>fill up bird bath >immediately a robin appears and splashes

>fill up community water bowl at the dog park
>immediately a german shepherd appears and plunks his slobbery sandy tennis ball in the water

>fill up bird bath
>immediately a squirrel comes and shits in it

>>2410166
>fill up bee hives with weed smoke
>immediately they all get the munchies, dick around, and eat my honey

>fill up cat food bowl
>immediately a cardinal comes and throws the food all over the porch

>need idea for fathers day gift
>sister says "I'm getting him a bird bath, buy him something that goes with that"
>buy dad a BB gun for father's day

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>>2411723

>fills up dog food bowl in kitchen
>sparrows enter through the door windows and mess up all the floor while eating

>fill up dog food bowl
>immediately a moth flies in and bites me

>fill up hummingbird feeder
>hummingbirds cheerfully drink from it
Everything went better than expected

>>2412112
>fill up hummingbird feeder.
>full of dead carpenter ants within days
>swarmed by bald faced hornets

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>fill up bird seed tray
>obese squirrels sit, shit, and eat in it
>plug them with my BB gun until they get the message

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>>2412168
There's other ways to deal with the squirrels, anon

>>2411710
Sick of that

>>2410187
>went to dog park for first time
>dog plays some time
>someone fills up community water bowl
>my fat ass mastiff goes and lays in front of it, taking turns between hogging the water and drooling into it

s-sorry