SLAMMED
THIS PRIME TOADLINE HAS BEEN BRED WITH ONLY THE CLOSEST OF RELATIVES--COMING FROM A VERY SHORT LINE CONSISTING OF ONLY HIS GRANDMOTHER AND HER PUPS. THIS PRIME TOADLINE IS A PRODUCT OF HIS GRANDMOTHER AND FATHER HAVING STEAMY TOAD-LIKE INTERCOURSE, PRODUCING THIS FINE LINE (OF TOAD). AND HE COULD BE YOURS FOR A MEASLY $100,000.
WHAT SAY YOU, TOAD-SEEKER?
>>2400814
>Snarf
>>2400811
>Toad 2
these names are great
>>2401168
>>2400811
Snarf Snarf
>>2400814
def gonna go with swoldier
>>2400814
who /repoman/ here?
>>2400814
How do people think these dogs look strong? They don't even look healthy.
What do you think their average lifespan is?
AYO PHAM TELL ME HOW I FINNA GET ONE OF THESE
>>2402659
Anywhere from 3-7 years, like a dog equivalent to a Fiat.
>>2400814
Nerf repoman pls, it hits too hard, also nerf his smash level, you can't play a goddamn match without being gangbanged by five repomans
>>2400814
Rumple is a great slammer, if you know how to micro him of course
>>2403055
Why do you retarded /v/edditors have to turn everything into cringy video game humour?
>>2400811
>>2400814
Start the reactor
>>2400814
Staypuft was stolen :((((
>>2400814
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>>2400814
>no mooseists itt
100% SMASHED
100% SLAMMED
Could I get a Mexican vet to put shoulder implants into my toadline dog?
>>2404040
>not inbreeding to get your desired shoulder deformation
you dishonor your family
>>2404041
No, I want a wide as possible toad dog AND huge silicon implants in his shoulders. I'd also like to Bog the shit out of his face.
>>2404044
that's a SOLID idea my man. best of luck
>>2400814
Crimeboss has really been slept on this patch, if you train on him a bit you can instagib most other slammers outright, I've wrecked too many repoman mains to count this way. His only real hardcounter is Toadagi and you just don't see him played much, not since the open beta at least
Anyone itt serious about these abominations should immediately self terminate.