EMERGENCY! My dog ate a whole egg McMuffin that I left on the

>>2394151
He'll be fine.

Bad doggo but wil not die

He'll be fine, but at his next feeding you need to eat all of his dog food in front of him so he understands the consequences of eating your food.

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>>2394151
No
egg McMuffin is kill

>>2394237

>tfw no golden

please kill me

>>2394323
i will kill you if you wish anon

>>2394331

I appreciate the offer but I still have hope that I'll have a golden retriever one day.

>>2394151
I suspect your dog is doing way better than just fine.

>>2394151
R u spud?

i always buy my dog a humbuger when i go to mcd

>>2394339
what if i delet all golden retrievers can i kill you then