I'm looking for ducks.
Try a Chinese restaurant.
A muscovy duck walked around my yard this morning.
They aren't native here so it was probably livestock or a pet.
Kvack!!
duckos
>>2389661
I hate those fuckers.
>>2388571
Tractor supply sells ducklings in the spring where I live, i bought and raised a pair last year
>>2390435
Well aren't you proud of yourself.
Before my mom had me, there was a little duck that had been attacked by an alligator that had a hurt foot and she helped nurse it back to health. After, it used to always come in the house and get snacks and lay its head in her lap and she loved it.
I like the story because my mom is callous and mean and terrible to everyone now and it reminds me of when I was a kid and she loved me.
I'm gonna go crack a beer at 1 AM. Maybe have a cry.
have a rubber duck
>>2390454
Anon...I'm sorry for how you feel, maybe kill yourself after that disgusting blogpost?
Do a Kurt Cobain, it will make you feel better.
shoes
>>2390801
dont you feel cool
My family is getting chickens to go along with their orchard and I want to get one duck to be my friend.
What is the most pet friendly duck species available in the US (specifically MA)? I want something that I can treat like a dog. Go on walks, snuggle, play with, etc.
>>2391327
Is this an edit? I swear I've seen that gif before but the duck was all white. Is this the Mandela effect?
>>2391279
happy ducky lucky win one pair of extra feet
>>2391970
This duck is sexy.
>>2390454
:(
:/