Spider?

A red QT.

>>2411923
If you were in the UK I'd say a male Aranea diadematus but in Texas I'm not sure. Still think its a likely culprit. Harmless btw.

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>>2411931
I see them all the time outside my house, but this one is much bigger than the ones I usually see. Have a slightly blurry face pic.

>>2411923
Could be a garden spider. Post pics of abdomen.

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>>2411946
l-lewd

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Yeah looks like a male garden spider (Araneus diadematus), I'm not an expert but I found this image on wikipedia and it looks very similar.
Now post more lewd images.

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>>2411958
Thanks desu. This spider seems pretty cute. And I can't post anymore lewds b/c then I'd be gay.

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>>2411981
Np senpai

>>2411990
THICC

>>2411990
Does spider has puss-puss?

>>2411923
Nasteous Assbiter Rex

Let it crawl on your erection
If it bites you, Spooderman?
If you cum, cum nugget to pawn?
Win win