My dog Max is normally pretty chill but I was walking him tonight and he was rooting around in the bushes for something. It was dark so I couldn't see what it was but I think he ate it. Now he looks dizzy and kind of out of it and he's running away from me when I try to take off his harness. He never acts like this so I'm freaking out. THERE ARE NO VETS OPEN right now. How do I induce vomiting on him to get him to cough up whatever he ate?
Ok, I found advice online for giving him hydrogen peroxide. I'm gonna try and get him to swall some now. Fingers crossed.
I gave him half a teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide (he's a small dog). Now we're just waiting.... he's shaking a lot and looks very unlike himself...
Good, he's looking like he's about to rolf so I took him downstairs to the basement. The floor is tiled to that will make the mess easier to clean up.
Come on Max, puke it up...
Is... Is this chihuahua anon's latest experiment?
This.. style.. this narrative.. so familiar..
Stop hiding Max...
>>2398070
I did this with my sausage dog when he swallowed a tampon. He threw up the whole thing and was fine.
>>2398091
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be fine... just getting frustrated watching him dry heave. Poor little guy.
>>2398094
massage his back like a drunken sorority girl
Oh boy... its happening.
>>2398097
did he eat a blobfish? give him a shit ton of water
Jesus
Ew. This is so gross.
OK I think he's done now.
>>2398103
Yes my wife bought these weird red doggy treats yesterday for the first time which I need to look at. I'm wondering if they caused this problem.
what happened to the puppy? is it dead already?
Wait no, he's not done puking
>>2398105
Okay just wanted be sure it wasn't blood or parts of a dead animal.
I don't think it would be the treats if he ate something on the walk but it's a good idea to check em anyway.
Also give him a lot of water, he's probably dehydrated after that.
Here comes more...
Ugh
Whew get it out boy
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING CHIHUAHUAS
He looks bewildered now
Not a happy camper right now. I need to get him some water.
Now he's just lying down in it, Wtf Max?
This seems wrong
Something isn't right
>>2398132
clean it up and give him water you idiot
This makes me nervous. I'm taking him upstairs to wash him off and get him a lot of water to rehydrate.
>>2398121
shelters are full of them
>>2398138
Yeah I'm doing that. Would you want to pick up a dog covered his own vomit?
Chihuahua guy, pls no
Well he made it through the night but is still acting odd... he seems to be pissing a lot now. All over himself.
There's urine everywhere
He's getting his own urine in his face and eyes
I think he's trying to drink his own urine. This is a first.
>>2398402
Go to a vet jfc
>>2398407
I am once he stops snapping at me when I try to pick him up. He's all worked up for some reason.
>>2398108
What are you talking about?
This isn't funny
TAKE YOUR DOG TO THE FUCKING VET NOW
>>2398420
This is part 4 or 5 in Chihuahua anon's quest to torment his animals. Last one was a puppy that underwent waterboarding.
Why do mods let these threads keep happening?
Why do no mods fucking prune this animal abuser's thread. Fucking histrionic disorder at it's best.
>>2398475
Currently at the vet. Max is on an IV now and is looking better. He's still agitated so the vet is recommending an anti anxiety medication at least temporarily. Also, the vet asked us to bring in the bag of the new dog treats max recently had. Has anyone else had problems with this brand?
The ingredients don't look all that healthy. Maybe all the fat and additives caused this?
>>2398515
I think I've seen it at the dollar store
Looks like a shit brand tbqh.
>>2398522
Yeah and Max is used to Abady so a shitty snack like this probably messed up his stomach.
it's like groundhog day, what the hell do we do to get out of this
File a lawsuit.
>>2398412
Your dog looks like it fucking had a seizure you fucking idiot
>>2398137
Again, why are his eyes read? That shouldn't just happen even if he is sick.
That shit happens when they have been strangled.
Guys, this isn't a funny thread anymore. I've been watching this guys pictures for a while, and every fucking time the dog starts off with a normal face, and then a few posts later has blood shot and bulging eyes.
OP also constantly complains that the dogs 'hide' from him, or try to 'bite' him, which would imply that they are being fucking abused.
We need to email the mods about this or actually report it, not just to get him banned. This isn't some joke thread anymore, I really think he is hurting these dogs.
>>2398972
I like how he seems so concerned but makes a joke about it pissing.
I'd take OP out back and shoot him like old yeller.
Seriously would.
lmao this is the best thread
>>2399002
>animal abuse is funny
So that last puppy is probably dead, right?
How many dogs has OP gone through by now?
so it seems like this guy is probably beating this dog while having a camera pointed at the animal on a stand, taking pictures.
>>2398972
Mods should just ban him at this point but /an/ doesn't have any mods.
TAKE MY DOGS FOR A WALK BOY
>>2399153
This guy needs a permanent ban from this board. Even if he doesn't actively abuse his animals (doubtful), capturing an animal actively suffering and being miserable for the sake of humor and attention violate the rules of this board.
Do you get off on this, you fuck?
>>2399186
What the hell are you talking about? You guys are clearly confused and mistaken. As per the vet, the red eyes were probably caused by an allergic reaction to the food. Anyway, they've long since cleared up and Max is doing fine again. You people need to take a breath.
comedy gold
>>2399215
Were all the other dogs with red eyes also caused by food allergies? Just admit that you torture dogs to take funny pictures as they freak out.
>>2398972
>OP also constantly complains that the dogs 'hide' from him, or try to 'bite' him, which would imply that they are being fucking abused.
Have you ever encountered a chihuahua at all?
>>2399215
Fucking hilarious thread, m8.
>>2399215
Sure, but dogs dont get red eyes from allergies.
You're an ass.
>overly sensitive /an/ons still falling for OP's ruse cruise.
He's a shelter worker
>>2399787
Being a shelter worker doesn't go against the theory that he might be purposely hurting these dogs.