pidgeons

>>2393992
rats of the sky.

>>2393997
far rats of the sky

>>2393992
They make good pies!
Mhhh pigeon pie

Pidgeons are cute. Fuck off.

>>2393992

Domesticated birds that we collectively bred to be this way and then abandoned and now bitch about.

They don't really spread disease like people think and their shit isn't supposed to be white like you usually see. They're damn smart birds and great pets (a little clingy though).

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I love them, they're so sweet and kind but they're not very glamorous let's say so they're overlooked. There are several colonies of feral pigeons I feed, and since I've been feeding them a proper diet their droppings have changed from liquid white to solid green/brown and appear much less. I think because they eat so much "people food" they just have diarrhea 24/7.

>I think pigeon is pretty cool guy eh finds his way home and doesn't afraid of anything.

I got a couple racing pigeon culls for dog training and ended up with a loft of homers for several years. Wouldn't do it again, but really glad I did it once.

>>2393992
>posses godlike maneuverability
>be sanic fast
>be able to cover huge distances
>be smart
>decide to settle on a city plaza, eating garbage and shitting on everything

Complete cunts

I like them. The soft cooing noises they make are comfy. Also entertaining to watch them go through the whole mating dance. People I think mostly find them annoying because of the sheer volume of them in some urban areas.

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>>2394105
>The answer is simple. It’s because they aren’t difficult to understand. Unlike human beings that have the capacity to manipulate and deceive one another, they are basically animals of habit. If you treat them well, feed them, give them safe housing and lots of love, you can expect a good relationship with them. However, that isn’t the case with human relationships. Through life experiences we learn that treating someone decently and being loyal to them will not necessarily guarantee you the same in return, although it should.

>>2394155
https://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/05/04/bird-week-mike-tyson-defends-the-pigeon/?_r=0

>>2394176
Fugging GERM*ns

>>2393992
If I had a "gas all pigeons instantly" button I would smash it so hard I would need to get my hand amputated.
Alternatively, if I could live a million years, I would spend each day hunting and locating each and every pigeon in the world and I would break the neck of half of them, the other half I would smash on a hard surface hard enough to instantly vaporize them.
Literally filthy flying bags of shit.

>>2394414
You're mad because they can fly and are war heroes and get hot pigeon girlfriends whom they fuck all the time for life. You are projecting your insecurities on to them.

>>2394419
I despise them for they are filthy, live and nest in their own shit, they even get foot infections and cancer from all the pigeon shit they're constantly wallowing in and that's why you'll never see a pigeon with all of its digits, and despite being useless flying sacks of shit they are still protected and allowed to flood cities with shit and dirt and ruin inestimable architectural treasures that have been gracing the cities for fucking centuries.
You don't know how it feels to have those fucking evolutionary wastes shit 24/7 on, precious marbles and world-class works of art unless you live in Italy.
If I had the power to do so, I would allow and order the systematic extermination of all pigeons in main cities and sites of interest, by all means possible.
You don't know what's it like to live in Florence and watch those meaningless flyers freely shit on inestimable artworks.

>>2394414
>>2394425
>m-muh works of art

If you've read the thread before shitting all over it with your autism, you would know that they are actually clean and smart birds and they're only as filthy as people make them, so the only real cancerous bag of shit here is you. Shove your archiectural treasures up your ass and drown yourself in the nearest body of water. :^) Filthy human fuck.

>>2393998
phone poster detected

>>2393992
what do you think about EATING pidgeons?

My mom's co-worker ordered pigeon at a restaurant they ate at together.

>>2394801
>eating animals

Why not start wearing hide and live in caves where your whole family shits in the corner while you're at it?

I was just thinking how pigeons sound really spooky.

>>2394803
>Why not...
Probably because the protein from the meat helped his ancestors' brains grow so they were smart enough to not do those things.

>>2394105
nigga thats kawaii

>>2393992
Annoying cunts making too much noise when I try to sleep

they taste good

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>>2394414
>>2394425
>>2394801
>>2394854
Ima snap your necks.

>>2394786
I'll fuck you up, Mike. You and your mom as well. And then I'll shove pigeon carcasses up your retired pugilist asshole.

>>2394868
Face it, anon, you're far worse for the environment and overall condition of this planet than all pidgeons combined. Deep down in your soul you realize how worthless and harmful your existence is. Nature hates you, it wants you dead but you and your kind keep clinging to your life like annoying cockroaches calling for substitutes like m-muh art, m-muh culture, m-muh science or whatever pointless shit you feel like at the moment to fill the emptiness inside. All this leads us to a conclusion that a life of a single pidgeon is worth far more than you and all your silly art combined in the grand scheme of things. So fuck off, respect life, be grateful to nature and go feed some pidgeons now, you lazy nihilistic fat fuck.

>>2394157

That would have a lot more meaning if he wasn't a violent rapist

>>2393992
>what do you think about pidgeons?
>Lazy fat birds
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTXGAgVqD_Q
Tf>>2393998
Dddsf

I had one as a pet, she was sweet and surprisingly smart. Smelled like syrup.

>>2394876
Kek
That's enough my boy, trying too hard now

>>2393992
disgusting pieces of shit that need to be wiped out in the most cruel way possible

>>2394932
This is /an/, not /humanity/ general.

>Me, going home from a store
>Seeing freshly dead pigeon on the road, no visible injuries
>Army of pigeons near him eating some shit dropped by humans
>One of them comes to check him
>He pecks the corpse in it chest (it lies on a back)
>Checking, no response
>After that he is getting on the top of the corpse ANA STARTS FUCKING HIM IN PIGEON STYLE BUTT TO BUTT
>After he is done the next pigeon coming through

Why is this allowed?

It's kinda sad seeing this domesticated species roam the streets desu.
These lil guys just want a home with us because deep down they know that they're supposed to live with us.

>>2394891
i made the video, no secret.
also thought it was spelled pidgeons because of the pidgey pokemon
i just happen to really like pigeons even if they actually are a problem in some cityes.

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Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?

>>2395027
interested

>>2395027
Good. They're really, really ugly.

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>>2395027
Actually yes. I can take a pic tomorrow if you want. Its parents has a nest in a train station. Pic related is not mine but its a pic of a pidgeon chick

>>2394889
Aren't all men?

>>2395070
Just as much as all women are control freaks.
Wait, that might actually be true....

>>2395070
Nah, the drones are male but you just see them so rarely because their only purpose is impregnating the queen

>>2395062
yes please

>>2395027
Many. They are possibly the ugliest baby birds out of all species.
Killed dozens, at various stages of growth. Parents still haven't learned and keep laying eggs on my roof

>>2395117
why should you?

>>2394876
The modern distribution of the domestic rock dove is entirely due to man. We took their wild ancestors from MENA region as goat herders 5000BCE, bred them for traits and now basically all pigeons wild or otherwise are descended from human stock. One of the largest contributors to the feral pigeon population is (bad) fanciers and racers breeding too much and releasing them when they can't handle the shit/can't sell off stock. The other largest is morons like you who enjoy feeding invasive species so the native ones all get outcompeted because man is the most powerful selector now.

personally I think feral pegions are a pest, but not too bad, especially when you have an asshole neighbor parking under your tree. But as pets and show birds and messages pegions are very useful and beautiful brids.

>>2395117
Bitch faggot idiot cunt, next time throw your worthless self off the roof instead.

>>2395027
squabs may look like chewed up wet carpet rolled into a ball of feathers but they're fucking delicious

>all this people ITT with no respect for life whatsoever

Don't get too upset when someone kills a preson you care about just for keks.

>>2395124
Because pests. They're also stupid enough to go die in my gutters and clog them, unless I preemptively kill them and dispose of them

>all these subhuman faggots ITT defending invasive, alien species
Welcome to /an/

Hardly notice 'em from all the seagulls and canadian geese. Also the crows are the reason I can't leave my balcony door open for ventilation unwatched.

So yeah, hardly noticing the rock doves and whatnot. They're very neutral, like common blackbird tier. Cute cooing too around dusk and dawn.

>>2394889
>Implying "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me" isn't one of the greatest pick up lines ever

>>2396003
Not really their fault that we made them that way. same with all the feral cats and dogs everywhere, yet nobody gives as much of a shit about them because they're cats and dogs.

>>2395125
>only live in urban environments
>invasive species

Am I being trolled?

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>>2396107
>ROCK doves
>>only live in urban environments

Am I being trolled?

>invasive species
urban form of rock dove is under protection in poland

>>2396114
>he doesn't know buildings replaced cliffs

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>>2396116
>a species radiated out to a new environment so it can't be in its old one anymore

2/10

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>>2396117
>israel

How about you show some pigeons far away of any humans in those light red areas?

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>>2396129
>goalpost shifting this hard

the first image is from Cornwall mouthbreather

Alberta, Canada

>>2396075
Can't say you're wrong, it's precisely just that: cats and dogs are cats and dogs, we made them the way they are because we wanted them that way. Cuddly, loyal, smart, desirable for companionship and work.
No one wants pigeons and rats shitting everywhere and we shouldn't defend invasive pests just because we "made" them pests.

>>2394858
>i love pigeonth

>>2394425
If you used your button and instantly disappeared all pigeons, then something else would rise up and fill their niche and most likely be just as annoying, quite possibly much more

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>>2393992
I saw this qt a few months ago

>>2394092
Where would you even get a pigeon as a pet? Just go and steal one from outside ? Or do people actually raise and sell them?

Helping a friend spam her campaign. Help me do

https://m.gofund.me/m5y4w-help-save-sasha

>>2397278
>Or do people actually raise and sell them?

Well, yeah. Pigeons are the oldest bird species domesticated by man. Many wild city pigeons literally are just a few generations removed from former pets or what have you, they're just feral but will never truly be wild.

>>2393992
They clean up french fries in the city and don't really bother anyone.

Dunno why people hate them, there not like raccoons that rip your trash or deer that leap out and ALLAUH ACKBAR your car so you die open or anything

I struggle to categories them as pests. They are just kind of... there. Being pigeons.

>>2393992
>>>2394425
>If you used your button and instantly disappeared all pigeons, then something else would rise up and fill their niche and most likely be just as annoying, quite possibly much more
Then we kill that too. City animals are fucking rancid pieces of shit - see: rats, pigeons, mice etc. They all need to be wiped the fuck out

>>2393992
>>>2393992
>They clean up french fries in the city and don't really bother anyone.
They absolutely bother everyone. Crowding in public places, shitting everywhere, swarming people who drop food, nesting in shops and even their flight is fucking loud and stupid. French fries can be cleaned up by workers not fed to revolting balls of fetid shit.
>They are just kind of... there. Being pigeons.
They are just kind of there... being ugly pests that detract from the beauty of every town city and public place worldwide.

>>2397354
>>2397398

>all this pigeon hate ITT

Sad.

And yet people eagerly forgive the invasive feral dogs and cats that litter streets and breed unchecked, spreading disease and decimating local wildlife, and all kinds of protests are put forth to prevent culling them, because they are special dogs and cats.

Pigeons too were loyal pets and companions to man, bred to reproduce quickly and be fond of the cities we live in. Pigeons had been domesticated for 10,000 years, maybe longer, and it is not until very recently, only really starting in this current century even, that anyone suddenly developed any problem with them.

How very sad it is, that man's love for the very animals they created, can be so fickle.

>>2397419
pigeons are smelly cunts and nothing you say will change that

>>2394425
You have bigger issuses in Italy than some birds who lived there for centuries.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/718887/migrant-church-destroy-art-statue-religion-Rome-priceless

>>2396851
Feral cats and especialy dogs are also pest and shot on sight by hunters.

>>2397272
It was fine until it was just sparrows and swallows.

>>2397425
Not as smelly as your worthless fat ass.

>>2393992
There's this pidgeon couple that keeps hanging out on my AC. They always bring a third wheeler and I wonder if I'm witnessing a love triangle.

>>2397822
It is possible that the 3rd one is their son/daughter.

I like pigeons.
They can be quite smart and have vivid personalities.
Their cooing is so soothing.
They are resistant to avian flu.
They do major clean up job in cities, including eating puke, ha.
Risk of disease is minimal.
They bring some life to the urban desert.
They are the descendants of animals that aided humanity in various ways.

>>2397283
Certified winning racing homers can cost thousands, but if your not in the lifestyle, they're harder to get ahold of than phamecutical LSD. I got some culls from a dog training friend, and after a few generation (months), had a reliable kit.
Tumblers and show pigeons? Look on Craigslist.

>>2396024
fuck me till I love you senpai

>>2397992
That would make sense. It hasn't come around anymore with its parents so I'm guessing it finally left. Now I get a full view of amateur pigeon porn since the parents have an empty nest.

>>2395117
Reeeeeeeee
Get out of /an/ bitch

>>2398162
>defending the subhuman garbage that is pigeons
Neck yourself you hippie faggot

>>2397276
What a big healthy boy

>>2393992
I like them and I don't get the hate. It's one thing to think they're annoying pests, but the meme that they're disgusting trash birds that need to be stomped out seems especially harsh even in comparison to other pest species.
Especially when they are literally what we made them to be and we didn't hate them at all until incredibly recently, we as a species loved them so much we took them everywhere with us and it was us that made them so very well adapted to living alongside us.

>>2398335
They're not disgusting trash birds per se. But they do have a huge shit problem. They literally cover every place they frequent in several, evergrowing layers of thick shit.
They nest in their own shit, they dig in it, bathe in it and peck at it.
When it rains, all the encrusted shit accumulated on rooftops is washed away and runs down the gutters, covering the sidewalk in muck, it's insane.
Moreover, they randomly die and get crushed by cars, not satisfied with the filth they produce while they're still alive.
This all happens because some genius decided those flying rats needed to be legally protected from hunters.

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>>2394157
Thanks for the link anon

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How do you stop these cunts from attacking mirrors.

I've got one bastard shitting over my wing mirrors

>>2398442
Pigeons have some level of mirror recognition abilities. The stupider ones will treat the mirror as a compatriot and thus attempt to peck at it. The smarter ones will groom themselves by the mirror.

>>2398422
Pigeons aren't legally protected unless you're in totalitarian UKistan.

All birds shit, the only reason pigeon shit is a problem is because there's so many of them in comparison to all the other shitting birds. Sparrow shit also generates a lot of building decay but you don't notice it as much because sparrows are tiny.

>>2398311
>subHUMAN
>pigeons

wth I didn't know we had birds in the homo genus

>tfw pigeon closest living descendant of homo neanderthalensis
>tfw you no longer feel bad about having a pigeon girlfriend because it's same genus

>>2398505
It's a recent thing, some faggot politician extended the Italian wild fauna protection acts to pigeons just to get some votes and consensus from treehuggers.
And that's exactly why I liked sparrows.

>>2398311
Coo coo bitch

>>2398507
xDDDDDDDDDDDD

for real though, neck yourself

>>2398607
butthurt, a subHUMAN pigeon would still be the smartest bird ever to breathe.

you brainlets & english as a second languagefags should apply yourselves

>>2398614
A human pigeon would be a retarded mongoloid... so basically (you)

>>2398719
>mongoloid

Pigeons are from MENA, they're semitic/caucasoid.

Subhuman.

>>2399069
>mongoloid
slang for meaning someone has downs

Mongoloid.

>>2398607
>>2398719
>>2399090

Are you a literal fucking 12-year-old? It's a pain to even read your posts. Seriously, get the fuck out you dumb little parroting fuck until you're at least 18 or can form your own opinion that is not edgy to the point it makes me cringe so hard my fucking face hurts. Get the fuck out.

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>>2399098
ooooooh are you mad I insulted the balls of filth known as pigeons? wanna cry about it?

you sound like the real 12 year old here sperging out. go wipe your tears away with a dirty sky rat and come back when you calm down chump

>>2399109
I am more mad that you write like a mouthbreathing retard turbo nigger, fucking underage cunt.

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>>2399209
>everyone that I don't like is an underage poster

oooh the edge

>>2399271
>it's a frogposter

Yeah, pretty sure you're underage.
How much longer do you plan on embarrassing yourself?

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>>2399297
The only person here embarassing themself is the one defending pigeons, mate

>>2399109
>>2399271
>>2399312
Nice memerino's, paparino

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>>2399416
thanks fren, and remember folks: pigeons are putrid sacks of detritus - kill on sight!

>>2399431
But will a compressed air pellet gun take pigeon cunts down?
More specifically, what weapon and ammunition should I use to ensure a sitting pigeon won't die immediately but fly away instead and die someplace else?

>>2399090
>using slang

A signal that someone actually has downs. The rest of the drivel you spewed across this thread only proves that assertion..

>>2394889
>implying she just didn't want more cash

>>2394105
I had no idea he liked pigeons IRL. I thought that was just another whimsical part of his cartoon show.

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>>2399499

>>2399647
Keep giving me (You)s bucko

>>2397822
Pigeon cucks?

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>>2399664
dang it feels good to win again