*Blocks your path*

Kek. It can try

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I counter with chemical warfare.

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Go pocket salamander

Spiders are pretty chill imo. Usually they're just casually going about their day at a slow pace. I can handle that. Unless they're jumping all over the place I don't see why one would need to be concerned. Or unless you live in some third world country filled with deadly poisonous spiders

>>2405624
>tightens shoe laces.....

>>2405757
The spider in the OP is literally a venomous spider.

>>2406363
Yeah those things literally live in North America

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>>2405624
pssh, nothin personnel kid

>>2406363
they are all venomous

can anyone help me identify a spider?
It has the same body of a wolf spider, but its black with two white line in the abdomen and white pedipalps

>>2406480
Post a picture or fuck off. We're not psychic

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>>2406480
Possibly a Giant house spider

>>2406363
literally every spider is venomous you fucking mong
>>2405624
anyway i scoop it up in my bare hands and bring it outside because unlike some of you cunts I know how to handle an animal that has the environmental awareness of a conservative.

>>2406610
>literally every spider is venomous you fucking mong
no they aren't. most are.

>>2406376
We had two of these once and me and my brother would just give each other highfives with these until they broke.

https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU

>>2405624
Spiders are bros

>>2406610
>can't resist making every little thing about politics
>dumb enough to grab a brown recluse

You're insufferable. Keep that shit in /pol/ you fucking faggot.