>Monkey
Oh no you looked me in the eyes, time to rip your fucking face off
>Parrot and parakeet
I require specific 5 month step by step bullshit to not constantly just pinch your fucking nerve endings because unlike mammals my brain is fucking obnoxious to cope with
>Wasp and hornet
If I go near you, YOU are violating the NAP
dinos>kaijus>>dragons
>>2389901
the plural of kaiju doesn't have an s, you dumbfuck gaijin
>>2389901
Theropods=dragons > everything else
Get some fucking taste
Parrots make the worst pets, I don't understand how anyone thought it was a good idea to try and civilize them in the first place.
>>2392045
>birds r draguns meme
>>2392097
Humans like animals and desperately want companionship from them. Hence dogs.
At least parrots are social. The amount of emotional anthropomorphization people lay on socially ignorant animals like reptiles and fish is astounding.
>>2389880
Parrots and parakeets live a really long time so the 5 months is worth the pay off.
>>2389880
Dogs.
>wtf you're walking in public!? time to make noise and spring at you as if i'm going to eat you!
>>2392303
But this only goes for dogs with nigger teir owners that dont take care of them
>>2392317
>le bad dog owner meme
No. Almost all dogs do this shit. It has nothing to do with owners.
>>2392319
>tfw most people around you don't take time to care for or train thier pets
>>2392319
You must live near some shitty people if you think that. Or you're a nigger.
>>2392303
Good point. I've violated the naps before
>HI I SEE YOU INSIDE YOUR HOUSE SO IM GOING TO BUZZ AGAINST YOUR SCREEN OR SLAP AGAINST YOUR WINDOWS ALL NIGHT LONG
>IF YOU COME OUTSIDE IM GONNA FLOAT TOWARDS YOUR HEAD AND GET TANGLED IN YOUR HAIR AND START SCREAMING
>>2392329
Nope. Just a rural little town where people keep their dogs outside and unleashed.
>>2392333
Why do they come on my porch just to wriggle around and die? It's always in August. Never June. They couldn't even get that right. Fuck these things.
>>2392333
lol, nice trips too
>>2392335
You live near shitty people it is
>>2389880
>If I go near you, YOU are violating the NAP
You people are pussies, wasps dont care more about you than bees do.
I have literally never got stung by a wasp
>>2392356
>d-dogs aren't shitty animals, t-they j-just have s-shitty o-o-owners that's all!!!1
>>2389880
Theyre pretty cuddly once they decide they like you, OP
>>2392303
>I'm going to bark at you behind a gate but look confused and scared as fuck if the gate is open!
>>2389880
Seagulls
>Nice garbage you have there
>*Pecks an ice cream cup out of the trash"
>*Kills a pigeon*
>Nothing persenel
>*Poops all over everywhere*
>>Wasp and hornet
>If I go near you, YOU are violating the NAP
This is too true
Lucky wasps respect it when you blow smoke at then and fuck off
I wouldnt try that with hornets though. When those fucks show up its gtfo time im not risking the mcrape
>>2389880
The blacks
>>2392558
Damn dude, it is 2017. What the fuck are smoking for, you disgusting trash faggot
>>2392797
To repel the wasps
Cats are like that too. If they don't know you they'll just run away or hiss at you
>>2392539
the last string should have been
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
coz they are really noisy too.
>>2392797
so I die sooner
>>2392369
But that other anon is right, you do live next to shitty people lol
>>2394184
other anon is also right, the only good dog is a dog that's on a tight and short leash