what the fuck is this bird

Secretary birb

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Verily

>>2393849
>>2393865

wait it's really called that? Why? Does it take memos and get coffee? Does it provide a useful surface but constantly feel unappreciated?

Didn't know chocobos existed

>>2393886
Its common name is popularly thought to derive from the crest of long quill-likefeathers, lending the bird the appearance of asecretarywith quill pens tucked behind their ear, as was once common practice. A more recent hypothesis is that "secretary" is borrowed from aFrenchcorruption of theArabicsaqr-et-tairor "hunter-bird".[

-Wikipedia

>>2393865
Can they fly?

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>>2393895
Wikipedia says "From a distance or in flight it resembles acranemore than a bird of prey."
So I guess so

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>>2393895
It can step on snek

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>>2393895
Yes

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>>2393846
The closest living relative to terror birds

Hell, it even lives like one, except it can still fly if needed.

Saw them all the time in Tanzania, really easy to spot on the ground aswell as in the air as they drag their legs behind the tailfeathers, probably cuz the legs are so freakishly long

Does it shriek like dinos do in movies? It looks like it does.

>>2393905
Don't tread on him

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>>2393928
i-i want one of those

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>>2393886
look at its legs

>>2393886
>Does it provide a useful surface but constantly feel unappreciated?

Accurate

>>2393865
running like sanic

from the thumbnail i was expecting a goat on stilts meme

>>2394033

what about cossowary?

>>2394887
Cossowaries are ratites, the most primitive of birds.

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>>2393846
So, is this like a fuckin dinosaur or what?

That's a pretty shit tier bird.

>>2393865

What is this, the intro to Naruto?

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>>2395179
Unfriended and blocked

It's a Blaziken.

This is the coolest bird ive seen in my entire life what is it called

This is also my favorite bird.

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>>2393905
Communist birb

>>2395177
this is my kind of bird

fuck snakes