2418751
Reminds me of the time I broke into pizza hut and ate all the dough

>>2419095
Just like how men who have a good sex life and a woman rarely tend to go full /pol/, right? :^)

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>>2419286
Well maybe you two should fuck each other and shut the hell up for five damn minutes.

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>>2419442

>>2419619
how did it get up there?

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGG

look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcIquT7l6Jo

The horse on the left seems to be really damn intelligent and unusually articulate. Just look how it carefully removes that shit, how it reacts to the cunt not being thankful and how she bites the stupid cunt in the ass when she was about to "thank" the intelligent horse with a rear kick.

The left horse does not deserve to have such a cunty pasture roomie.

>>2419705
well, the cunt probably wears that muzzle for a damn reason

>>2419705
the cunt probably doesn't care whether the muzzle is on or not. So from the cunts point of view, the smart horse was just pulling on it and being annoying, and it happened to just come off.

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>>2419705
>>2419707
>>2419710
Alright, looked through that guy's videos and it seems that both are like in a lil sister/big sister relationship. Seems like the intelligent one bullies the cunt too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE531JXEjAE

>>2419716
Oh wait, both are male

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>>2419703

Probably was goofing off and rearing while mom was grazing. Then when mom picked her head up, he was stuck.

>>2419703
Eric threw it up there

>>2419857

the ass was fat

lmao, horses sometimes really are like people.
>witness some horse breeding on a horse fair
>stallion gets presented a mare of some dude
>[eternal nose huffing, short breakes with random jolts then back to sniffing]
>aaaaaaaaaaages later
>still nothing
>some other dude brings a different mare
>stallion instantly drops his rod, wanting that fucking bitch

I guess that poor first mare wasn't on that fucking chad stallion's level. what a smug douche

>>2419841
Eric threw a filly up a horse?

>>>/gif/

>>2419716
I wouldn't say bully. He's just teasing and having fun

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>>2419857

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there are way too few horse reaction images.

contributin'

>>2420253
Right?

>>2420602
most likely

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>>2419932
equines have courting and preferences and things, they have to be trained to stud on demand, many animals you'd be surprised how hard it is to get them to fug

>>2420759
Can you imagine being told to fuck literally anything they put in front of you? I mean it sounds alright in theory but I imagine it would get old/ugly pretty quickly. I could never be a stud on a horse farm. I am the wrong species.

>>2413430
>used to go to get riding lessons too
>favorite horses name was Pizazz
>I loved him so fucking much
>he was old even when I was a kid
>years later
>be at some flea market and see some people from the same place selling saddles or some shit
>"oh hey, I used to go there when I was a kid. My favorite horse was Pizazz
>the lady lights up "OH, Mr.P! You know something, that horse lived til he was 32 years old"
Feels good having closure.

>>2420837
You should make a new horse friend

I could never be a mare

Is there any songs that remind you of horses? I think there's lots just because of the way they move around.

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>>2421069
god tier amon amarth of course, the entire song is metered by a horses's gallop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tc3lhQnmMg

>>2421082
There's a ton of classical songs arranged around a horse gallop intentionally.

Roxanne reminds me of a poor horse prostitute

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>>2420759
>fuck motorcycles

no, that's a bulls job

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>>2421082

When I go to horse events they actually play a ton of 90's Eurodance music.
Felt weird at first to see those kinda snobby people to dressage.

Especially this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

>>2421223
*ride dressage to this

>>2421084
I think that too now because you posted those modified horse lyrics

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So...

why do donkeys feel the hedonistic need to actually grab their dicks with their muzzle and wank it that way until they spray cum all over the place in front of people to the shock of all of them while horses are completely content with casually slap it against their bellies here and there in their boxes when no one is watching and without even cumming?

>>2421429
I think those were the original lyrics but the studio forced them to change it because it would have been too controversial. Good song either way.

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>>2412955

>>2421505

I know it's a yearling, but geez. Breeds shouldn't be striving for Akhal Teke-levels of wonkiness.

>>2421223
>this

And I hate riding to it.

>>2421496
...donkeys actually do self fellatio?

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>>2421536

PROBLEM, HUMAN BOI?

>>2421550
yes. there are several videos on YT showing it in detail.
they REALLY go to down on their thing.

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favorite/least favorite equestrian youtubers?

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>>2421496
That's because greviszebras (those are the ones with the fine stripes) and donkies CAN while horses physically can't. Reason sounds like a meme but if you compare the average grevis+donkey stallion with average horse stallion you will see why horses can not pull that trick off.

>>2421555
I usually avoid horse youtubers. At most I enjoy watching some romanian dude who visits horse fairs often because I like drafters and they happen to have a lot of drafters over there.

Most other horse channels with overhyped hags are too annoying to enjoy.

>>2413625

If you look carefully you can tell it's not Jojo because that dog isn't dead.

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>>2421550
>>2421552
horses actually do the autofellatio thing as well

>>2421555

Barryhook2 is usually solid, but like >>2421557 said most youtubers are pretty horrible. The vast majority of them are NHers parroting the stadium trainers, especially Clinton Anderson and Parelli. I've never met a horse who wasn't turned into a neurotic mess by those sorts of programs, and since that's most of what I find I'm just not interested in searching anymore.

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>>2421586

>>2421069
Holland Oates - Maneater

Why is it only mares that groom you back? Are all geldings just heartless?

>>2422241
ballsless

>>2421550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YI0krmFdc
That face at the end

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>>2422241
just yours

>>2422485
literally everything in that photo looks comfy as fuck

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>>2422486
Whenever a horse lies down even for a second, they die.

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thicc

>>2416024
>make their own hay
So they have 80 acres or something?

>>2416418
They sleep laying down a few hours a day but they doze sytanding a lot

>>2419142
I thought i was the only one

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...for what fucking purpose?

>>2423315
friends of mine have 3 smaller and and 3 pretty much horse sized ponies and they make their own hey for decades. not sure how many acres they have though.
I only know that getting it done requires a ton of work and they all resemble tomatoes after that week in summer.

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>>2418751

>nice looking (natural) lady
>not afraid to do hands on stuff since obviously really into caring about the horses herself
>british accent
>keeps humor even in a stupid situation
>swears a lot

>mfw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_udtOUI4wuQ

aaaaaaahahaha, that FACE

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>>2423465

>OH FOCK

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>>2423279
Post more thicc horses.

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>>2423675

BRACE YOUR FUCKING BUTT, BUD

GONNA DUMP SUM PLUMP RUMPS

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I adore these riding couches

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that's a THICC NECC

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>does this angle make my butt look fat?

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>>2423728

>IT DOES??????????????????????????

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>fuck this gay earth I want back in there

T H I C C

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can't tell if real or if they put on some makeup.
those eyes are so pretty

>>2423774
Just pretty animals. They're made that way.

are friesians the biggest attention whorses?

Any thoughts on Rick Gore? People I talk to seem to either hate or love him

>>2424203

The ideas he has that are right are not revolutionary, such as horses needing more turn out or to be given time to think through things. The ideas that are wrong vay between things that anyone who's spent time around horses should know are incorrect (ex: "the stallion leads the herd") and just plain dangerous (his bizarre hatred of helmets). He also can't ride for shit, the audio on his videos is always terrible, and he's willingly posted a video where he strikes a horse in the face.

Other than people liking/agreeing his most controversial aspects, I don't know why anyone pays attention to him

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>>2423774
maybe it's neighbelline

>>2424203
Some of the things he says are smart and wise, and some of the things he says are absolutely retarded.
He also very, very sexist.
If he says something you think is outlandish, it probably is, so take a lot of it with a grain of salt.

I still like his videos, but fuck me I hate his voice.

>>2424244
>>2424530

Thanks for the info, any youtubers your would recommend?

It seems like most are just snippets/teasers for payable content.

>>2424674

Like I said, the only YouTuber I follow is barryhook2 because I think his ideas are pretty solid. I prefer reading things from equestrians rather than watching them, and Denny Emerson is always worth your time.

>>2424674
>snippets for payable content

How fucking bad is youtube going to have to get before we abandon it?
It's already 0/10. What must be done to get the addicts, bored people and children off this fucking bullshit website?

>>2424685

Won't happen until there's something better, and so far every attempted alternative has been "YouTube, but worse funding and features".

>>2424682
I like barryhook, but his accent is hard to understand sometimes.
He has a shit ton of vids, I gave up trying to watch them all.

>>2424727

That's why I prefer reading. A lot of fantastic equestrians have super thick accents if they can even speak English at all. Reading makes it so much more acceptable.

>>2424730
wanna suggest some good sources for reading?

I also watch about horses, I think she has some good things to say generally, but her grasp of english is not the best

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We need more data of the visual variety in this discussion corner. Do you concur?

>>2420886
My nana has a couple on a beautiful countryside property that I'm banking on getting when she finally kicks it (she's like 83).
The rest of that side of the family hates me because I'm not a bleeding heart liberal but I'm the only child of their dead favorite son/brother so I'm hoping I get enough points from that alone

>>2416418
Idk if anyone responded to ur question cus I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.... but horses only sleep about four hours a day, and they can't lay down for long periods of time because of the way they're built. They do doze and nap throughout the day while standing and cocking one back leg. Basically you can think of a horse as a table, they got four legs so they can go without laying down for weeks. So ya, they just sleep a little at a time throughout the day.

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>>2426135
>can go without laying down for weeks

This is extremely unhealthy. For a horse to properly achieve REM sleep it must lay down, drowsing while standing won't cut it.

A horse can go for a little while without laying down to sleep, but eventually the lack of proper REM periods will catch up to them.
This behavior is indicative of extremely stressed horses, and should be taken seriously.

>>2422241
Lol wut my family and I have five geldings and they ALL groom back

>>2418258
post it faggot

Moar?

I think that /an/ is the slowest board.

>>2426267
/3/ has had threads that last for a year.

The oldest one up right now was created on February 11th.

>>2426182
That's not kosher.

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>>2426267
No, there are something like 10-15 boards that get less activity than /an/.

>>2426138
I must just not be getting the right spots. To be fair they like getting their ass scratched most.

>>2426267
/an/ has enough activity that it apparently warrants our large discord server.

They really hate it when you blow air into their nostrils.

>>2427396
I really like doing that, though. It's funny how outraged they look.

>>2427397
As fun as it is we mustn't do it to them.

>>2427397
>It's funny how outraged they look.

because breathing nose to nose is a friendly greeting and socializing part and if you forcefully BLOW INTO THEIR FUCKING NOSTRILS, it is the equivalent of declaring fucking war

>>2427438
>>2427397
>>2427396


If you do it GENTLY they respond in kind. It's another way to say hello.

>>2427471
that's exactly what I've said?

gently = hello
blowing hard like a retard = worst insult ever

>>2427478
What about sucking all the air out of the nose?

>>2427486
I don't think they would enjoy that.

short gentle breaths are a greeting, longer gentle breaths are like kisses. That's about as far as it goes, anything else and the horse will probably think you're a jerk

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>>2427495
>the horse will probably think you're a jerk
they're right, trolling animals is hilarious

>>2427957
says the sociopath

>>2419857
Looks exactly like my old mare but she was a liver chestnut and only had rear socks. She had the blaze and tummy spot though. Godspeed Leah i hope you're enjoying Sacramento you under saddle winning cunt I miss you

>>2426267
>>2426272
There was one thread on some random board that was a couple years old. Then when people discovered it they pushed it to its bump limit.

>>2428216
this is why we can't have nice things

Anyone else like horses so much they just vomit blood in the middle of the night?

>>2428270
I love horses so much I've got lesions and a persistent cough and blood in my stool.

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>a horse will never help you get dressed

>>2428309
a horse probably wonders why you have to wear clothes while the horse does not

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>>2428270
>>2428292
You got the concept of love wrong. You're not supposed to get butt fucked by them.
Taking 3ft of dick up your butt is obviously not healthy you fags.

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>>2428328
They're probably jealous they don't have nice horse clothes. To be fair they can't work a loom with hooves.

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wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8JJva1aCZA

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the thing u hav, giv to me

>>2428786
don't be so nosey

>>2428786
*boops the nose*

>>2428786
I receive some Gondola vibes from that hoers

>>2428786
If you're not careful I'm going to blow into those nostrils.

>>2429096
not you again

>>2429112
Me again. There was at least three people talking about it this time.

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I love it when they get spooked and run somewhere with those big wide eyes.

Less so if I'm riding them at the time.

>>2429179
>This is NOT Dave's dick...but you can see his point...

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>>2428786

>>2429269
Emma?

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Wht do people here think of the Calgary Stampede? Anyone watch it?

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>>2429850
Yep. Dug up some video from when bosslady first got her.

>>2429958

VERY fast mare boops at incredibly hihg speed

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>>2430141

>>2429876

The chuckwagon race is a disaster, to the point where a year without death or serious injury is a rarity. Not really surprising since from the earliest days the crowds have been craving NASCAR-esque disasters, hoping the wagons will turn over and to hell with the horses.

Despite yearly efforts to improve safety, horses are still dying. One has already been put down this year, and it's not expected to be the last. But the whole affair is great for ratings so they'll never even consider eliminating it.

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>>2430144
>>2430141
She's very easily distracted. Personality often drifts between absentminded old lady and "Oh shit it's shiny wtf is this"

And I really need to teach the woman how to hold her phone correctly for filming. Fucking portrait mode, jesus. This one's a bit shaky at first, but it's fine for 90%.

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hm, what's going on in the interwebs today, hm...

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would it ibe possible to train a horse to like anal play?

>>2430787
The fuck

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>>2430701

>>2430825
>Hey, you live in 0.0.0.0 too?
>Find hot mares in your area NOW.
>Congratulations, your computer was randomly selected among millions of online users and you just won 2 tons of the finest oats. CLICK HERE.

>>2430825

Star Stable Online videos clog up horse YT searches fucking dammit.
Must use filters.

>>2430787
>extend the anal opening fairly quickly

>>2430828
Kek. I know someone that would fall for that. Because they are a horse and they can't read.

>>2421429
I prefer that version. You can just imagine it better. Walking the street for carrots all sad.

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>>2430787

>>2430882
It'd be neat getting arrested by that unit. Then they take you back and perform invasive surgery on you and turn you into another horse.

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>>2430885
Oh fuck, you're one of those transformation fetish guys.
My exgf gets commissioned quite often to draw transformation artwork. You guys are really strange.

>>2430889
Not sexually. I just mean it'd be a neat way to spend an afternoon.

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>>2430890
Then you're an exception. Some things I read in the descriptions I wish I could unread.
Also seems that those usually really get off on loud bonecracking noises and pain when they transform into all kinds of creatures.
Just.... WAT.

>>2430893
People are a weird bunch. The only drawings I've ever commissioned are my ten yearly portraits from 20.

>>2430893
They read Animorphs during their formative years, it's a curse.

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>>2430898
Oh fuck, I think you're onto something

>personally liked the Disney Robin Hood back then
>visits /trash/

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>>2424253

>>2430787
Here I was thinking my horse just hated carrots, but you know what, it turns out horses don't eat carrots with their assholes! Holy shit, this is so mind blowing, everything I know has changed.

Good thing I saved all those wasted ass-carrots. I'm going to go back out right now and see if she likes them the right way.

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>>2430898
>read animorphs as a kid
>reads Out of Placers today

Fuck.

>>2431075
>my hat is exquisite

>>2431113
That horse looks like a nun

>>2431484
>implying she actually isn't one

Derp

>>2431558
no

>>2422461
l-lewd...

>>2431558
just don't

>>2415402
>Rush B cyka

>>2419705
>Dark knight rises alternate ending

On my bike ride today there was a horse in a pen that was just a few feet from the road, so I decided to stop and say hello.

She was a little shy at first, I had to sit around for a minute before reaching my hand out for her to sniff. Eventually she warmed up and let me give her scratches. I gave her some grass near the roadside that she couldn't reach, she seemed to enjoy that. She kept rubbing her face against her front legs, almost as if she wanted me to scratch them, but I couldn't reach that far with the fence in the way. It could just be the flies were bothering her.
When I got back on my bike she nickered, and then ran alongside the fence until she no longer could.

It made me kinda sad.

how do i buy and afford to keep a little horsey for cuddles?

>>2432199

If all you want is a pasture pet, they come incredibly cheap (sometimes even free).

The best way to keep costs down is to personally do as much as possible. If you're boarding, pick a facility that lets you house the horse in their pasture and lets you handle feeding, grooming, etc.. This comes with a benefit of the horse getting to know and like you better since they'd see you multiple times every day.

Beyond that, costs are near entirely dependant upon your area. Keep in mind prevention is better than intervention, though. Doing things like stretching farrier visits out to save cash will cost far more in the long run.

>>2431558
Well they are awfully pretty. Probably not a wise idea to mount one though.

>>2423701
I can see it's balls from here, kinda gross tbqh

>>2432289
>balls

>>2432289
You're on the wrong website

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braids look so pretty on horses

>>2432490
That's just a pretty horse

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>>2412955

Ahkal-Tekes are really up there for shitty halter class. A working one is lanky, but sleek and powerful. The show version is just bizarre skin and bones, and definitely looks like they could only handle light halter work.

Shame the internet only seems to be interested in the latter.

>>2426272
/i/ has a thread from 2014

>>2426364
>discord server
huh?

>>2433120
saying they're only bred for coat colors would be an understatement.

>>2430887
what breed is that? ardenne? it looks almost like one of those toadline dogs

>>2433125
Oh shit you weren't kidding
>>>/i/421349

Another one that's 2 years old, and another three that are 1 year old. Fuck that's a slow a board

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>>2433180

It's not even the coat that's the problem. It's breeders taking the nickname "the greyhound of horses" to such an extreme that you end up with shiny giraffes like this.

>>2433408
looks horrible

>>2434329

horses have the ability to do the silliest shit while looking all deebly goncerned

>>2430889
TF fags are the creepiest people ever.

t. artist

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Now hes all grown up

>>2434592
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>2434590
>>2434592

That is a good horse. Why did he get so serious when he grew up?

>>2434837
>Why did he get so serious when he grew up?
Welcome to reality

>>2434841
It's not like he has to work in a sugar cubicle for oat money.

>>2412955
>>2421505
These were clearly bred for the sole purpose being to have sex with them right?

>>2434880
>NEEThorses laugh at the oatcucks while fucking their mares

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>>2435014
TIME FOR CHAD HOERS

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>I'm in a band.

>>2435014
>Chad horse eats apples while fucking Neighcies

>>2435453
no, chad horse is getting fed the apples by the mares he's fucking at the same time

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>>2435800
Horses can't feed each other apples.

>>2435858
Horses get paid whey less than humans

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>>2435902
>whey less

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>>2434590
don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>2435902

I would think horses actually get paid in whey more than humans, since horses can be fed whey, which can be considered a form of payment in exchange for their horse services, whereas a human is unlikely to be paid in whey rather than the more typical payment of currency..

>>2435976
I used to get paid in salt

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>>2435067
puny bitch

>>2436104
holy mother of fuck

watch your feet around that one

>>2436111
Nah m8, it's the little stiletto hooved ponies you have to watch out for. Tiny surface area translates to legendary suffering.

Anyone still get butterflies when they're meating horses?

>>2436668
This. I've been kicked by a pony, and a 19 hand clydesdale. I'll take the latter over the former any day.

>>2436693
I knew one that liked to roll on the ground and have you pull on her feet but every time she got too exited and kicked out.

>>2436668
Double this. Pony hooves are stabby. Draft hooves are not so bad.

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new bread >>2436924

>>2436946

The limit for this board is 350. There's no reason for new threads to keep being made at 300.

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>>2437115
hors run much faster than your limit

>>2437115
This. It's so frustrating. Like a guy who takes soda out your fridge then finishes half a can then gets another one.

>>2437115
It's 310 but yeah I know what you mean, shit is ridiculous.

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>>2437115
It's 310.
>>2437178
>>2437252
>ridiculous
>frustrating
>whining that much because of 10 posts

The FUCK is wrong with you?

>>2437310
It's a waste of thread. Back in my day we were rationed and I suppose it gives you an appreciation of something rather than just wasting bits of the internet. It all adds up.

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How intelligent are horses?

I hear they are essentially autistic deer

>>2438140
appropriately as intelligent as any higher mammal

>>2412783
djdjdj