How to stop dog from doing this
>>2393432
You should rape it
>>2393432
Give it dog toys and dog puzzles.
>>2393451
Tie to bed and fck
>>2393432
There really isn't a way to get your dog to stop doing that save for guide dog-tier training, which isn't realistic.
Just get a shoe cabinet that closes shut (less than $50 at Ikea) and make sure to put your shoes in there when you take them off.
>>2393452
Dog .. Puzzles?
Why is your house empty
>>2393485
Moved in two days ago
>>2393475
Toys where the dog has to push buttons or slide things to reveal treats.
>>2393432
You need to train it to not do it
>>2393432
Take away all his toys and don't feed him for a day.
The next day, put him on a leash, make him do a down, and tie him off in the house by wrapping the handle of the leash around the inside of a door knob, running the leash out of the room, and closing the door. Lay out something on the floor he can play with, then about 5 feet away put something he's not supposed to fuck with, like your shoe. Pull the leash off the handle and give it slack so he can choose which one to go for, and if he goes for the shoe, tell him no, and stop him with the leash, tie him off again, and wait for like 30 seconds before trying again. If he goes for the toy, praise him, give him a piece of food, and then let him have the toy while you walk him around in the house on leash for a min or so with the toy in his mouth, then swap out the toy with a piece of kibble, move back and tie him off again, and put the toy back in the same spot, or replace it with another toy.
Do this multiple times while changing out the toy object and the objects you don't want him to chew on. Eventually, he'll learn to chew on only what you give him, and that chewing on anything else will lead to boredom in the form of a down/sit stay.
You should always have something for the dog to chew on or play with, but you should always be the one that gives it to him, and takes it away.
Play fetch with him, pay attention to him, work with him, tire him out.
Dollars to doughnuts you chase him around to get your shoe back and dog likes the attention it brings.
beat you dog with the shoe. he'll remember that shoe equals beating.
take a shit on the shoe, that'll teach him
How to stop dogs from doing this
>>2393638
Make them lose weight holy shit
>>2394657
They are flexing
>>2394666
SLAMMED
(nice trips)
>>2393563
you sound like a sociopath
>>2393638
>>2394680
That looks like a good time
>>2394684
Didn't realize until you zoomed in she was chewing on his ear. He'll walk around with her dangling from his neck skin
>>2394700
That's really cute.
>>2394704
She's gonna be bigger than him
>>2394708
Boxer?
>>2394721
And Boston terrier
>>2394727
Very nice
>>2394675
Changing behavior is sociopathic :/
>>2394675
How to stop dogs from doing this
>>2393638
>mfw my dog and her friend broke the sofa while playing because they kept throwing themselves at the back of it and letting themselves fall and push it.
>>2393432
Kick him
>>2393432
>keeping chewables and pissables around animals
Nope.
>>2395119
>tfw chewables everywhere and my dog only chews on her toys.
>>2394821
you need to buy them more than one toy you dingus
otherwise they get shellfish