Animals and their babies thread

>>2400141
>Want one pal?
>One for 4, three for 10

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polish pest

>>2400223
This made my day
Thanks anon

>>2400245
George RR Martin

Fucking kys right now faggot, a grown man reading these kinds of books ......

>>2400141
>11
jesus

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>>2400195
Love her, is she yours?

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>>2400140

>>2400595
>gather around you lil' shits
>its stoerytiem

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I miss taking care of chickens. I live in a rural area so I got to take care of quite a few people's chickens last summer but no one was looking this year

>>2400243
kek

>>2400612
That does not look safe

>>2400612
How not to raise children.

>>2400591
You do realise that nothing about this picture is real

>>2400612
RUN

>>2400657
Why?

>>2400805
its quite clearly a rubber toy, you can even reverse search it

>>2400836
A dog and her pups is a rubber toy?

>>2400612
>Dont.Move.A muscle.

>>2400612
this isn't the "/an/ images that make you uncomfortable" thread

>>2400847
he's referring to the centipede

>>2400872
That explains the confusion. I thought they were talking about the pic they quoted>>2400591, in this post here>>2400657

>>2400612
>Disemboweled children in 3..2...1

>>2400141
the fuck did all of them fit in there

>>2400629
>>2400653
>>2400657
>>2400661
>>2400848
>>2400897

I'm not an australian.
why do you guys freak out so much? what's with those birbs?

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>>2400920
Google cassowary. Sometimes they like to rip your shit up if you look at em wrong

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>>2400923
The babies are pretty cute though

>>2400593
>shoggoth

>>2400923
Imagine if Australians went to war against these instead of emus. They'd get completely obliterated.

>>2400195
Kill it with fire

>>2400141
I'm impressed you had so many different coloured collars.

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>>2400984

>>2400923
They're not as dangerous as you fucking think, you retard. This board is giving you fake knowledge.

>>2401029
Fuck crows

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>>2400370
>>2400917
From the Wikipedia page about canine reproduction: "Large and giant breeds average 7 puppies per litter but can have a maximum litter size of about 15."

>>2400597
AY YO WAS GOOD LIL NIGGAS

>>2400920
>what's with those birbs?

They can kick the shit out of your child if the mood strikes them.

>>2401044
>They're not as dangerous as you fucking think.

Until they start kicking the shit out of an 8 year old....

>>2400612
>Pictures taken seconds before a major disaster

>>2401068
>politely waiting for the hysterical mother to stop freaking out over this j00cy carcass
>fuck crows
I hope you get bullied by a rascalous crow gang

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>>2401044
>The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25 cm (0.49 in) wound which may have severed his jugular vein. The boy died of his injuries shortly afterwards.[30]
yh m8 not dangerous at all
have fun when these suckers poke through your shorts and the ballsack behind them

>>2400974
Me too, now that you said it.

>>2400897

Not that its safe to let kids get that close to a cassowary, theres only been one case of them slashing a human's belly (and that was after the bird was antagonized)

>>2401316
It doesn't matter.

It's like the assholes we have over here that think the black bears in the park are "harmless"...until they're not.

It's never a good idea to habituate wild life like that to people.

>>2400943
I. A large floof. Have produced many tinier floofs.

>>2401319
Or people who try to take selfies with Bison.

>>2401044
Letting your children get near any kind of wild animal's offspring is a oneway ticket to becoming childfree.

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>>2401324
What could go wrong?

>>2400140

>>2401310
Normally they don't wait until the lamb is dead.

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>>2401044
Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>2401312
>The one documented human death was caused by a cassowary on 6 April 1926
rofl

>>2401319
It does matter. The guy I responded to
>>2400923
made it seem like they're overly fucking dangerous for no reason at all and just attack you all the time.

>>2401316
I agree, it's irresponsible and retarded to let a chidl go near any wild animal. Especially without proper protection etc.

>>2401347
That little fucker is FAST. Great cornering speed too.

Now imagine that was a fatty instead, things would not have ended well.

>>2400612
DANGER DANGER

>>2401347
Did the Chinese tourists not read the sign where it says not to approach the buffalo at Grand Tetons? I had a ranger friend stationed there who told me a story of a russian heiress who got gored by one trying to take a photo with it while it was in an agitated state. Bloody tourists...

>>2401369
maybe the lamb shouldn't take so long

>>2400612
Holy fuck that those things will rip your fucking body apart.

>>2401185
I never knew koalas were marsoupials

>>2402950
Chinese don't respect things

>>2403244
Especially sparrows

>>2401185
Also very good in mah soup, 'yalls

>>2400600
you wanna take care of my cock?

>>2403391
Only if I can chop of the head in preparation for dinner and the headless shaft runs three circles around the yard and then jumps onto a treebranch while spurting blood.

>>2403391
No, roosters are mean and freeloaders, I prefer to take care of hens

>>2400974
breeders separate them for the buyers using different colored collars

>>2400943
T H I C C

>>2400245

That's a gorgeous dog but her puppies look sort of weird, I think they might have autism.

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>>2400612

>>2402671
That's not a lab, that's a golden

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Old man at home sent me this, 8 tiny boxers, they don't know what to do with it.

>>2405758
Niggers will go crazy for them, but you probably shouldn't give one to them

>Cease communication with me or my brood now or at any time in the future

>>2401068
Fuck you

>>2405758
Breed them all together
SMASH and SLAM

>>2405931
>smug

>>2401230
just to ruin your buzz, most unusually well-posed bug photos are two bugs the third world country cunt photographer has killed (gas/freezing) and then glued or wired into funny positions so that they can sell the photo online for money from gullible fucks who think it is cute and not corpse-photos.

>>2400612
So many responses to just this one pic. Are they really that bad?

>>2405758
Finding them a home would be the most logical idea if they're old enough to be away from the mom that is. Just post them online so you can avoid giving them to any niggers.

>>2405758
Charge a $100 rehoming fee to weed out the people who want to feed a puppy to their snake or make an abuse video.

>>2406014
>>2405758
$200-300 rehoming fee.

Someone will pay 100 for a few weeks with a puppy even if they feed it hotdogs and never buy a single dog book, pay any veterinary bills or have it on flea/tick/heartworm preventation.

When it's a few hundreds, you weed out 9/10 the lazy beaner/white trash/ghetto idiots who a dog doesn't deserve to be neglected by.

It's not greedy at all, use the money to keep all the un-adopted puppies on all current vaccinations and flea/tick/heartworm prevention and good food, training, grooming, etc.

Healthy and happy well-trained puppies are easier to find homes for which will reduce the cost you spent making them healthy and happy.

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Does this count?

>>2406154
Bless this pupper

>>2405672

Golden retrievers are just yellow labs with longer hair.

>>2401752
Hiw did they all fit inside her??

>>2405931
Being reptilian, how do the mom's overcome the urge for such a free meal?

>>2406295
>the urge for such a free meal?
The urge to procreate is stronger.
Except in some humans of course.
Take from that what you will.