DEER THREAD

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I like deer.

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>>2406949
>I like deer
It makes me a jolly good fellow!!!

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I like doggos that look like deer

>>2407225
but that looks like a dog

>>2407233
:c

>>2406949
I wonder if that deer can actually see anything through those, considering their panoramic visual range.

Deer are too stupid.

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>>2407533
What on earth does a police deer do?

>>2408517
Takes care of business

>>2407533
O FUG :DDDD NOD DHE BOLICE DEER :DDDD

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Russian army deers

They are so sweet and elegant.
I don't care that they're clumsy.

>>2408724
Elegant
Clumsy
Pick one

>>2408734
western propaganda
t.crimean

>>2408734
> depriving them of their democratic process.
but there was a voting and most crimean ppl voted for russia

>>2409075
if it's declared illegal by western world that doesn't mean it's illegal. Dumb westerners think that they're the law. Kys.

>>2409399
Agreement was signed with previous government which got overthrowed ILLEGALY

>>2409407

Yes.
Anyone who can look at the holocaust and say "Never Again", then look at a Russian Flag flying over Crimea and do nothing, does not deserve to be called a human

>>2409424
>Equating genocide with an '''illegal''' occupation
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>2406740
Has anyone ever fucked a deer?

>>2410547
There's that /k/ story about gathering female pheromones

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>>2410547
>>2410572

>>2410547
humans have fucked everything

>>2410547
yes and I've seen the video.

>>2411548
I'm disgusted and interested by this

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>>2410547
>>2410572
>>2411391
>>2411548
>>2412028

>the fuck did you just post you degenerate?

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>>2410572
This one?

>>2411548

Unfortunately most videos seem to be with corpses, which is understandable, but I know there's at least the one fingering clip with a live doe and then one or two videos that might have been alive.

Desperately in need of better quality doe vids though. If anyone knows of any hmu on kickstarter.

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Hi Anon, how was your day?

Come, sit down and talk with me.
Momma Dillie made some cookies.

>>2408592
KEK

>>2412823
Pretty great, I have a new subordinate at work and while it's been a bit of an adjustment in my duties I was able to generate a lot of work today and delegate to him and he's been handling it really nicely.

>>2408517
>ancap superman

>>2411391
[spoiler]this shouldn't have made me hard[/spoiler]

>>2407533

Lol. It's like a modern version of Frozen!

>>2408702
>lyme disease as an std
might be worth it

>>2412126

eightchan can be of help. I'm not gonna do the link for you. weirdo!

>>2415500
i want to cum in that girls hair

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>>2412126
>most videos seem to be with corpses, which is understandable

>>2408517
Superman is a dick.

>>2415541
which one?

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>>2415554
Fuck you

>>2410547
Do deer hunters ever fuck the carcass when its hang up?

idk, ask stay at home moms with big dogs

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>>2416518
There's no point in coupling with something that's dead. No chance of impregnation.

>>2417077
Dafug is that?

>You literally can't have a deer thread on /an/ without idiots talking about fucking them, ironically or not

You guys must be really desperate if this is all your mind revolves around

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>>2417259
ive never even hugged a girl

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happy deer kek

>>2417254
A deformed and stillborn lamb that a bunch of retards thought was half human for a while.

>>2417259
>You literally can't have a deer thread on 4chan without idiots talking about fucking them, ironically or not
ftfy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVcBl3a-kyan7VrcsiSTKNQ

This is one of my favorite youtube channels.

Here is a video of a friend feeding some deer at Port Mansfield, TX. Most of the deer there were feral and illegal to hunt.

http://imgur.com/JRlWU9g

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There's a huge amount of deer protected behind this fence in my neighborhood. They live next to these missile bunkers and underground jet fuel stores owned by Boeing, so no hunting is allowed because it's a security threat. Last time I counted 37 deer behind the fence in several huge herds. People throw food over the fence and feed them. I wonder when deer will reach critical mass?

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>>2417623
>I wonder when deer will reach critical mass?

>>2417623
Coax one of them close to the fence and stab it in the neck.

>>2417262
I've never even heard a girl talk through a walkie talkie.

>>2417077
>the only reason to fuck things is to produce offspring
religious twit detected

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>>2418234
>religious twit detected

>>2411391
>>2412101
I think i have a new fetish now.

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>>2408702
>>2408749
>>2418442
WE GET IT

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>>2418531

>>2408702
>>2418442
>>2418710
Dillie just is simply the best

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>>2418796

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Deer licc cate

>>2419230
Why do deer lick assholes

>>2419241

apparently they lick everything.

EVERYTHING

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Deer are retarded overpopulated and annoying animals. Fuck deer

>>2419746
Same applies to humans. Your point?

>>2409516
I can think of 6 gorillion similarities they share.

>>2419734
That opens a world of possibilities

>>2419746
>fuck deers
That's on my bucket list

>>2419230
hot

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>>2418234

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>>2417806
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, fuck

>>2408592
BOLIISI'S GONNA BAMP THE THREAT :DDDDD

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>>2411391
Yep, now fucking a deer is on my bucket list

>>2418234
>he doesn't mating press/handholding/kissing combo
boring vanillafag detected
why don't you go fap to futa, you prude faggot?

>>2408517
When a suspect is trying to make a getaway by car the police deer jumps in front of it

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>>2407225
Look no further than the maned wolf.

>>2408517
Carry shit through woods and over mountains during search operations or whatever, being a mascot of sorts I'd reckon.

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It's impossible to have a thread about deer on any board without half the participants talking about fucking them.

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>>2424380
That's a pretty cool creature, I had no idea they existed.

>>2419230
>Save video as...
HNNNNNNNG.webm

>>2424526
Does are qt

>>2424921
Of course they are, but we have /trash/ now for openly talking about fucking deer.

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>my deers let me show you them

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>>2425280

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>>2425283

>>2424526
>>2424978
/an/ is completely schizophrenic about deer.
they either want to kill or fuck them.

/o/ is even worse because of the anger of them plowing into them because they can't stop speeding literally everywhere and can't drive.

>>2425346
>or
Go to /k/ and you get both

>>2425280
>stuck_in_wall

>>2408719
>>2408721
>>2408723
>Strong hardy carvery literally adapted to the climate over millions of years, but were semi-domesticated to work with humans
Not too surprising Russians would use them in the tundra's

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rate my dog
he turned vegetarian btw dunno why

>>2425749
I think your dog is infected with deer

why the fuck aren't deer domesticated?

they act like they REALLY WANT to be part of our lives.

>>2426035
They're easily spooked, will wreck up your shit unsupervised, and aren't easily housebroken.
We could probably fix the bad manners in 15-20 generations of selective breeding on a large scale. Less if CRISPR turns out to not just be a meme. The problem is there's no current demand, so nobody will put money into making it happen.

>>2407206
tom t hall <3

>>2426443
Get a bright colored bucket, yellow probably, find the deer, get black oil seeds, salt blocks nearby and cracked corn. Make a daily routine of bringing the food to the salt block. Give it five years and the deer will know exactly what you have in the bucket.

>>2426580
Yes, but how do I make deer know that my hand will give pats and scritches and won't hurt them?

>>2426632
I have pet a wild 13 point like this.
That motherfucker knew he could hurt me and almost impaled me. You just have to find old, brave bucks for hand feeding.

>>2426633
That's risk af though. I'd rather not be gutted by antlers.

>>2419748
Clearly you don't live in Kentucky.

I love animals in general and I think, on paper, that deer are beautiful and majestic, but living in an area where they run rampant fucking sucks. So far I've been in 3 auto accidents where a deer just ran right in front of me.

Also deer bbq is delish.

>>2426640
>So far I've been in 3 auto accidents where a deer just ran right in front of me.

>can't drive
>blame deer

>>2427313
Apparently you've never lived in an area over ran with deer.
Unless of course you are just stupid, then statements like that are normal.

>>2427316

>pennsylvania
>no deer

It's called peripheral vision. If you've hit 3 deer, you lack it and shouldn't be driving.

>>2427324
Not the guy from Kentucky who hit three deer.
I am an old fag who has lived in an area full of deer who knows it takes more than peripheral vision to keep these dumb fuckers out of your grill.
Get some hair on your balls and some years under your belt and someday you'll see what I mean.

>>2411391
>people believe this shit

>>2427375
Can deers even feel sexual pleasure?
I thought only humans and dolphins could

>>2429102
Tons of things have a clitoris. Why would they have one if they didn't get off? I don't think there's been enough study into this area because people don't want to be pegged as sex perverts.

>>2429108
Not to mention the "animals as automata" school of thought refuses to die.

>>2427338

Sure, thing, buddy. I'm sure it takes the grace of god and prayer to notice large objects moving toward the road in front of you and slow down as to not hit them.

I pray a lot. Maybe that's how I've been managing to drive for 20 years an not hit one.

>>2429436
> projecting

not the kentucky guy or the other guy, but I live in northern minnesota and i've supplied 91 pounds of venison to my family over these happy accidents

> not maintaining your steel framed 1984 F-150 Lariat
> not having a reinforced steel brushguard
> not keeping a knife and a tarp in your vehicle at all times

If I'm allowed to retort a projection I would guess you've lived in a city most of your life, rife with cognitive dissonance and a commiserable connection to reality.

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>>2429436
The last accident I had with a deer resulted in replacing the side of my vehicle. The deer literally hit me.
When they are in rut, deer are stupid. To think only bad drivers have accidents with deer is as well.

>>2429102
Somewhere around the development of the vertebra, sex started to get incentivized by positive neuron stimulation. Certainly anything in mammalia or aves gets pleasure from sex. Many species even have contractions, motions, and vocalizations similar to humans, just with less endurance.

Dolphins are just sluts. They bang for social bonding between pod members, or just for fun. They'll fuck just about anything because it feels good, including buoys and dead fish.

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>>2429436
Don't underestimate deer anon, doesn't matter how good a driver you are when they are unpredictable as fuck.

>>2422550
perfect

>>2429436
So, the treeline isn't right next to the road in your region? I'd kill to have your magic thermal vision to better see what's hidden in the brush.

>>2412823
More deer should have bandannas.

>>2419746
>>2419748
Actually it DOESN'T apply to Deer and absolutely applies to humans.

>>2430703
Don't drive like a fucking moron when there is forest on the roadside. How fucking hard is this to grasp? You ever notice how it's always hicks and other low-IQ vermin who hit deer? When there is forest on the side of the road, I go out of my way to watch for deer. That's just common fucking sense. Hicks drive oblivious to anything, then blame the animals they smash their heavy machinery into.

>>2415554
Fuck you Batman you are weak.

>>2420103
Not on mine...anymore

Less being queer, more posting deer.

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>>2431046

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>>2422550
>"Got em' chief!"

>>2431061
dillie will forever be a legend.

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>>2431076
Thaaaaaaaaaaat's a horse.

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That's right, baby, wiggle them hips for the camera...

Why hasn't some crazy billionaire bought a thousand deer and started selectively breeding for friendliness like those russian foxes yet? They can obviously learn to be comfortable around humans already, they reach breeding age stupidly quickly, are pretty cheap to feed and you can butcher the rejects because venison is pretty tasty
They'd probably be like the russian foxes and develop neoteny as a side effect, so they might even keep the cute spots as adults.

The only real problem is that you'd need a lot of space, but land is cheap in the middle of nowhere, plus crazy hippies are less likely to bother you

>>2431409
The only reason is because I don't have the money. I'd breed them smaller and smaller with each generation until they're subatomic.

>>2431418

there are already deer breeds that are cat sized.
they're really chubby though.

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ʰᶦ

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Alright motherfuckers.

Deer already resemble cows so why don't we selectively breed deer to get deer with huge fucking udders so we can enjoy deer milk?

I want the deer revolution to fucking happen.

>>2431479
Apparently deer milk doesn't taste very good to the human palate, according to scientific research.

>>2415554
>
Superman's gotta eat too

>>2425749
your dog has funny looking paws

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>>2426035
just get a llama senpai
if they're trained right they're extremely nice

>>2431748
Your advances make me blush, my deer

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>>2431748

>ALL THIS TRUST AND AFFECTION AND FAGGOTS STILL SAY THEY CANNOT BE PETS FOR SOME REASON

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>>2431772

but llamas don't have fangs :B

>>2431948
commiedeers go home

>>2431793
That one probably is a pet. It lives outside though because it's a wild animal and will occasionally freak out and trash your delicate indoor crap.

Racoons can be the same way. Nice when they want, murderous little fuckers with with razor claws when the mood strikes.

>>2431748
who is this

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bump

>>2411391
>Arnold SquashANigger
got me lmao

>>2429461
>>2429470

>n-no i'm not a bad driver, it's the deeeeer

One deer is an accident. If you've hit 3, you're a fuck up. It really is that simple.

>>2435195
take a look at /o/.
they shit on deer all day every day and at the same time rage about people who drive exactly the speed LIMIT (limit like in "the maximum speed you're officially allowed to drive you retard"). they literally can't keep apart speed limit and minimum speed and therefore understeer into trees and plunge into deer every minute but never blame themselves.

>>2435195
Your simple

>>2435195
Yes, this was definitely a topic of discussion that needed to be revived after a week without people shitposting about it.

>>2426035
main problem is size

only mammals that big that get domesticated are cargo animals

you can tame everything, even bears, but the problem is that they are still animals. a cat freaking out and slashing you is a fun little accident. a bear freaking out and biting your hand off is not.

Deer are big, and a panicking deer can get someone injured. the animals we have nowadays are the animals that our bodies can manage.

>>2426632
foreign deer will never know

a deer you raise form birth yes

the only difference between dogs and wolves if that they lost the fear instinct against humans

>>2435213
his simple what?

>>2435268
Jesus Christ is there anybody left on this board?

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>>2410547
>>2410572
>>2411391

>>2436828
>That shouldn't make me this hard.
and then it gets to prostate stimulation.

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>>2431156
You're gonna have to post a link to that video.

>>2436937
Was just a serendipitous screenshot from her live stream.

>>2438473
>not knowing how to cap live streams

>>2438604
She just sits there and looks adorable 99% of the time though, why would I bother.

She was basically just doing her whole "how 2 sit bcuz blind" routine.

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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dillie2

probably the only channel on Ustream worth watching

>>2439244
That's the deer that walks around in the house and knocks things over all the time right?

>>2439324
yes, it's dillie and she's kind of popular

>>2435263
Plenty of dogs are big and strong enough to kill a person. The problem is just that deer don't really do anything other animals we have can't, aside from looking incredibly fuckable, so there's no real reason to domesticate them.

That said, reindeer are semi-domesticated in areas like Scandinavia and Russia because they actually fulfill a job other animals can't - haul cargo in snowy and icy areas unsuitable for a horse.

So I heard you like deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojovWLqHTtA

>>2439704
Do deers feel sexual pleasure like dolphins or is it just instinct like dogs?

>>2439710
Dogs certainly feel sexual pleasure, I'd argue any mammal does, probably birds too and possibly reptiles and amphibians.

>>2439710
>>2439712
Basically all mammals and birds experience sexual drive and orgasm.

>>2441005
>UNACCEPTABLE.

>Calm down, it's the yearly ass inspection.

>>2439707
I think deer are just cows from a dimension where Φ is slightly higher than it is in our dimension.

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TITANIUM WHITE

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mlem