How do I defeat this in a fight?

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>>2400824
someone out to get SMASHED?

>>2400824
>>2400827
SMASHED

>>2400824
Use tools

>>2400827
Someone please put this inbred monstrosity out of its misery.

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>>2400827
>>2401252

These pitbulls are too deformed to effectively maul anyone. Trash.

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>>2401263
>tfw my future granny mutilator has the same coat

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

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>>2401266
This murderdog belonged to a good friend.

>>2401267
Why do rumple and toadagi have that heavenly white glow about them?

>>2400824
walk down a staircase

>>2401270
legendary super toads

>>2400827
>Do a google search to find who thinks this abomination is worth taking a picture of instead of putting a bullet in his miserable brain
>First result is >>>Tumblr
>http://cynological.tumblr.com/post/99376490482/feliscanis-notapitbull-weaselwoman-im
Pit Bulls were a mistake. Designer dogs were a mistake.

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>>2401330
>Notice that most are flopped onto their hips? Well they cannot stand too long.
>They have been so grossly bred that normal movements are impossible.
All memes aside, AKC conformation/designer breeds etc. ruined dogs. God these things look miserable just being alive.

YOU GOTTA COOK YOURSELF UP WITH MONSTER INBREEDING

>>2400824

I remember an old story said a guy got attacked by a pitbull and punched down it's throat and the thing shocked to death on his fist.

>>2400824
shoot it in the head and spit on it's corpse

>>2401482
>Continue?

yes

>>2401269
Luke, did I ever tell you about my pitbull who slammed the children of the jedi academy and smashed your mom? He was a good doggo!

>>2400824
With a weapon.

>>2401267
What happened to Toad 1?

>>2400824
just remember teeth that curve inward are great for holding and preventing whats in the mouth from getting loose, however they offer no resistance to things in the mouth being jammed inward. a forearm pressed in toward the throat with sufficient force will choke a dog. probably puke on you too as they try to spit you out. a hand in the mouth could be jammed all the way down the gullet into its chest cavity and grab the dogs still beating heart and rip it out.

or you could just not turn your back to an angry dog. that prevents probably 70 or 80% of attacks right there.

could you imagine having to taste everyone you had a physical altercation with

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>>2401267
>2017
>not maining snarf
git fucking good

>>2401512
Have I told you about my pitbull who started up a slam academy to teach the ways of SLAMMING?

[spoiler]Sad thing is i'm only half joking[/spoiler]

>>2401263
SLAMMED

>>2401554
Do you also have to show him you're big and loud as you would do the same to a bear to prevent an attack?

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>>2400824
Punch it

>>2400824
Insert thumbs into eyes viciously
Or try to get a choke lock on the bastard and suffocate him
Or just be a real man and punch the living shit out of it

Can I get a quick rundown on these dogs?

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>>2401843
>DOGSCHILDS BOW TO TOADANOFFS
>IN CONTACT WITH ALIENS
>POSSESS SMASHED-LIKE PHYSIQUES
>CONTROL LA WITH A TOADLINE FIST
>OWN VETS AND SHELTERS GLOBALLY
>DIRECT DESCENDANTS OF THE ANCIENT INBRED BLOODLINE
>WILL BANKROLL THE FIRST CITIES ON MARS (TOADANGRAD WILL BE THE FIRST CITY)
>OWN 99% OF THE DNA RESEARCH FACILITIES ON EARTH
>FIRST DESIGNER PUPPIES WILL IN ALL LIKELIHOOD BE TOADLINE PUPPIES.
>TOADLINE BULLS SAID TO HAVE 215+ IQ, SUCH INTELLIGENCE ON EARTH HAS ONLY EXISTED DEEP IN TIBETAN MONASTERIES AND AREA 51
>ANCIENT AMERICAN SCRIPTURES TELL OF A RACE OF PITBULLS WHO WILL DESCEND UPON EARTH AND WILL BRING AN ERA OF SMASHED AND SLAMMED PROGRESS WITH THEM
>THEY OWN FROZEN CUM R&D LABS AROUND THE WORLD
>YOU LIKELY HAVE TOADGENES INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW
>THE TOADANOFFS ARE IN REGULAR COMMUNICATION WITH THE ARCHANGELS STAYPUFT AND REPOMAN, FORWARDING THE WORD OF GOD TO THE SLAMMED CHURCH
>THEY LEARNED FLUENT BARKING IN UNDER A WEEK
>NATION STATES ENTRUST THEIR FROZEN CUM RESERVES WITH THE TOADLINE. THERE'S NO FROZEN CUM IN FT. KNOX, ONLY FT. TOADANOFF
>THE TOADS ARE ABOUT 7 DECADES OLD, FROM THE TIME REFERENCE POINT OF THE BASE HUMAN CURRENTLY ACCEPTED BY OUR SOCIETY
>IN REALITY, THEY ARE TIMELESS BEINGS EXISTING IN ALL POINTS OF SMASH AND SLAM FROM THE BIG BARK TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. WE DON'T KNOW THEIR ULTIMATE PLANS YET. WE HOPE THEY'RE 100% INBRED BEINGS.

>>2401850
baka

chokehold, ram arm down its throat

is it possible to undo the fuckery dog breeders have performed?

>>2401270
STANDS

>>2401850
*TOAD BUT FAIR FIST

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>>2401907
no

>>2401585
I main crimeboss and I shit on Snarf every single time. Snarf is a memedog

>>2401907
Its very easy, usually (actually always?) you can just introduce one single dog of any other breed into the line of any dog that has hereditary genetic disorders or negative afflictions not yet recognised as disorders, and the offspring will be completely rid of all of its parents issues, just like that!

>>2401270
Those are the unlockables

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>>2401585
>maining anything other than Rumple

>>2400824
>>2400827
SLAMMED

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>>2402503
300% INBRED

>>2400824
Throw a job application at him

>>2400824
the neighbor's (I'm assuming, it had a collar) escaped pitbull sneaked up on me yesterday as I was getting the mail. It came as close as about five feet behind me before I heard its low growl. I seriously thought I was gonna have to CESAR it but the "be calm but confident" and "look at it but keep blinking" made it to back off eventually.

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>>2401270

You're going to love this - trust me.

What you're seeing now is my normal state.

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>>2403783

This - is a modern American Pit Bull Terrier

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>>2403784

Hoho, so you've cropped your ears. What a useless transformation!

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>>2403786

And this is what is known as a Bull Terrier which has been bred beyond a Bull Terrier.

Or you can just call this an American Bully

Shove a S.C.U.B.A. tank down its yap and when he steps back to shake his head and ralph it out, shoot him broadside with 7.62x51.

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>>2403787

And this....... IS TO BREED....... EVEN FURTHER..... BEYOND

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>>2403789

STOP IT NOW RUMPLE, YOU'RE GOING TO DRAIN AWAY ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT ON EARTH

>>2401483
The skull is literally impenetrable with anything less than a shoulder fired weapon.
>inb4 muh 10mm

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>>2403792

Wow, that dog has even more birth defects than before!

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>>2403797

*sizzling with toadlike energy*

>>2403803
>ass is higher than the head
>belly is almost sliding on the ground
woah... so this.... is the power of the royal toadline.....

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>>2403803
Anyone can do that...

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>>2403830

Make jokes while you can - you're not dealing with the average inbred Bully anymore!

>>2400824
Looks like a high as a kite nigger fresh out of prison looking to kill.
Nigbulls should be outlawed, just like certain weapons, on the basis that they were bred to kill.

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With a 5/8 American Staffordshire Terrier.

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>>2404084
お前はもう死んでいる

>>2403789
>>2403844
>>2403803
Do I even want to know what they did to get that poor dog like that?

>>2404207
>not setting the camber on your dog to -8.0

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>>2401267
>Spend 5$ on Abominable 3kb "DLC"
>It's shit
>Gets nerfed because casuals keep complaining about his special t-shirt defense


Fucking hell, Sakurai

>>2404207
By taking a prized pit bull line and inbreeding it to to hell.

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>>2400824
Guns

>>2403788
He used an m1 garand, therefore a 7.62x54mm you mong

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>>2405177
You seen the prices of CMP Garands?
>taking a vintage weapon on the salt (or into the ghetto)
As if.

>>2401521
Passed away at the ripe old age of 4. Due to breathing complications caused by being an inbred retard dog.

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>>2405177
>7.62x54mm

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>>2405177
>>2405654
>>2405666
Looks like I was wrong, /k/ would be dissapointed

>>2404387
Peace? I hate the word...

>>2403789
Carface

Redpill me on this breed, I'm new to /an/ and don't know much about dogs

All I know is that the critter in the OP doesn't looks like something mother nature would design

>>2407107
According to their breeder they're litteraly a pyramid scheme.

>>2400824
you can do it by yourself, with your bare hands
go for it

>>2400824
Getting a full hand of aces is a pretty good bet

I dunno though luck is a strong factor and you never know what cards your opponents have

>>2407107
It's a grossly inbred pitbull that a set of breeders are selling for several thousand dollars each. They are very physically unhealthy and are less a dog breed and more of an abomination.

>>2401554
>grab the dogs still beating heart and rip it out.
got it
wish me luck!

>>2404090
I can hear it breathing.
>>2403803
I can hear it dying.

>>2401585
I would still use it if the last patch didn't fucking killed it, it's tier 4 at best now

>>2409571
>nationalfront.jpg

>>2401468
That's bad ass

Gouge its eyes out and go dwarf fortress on its ass

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They see me smashin

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>>2408313

>>2400824
sit on it

>>2401850
>YOU LIKELY HAVE TOADGENES INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW
How horrifying.

>>2411542
Holy shit

Rear choke

Really easy to control at dog if it has a collar on, grab it, make a jump, land on back, secure choke hold.

Only difficult if it has spiked necklace

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>>2411745
>spiked necklace

>>2400827
Just smash my genes up.

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>>2406719
IRL Gondola.

what's the source of the "SLAMMED" and "SMASHED" part of the toadline meme

>>2411913
Nice try, knowyourmeme.

Now fuck off.

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>>2411915
Rude

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>>2411915
http://knowyourmeme.com/search?q=smashed+slammed
make it happen

Who do I contact to buy one of these inbred monstrosity?

>>2413203
http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html

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>>2413204
everything on that site is pure comedy gold

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>>2413204
>Snarf
>Snarfette
>Snarfarella
>Snarfalicious
I'm fucking dying

>>2413204

>Toadline apparel now on sale

Sign me the fuck up boys

>>2413204

They're literally recreating the bulldog, but skipping the part where they weren't inbred sacks of wheezing flab

>>2413204
TOADLINE SODA POP
TOADLINE FIZGIG

What are the origins of SMASHED SLAMMED meme?

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I might need to buy one of these

>>2403784
I fucking love that deep dark chocolate colors, I only see it in bully breeds. I guess I have to get a pit bull type dog.

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>>2413381
It started with this image of a facebook post

>>2413645
>Bone girth smashed and slammed
i would not want my bones to get smashed or slammed in any definition of the word

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Guys I need help filling up my folder.

>>2415671
>he stores files in 'Download'
>he doesn't organise his Toadline folder by the name of the dog
I'm HOWLING over here baka oniichan

>>2404213
>not just playing Project Mauling
You deserve your suffering

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these guys are cooler

>>2401330
>>2401367
>Proud of his inbred dogs
I feel nauseous