Has /an/ ever made their own animals before? I'm looking to start making my own animals from scratch and any advice would be appreciated. I don't want to make humans
>>2408056
I'm a farmer. I make animals every season, but then I eat them.
>>2408094
How do you make animals without having any animals to start with?
>>2408105
It's not polite to ask about someone's business.
>>2408146
This is 4chan, there are no manners here
>>2408166
dubs
>>2408056
>Be God
>Make animals
>Get discredited by Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park
>Die
>Tyrannosaurus rules the Earth
>>2408105
I use eggs.
>>2408056
Have a baby.
I know how to an animal!
Step 1
>make a chemical cocktail that can create a single celled organism
Step 2
>build up an environment around said chemical soup
Step 3
>now just wait a couple billion years
Just fuck multiple various animals really hard. One will get pregnant eventually.
Enjoy your hybrid son.
>>2408056
Go to bed God you are dumb
>>2409509
>dumb
*drunk
Homunculus
>>2409506
I'm actually surprised there are no confirmed human-chimp mutts
>>2412120
I'm not, because we aren't in the same genus you mongoloid
>>2412120
You are confirmed now
>>2412158
>doesn't know about intergeneric and interfamilial hybrids