ther is smol mouse in my hous if i fed it chees will it becom fren?

>>2389047
You could give him a chromosome since you spare one

If you give a mouse cheese he'll get thirsty and want wine.

>>2389047
No, but if you continue to talk like an idiot I'll smack you in the face with a thesaurus.

>>2389067
Haven't those died out long ago?

>>2389070
I still have one.
It's next to my complete encyclopedia collection.

>>2389047
Never, they'll always look at you as someone who wants to kill them.

>>2389067
>>2389050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
I don't remember for sure but I believe it's one of our gamer shut ins is the source.

>>2389074
Who the fuck has a complete encyclopedia collection?

>>2389137
Who would have an encyclopedia collection that isn't complete?

>>2389050
>>2389067
newfags

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>>2389268
Faggot

Wow, great thread

>>2389047
Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi’ bickerin brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee
Wi’ murd’ring pattle!

I’m truly sorry Man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
An’ justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle,
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An’ fellow-mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen-icker in a thrave
’S a sma’ request:
I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave,
An’ never miss ’t!

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!
An’ naething, now, to big a new ane,
O’ foggage green!
An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin,
Baith snell an’ keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,
An’ weary Winter comin fast,
An’ cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro’ thy cell.

That wee-bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibble
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the Winter’s sleety dribble,
An’ cranreuch cauld!

But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!

Still, thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But Och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!

>>2389635

>finding Robert Burns on a bengali anime oppais board

Will wonders never cease.

>>2389294

Are you implying that the girl in the OP pic is Yosuba? Because she's not.

>>2389047
wew

>>2389224
i like this image can i save it?

>>2391423
please dont

>>2389047
Fucking catch it and drown the fucker.