Everyday untill you want one

Fuck off, faggot.

u r an retard

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>>2387853
>>2387878
You'll come around eventually. Everybody else start wanting a platypus.

I used to like platypi, but your annoying-ass threads made me hate them. Thanks, faggot.

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Our ancestor :)

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>>2387845
This are puggles.

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>>2389356
They are made for snuggling. This is why every day I will remind an to want one.

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>Touch a platypus
>Get poisoned

>>2389548
Thumbnail led me to believe that was an aryan man commiting sudoku

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No rudeposting itt only platyposting

>>2389549
#OnlyTheMales
>And seasonally

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>>2389690
I like you anon. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2387845
http://www.pingart.com/pingpets_platypus.html
I think this is about as close as you can get to buying one.

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>>2389549
Even the males can be tamed. yet why another reason you should want one.

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>>2389722
holy crap it's true
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus_venom

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>>2391196
#PlatypusesareDelightfull.com
You all should want one. Daily reminder.

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>>2391196
I would never lie to /an/ons about platypuses. So please understand my sincerity when I remind all of you that you should want one.

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What do you think of the Platypus Friend Platypus anon?

>>2392772
>Platypus Friend Platypus anon?
She appears cute and slightly autistic. Would rub tail sensually.

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>Hey you should get one of these cross bred looking ugly fucklins

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This is your daily reminder that you should want a platypus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ptN_5BWCc

>>2392772
>Top tier design
Mine does it again.

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This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

They're venomous man

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>>2394859
And? That doesn't stop me from wanting one. Just imagine playing tug of war with your cuddly duckbill autism beaver and then harvesting it's venom for home defense. It makes me want one even more. Speaking of daily reminder want a platypus.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HIiBFcYfGU

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>>2395462
It nears the end of another day so I must platypost. This is your daily reminder that you should want a platypus.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXQ4WrNbSeY

What do they taste like?

>>2396610
Beaver with a ducky aftertaste

>>2396610
What do you taste like?

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Fuck me, he's still going. Must be coming up to a year soon you spergy little freak.

8==D

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>>2396999
Maybe I just like awesome things that you all should want as as delightful companion. Daily reminder you all should want one of these. It will continue until ?an? is convinced.

I want a puggle

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>>2397319
It's fucking stupid mate, how old are you? It would be like me going on /o/ every day for a year telling everyone they NEED to get a monster truck. They're incredibly expensive and/or illegal to drive in most places on Earth, absurdly impractical, and, like a platypus, are an embodiment of undisciplined, underage autism.

>>2397416
You seem to be a little flustered. Maybe cuddling a platypus would change your mood for the better.

>>2397438
I've already touched one when I visited Australia as a kid. Nobody needs a fucking pet one though, least of all some cringeworthy cunt like you who's never even seen a real life one before.

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Daily reminder to want a twingo.

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>>2397399
Good good. Now for the rest of /an/ make like this anon and want a platypus.
>>2397438
This anon gets it.
>>2397483
So you went all the way to Australia to tickle a platypus? It kinda sounds like you already wanted one.
>>2397563
Maybe not the car, but I want the shit out of Crockett's Bren 10.

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>>2397416
Why are you so angry about a wanting a platypus thread? It's almost like you want to protect them. which means you like them. which means you want one. checkmate atheists. You like all of /an/should want a platypus.

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>>2397670
Based fucking puggleanon has me trawling the deepweb for a puggle4snuggles.

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>>2397670
We all do ;_;
Pray to VLTOR every night, and your dreams might come true.

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>>2398274
Excellent. Soon all of ?an? will want a platypus. Daily reminder that should be you.

How did platypus evolve?

>>2399081
The same way everything evolved in Australia: for the purpose of fucking your shit up

Hey guys! I was recently in Australia and I caught a video of a platypus in a large wildlife preserve! Apparently, even there they are not very common, but I have a blurry 3s video of it before it dives. Thanks for listening!

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>>2399180
Please post a link. Also did it make you want one? Because it should have. Daily reminder want a platypus.

>>2392782
Careful, she secretes venom from her hind legs

>>2399822
>she

>>2399081
Beaver + duck + autism = platypus

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>>2400166
Don't you put that evil on me... Although it would make /a/ and /k/ like her more. No now is not the time. I must consolidate all of /an/ into wanting a platypus first.

I wonder how their fur feels

>>2400380
Wet and slick

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>>2400380
It it said to be extremely soft and velvety. Before they were made a protected species they were hunted for their pelts. Yet another reason why /an/ should want one. For cuddles not pelts. Daily reminder want a platypus.

Why would I want what is essentially the Ikea equivalent of an animal?

>>2400380
Like salty coins

>>2400695
How is a platypus like ikea? Do they both sell meatballs?

>>2400725
I like your meta, but it's more likely to be like a wet fox or otter.

>>2400794
They were assembled wrong by god and there was no return option

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>>2400876
>Out survive the dinosaurs.
>Built wrong.
Daily reminder to want a platypus.

Are they tasty? I want to eat one.

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>>2401571
No and you should want to cuddle one. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2402389
Shame, at least I can make an omelette with their eggs.

>>2402639
Platypus eggs are the size of jelly beans and there is usually only 2 or 3 per clutch.

Would they get along with a cat?

can I stick my dick in its cloaca

>>2402647
>>2402661
Most likely not and no.

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Posting best monotreme ITT. Why adopt a beaver with its tail on the wrong end when you could have one of these spiny sumo wrestlers?

>>2402733
Because Echindas aren't really for cuddles, whereas Platypi are

I was thinking about you OP, still doing the daily platypus thing?

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>>2403141
Absolutely. Every day I post a platypus to remind an to want one.

>>2397416
There are worse things on /o/ than monster trucks. Shit I wish there were monster truck threads instead of the same shitposters everyday.

>>2402733
I know all of you guys are 12 years old, but did you know that echidnas have four heads on their penis, and sometimes groups of their sperm will swim in a pack?

>>2403285
>There are worse things on /o/
Alphonse

>>2403480
I'm personally partial to that retard who got buttfrenzied in the stance thread.

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>>2403291
Just out of curiosity how in the fuck would somebody even test that? That being asked Daily reminder want a platypus.

post videos
this is one of the best threads on /an/

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>>2404144
If it will help you want a platypus so be it.
http://www.arkive.org/platypus/ornithorhynchus-anatinus/video-08.html
http://www.arkive.org/platypus/ornithorhynchus-anatinus/video-02.html
http://www.arkive.org/platypus/ornithorhynchus-anatinus/video-12.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNoQvjlmGdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ptN_5BWCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw1s82zcPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWnJQOlfsYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY&t=772s
Daily reminder via videos to want a platypus.

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Bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump. want wanta want wanta want wanta a pu pu pu pu, pu pu pu pu pu platypus
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48
If you watched the video you now have the platypus song stuck in your head and the only cure is wanting one.

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Crikey would you look at the time. It platyposting time. This is a friendly reminder that Platypuses are delightful and you should want one.

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>>2388610
Not really monotremes split off from other mammals about 150 million years ago. They are warm blooded rebels who evolve by their own rules. Just another example of why they are awesome. Daily reminder want a platypus.

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I am not a regular on this board but the last time I was here was early 2016 is this fucker regularly making this thread

>>2406975
Not really, just another temporary /an/ pest. These threads are fucking shit and pointless.

>>2406980
>Pointless
They're only pointless if everybody already wants a platypus.

>>2406975
>regulary
He only made 2.

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>>2406980
See you every day until the end of /an/.
>>2407038
This anon gets it.

This is /an/'s daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2407287
I actually constitute 25% of the traffic here and am always drunk.

Can we please get the /out/ guys to migrate? Most of the day all I see are my posts from top to bottom. It's strange how I make up so much of the population.

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>>2407040
Give me time. There will be many more.

This is /an/'s daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2408422
What do they eat? Fish?

>>2408423
crayfish/yabbies

Getting these cocksuckers on your line is such a pain in the arse.

I'm convinced.
I want a platypus,OP.
I'm on a 15$ budget and i live in Serbia.
Where do i sign up?

>>2408941
You can get a get a platypus plushie on Amazon for that price

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>>2408941
I'm afraid that you must want one from afar for now. Unless you can smuggle yourself to Australia and bluff your way on to the staff at Healsvill. You can have one by proxy that way. Either way I like your enthusiasm, but your planning for your future Platypuses well-being could use some work. Daily reminder be like this anon and want a platypus. But sort out your finances before you try to get one.

Not gonna lie, one of these goofy little fuckers is definitely on my list of pets I would like, but probably should never own.
I'll have to settle for visiting zoos

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>>2409537
>You will never have a Cheetah
>You will never have a platypus
>You will never be a bird

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>>2408423
Anything that wriggles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-ZUM8REd4&t=6s

Daily reminder want a platypus.

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>>2409706
Don't give up on yourself anon. Cheetahs are achievable and fairly good for cuddles. Although not as good as platypuses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHDxJ_JWzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw1s82zcPY
Daily reminder want a platypus

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>>2400169
This anon gets it. Daily reminder to want a platypus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VaNbDYGmGwc

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>>2409537
Only zoo's in Australia or Tasmanian have them on display. Just a another reason to want one. Just imagine what any zoo outside of Australia would pay to display your platypus. It's the perfect plan. So start wanting a platypus.

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And yet another day has come. Time for me to remind an to want a platypus.

Are they easier to house train than cats or litel dogs

>>2413802
If you can't legally own one, does it really matter?

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>>2413802
You can't really house train them. They need somewhere to burrow to sleep in. As for potty training. They mostly go in the water.
>>2413927
Not with that attitude it's not.

Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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This is your daily reminder to want a platypus. Including some epic potato cam footage of an epic platybattle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7H7sR7VEEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIOXTueq98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LOqei-uI-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycejyi2t4A

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>>2409706
Why not a lynx? I mean chetas are cool but lynx seem more fun. That being said I'm still totally on team platypus. Daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic

>>2416030
Ideally, I'd get a Lynx and a Cheetah.

>>2397670
>>2398437
The Bren Ten is a piece of shit tho. Does this mean plattos are shit too?

>>2416257
YOU'RE a piece of shit.

>platypuse
>not giant chinese salamander

OP. I...I think I want a platypus. Where do I get one?! I need one!

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>>2416262
Why not both?
Awesome animals are awesome and you should want one, starting with a platypus. Daily reminder Want a Platypus.

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>>2408925
You better not. Platypuses are for cuddles not hooking. This is your daily reminder to keep crawfish traps out of creeks and rivers with platypuses in them and want a platypus.

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WHY WONT THIS THREAD DIE

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>>2417908
Because everyday I post a reminder that you should want a platypus.

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>>2416712
I wouldn't be surprised and it would be yet another reason to want one. Daily reminder want a platypus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE2adF9MP7k

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Ah another day another platybamp. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

Fuck it. Where can I get one

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>>2420128
Australia duh. Although I'm planning on getting mine from tasmania during the monsoon season. Be like this anon and want a platypus. Daily reminder.

Is there any form that one could get a platypus and not be an irresponsible asshat? If eventually I have my nice house with animal space I would really like to have one of this tiny cuties. If I remember correctly this sweetipies come in various sizes, am I wrong?

This thing along with camels its my weird preference animal. I remember when I was a kid and seeing it on tv and just fell in love with those eyes and overall cutie dumbness.

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>>2420662
Start with this book and work from there. I would also suggest a visit to Healesville sanctuary to see them in a properly built and maintained facility.

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>>2416417
See
>>2420505
>>2420731
Daily reminder want one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mipg_iQacJU

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>>2421642
Oh shnap it's platypus posting time. Daily patriotic reminder to want a platypus.

Australia is gay for not allowing exporting animals outside; it's not a problem to export kangaroo meat, but impossible to export a live one, while they have tons of them. It's just a weird protectionism.

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>>2423175
4th of want an platypus. Happy want a platypus day.

Hmm... How solid is their beak? Can it bend?

Also, no webms? You're not gonna convince this anon, anon.

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>>2423414
You have left me no choice but to learn how to make webms. By your own hand you now need to want a platypus. Also their bills are soft and leathery and yes they are flexible. Daily webms reminder want a platypus.

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Daily reminder to want a platypus. You will never cuddle a puggle unless you want to now.

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>>2423414
Hmmm you still haven't wanted a platypus. I feel like you and then rest of an should. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

I appreciate your hard work m8

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>>2425437
Thank you. Daily reminder to appreciate how cute platypuses are and want one.

>>2425898
There are some in my local creek. They are very nice to watch

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>>2426071
You are a very lucky anon. If I had easy access to a platypus I would not be able to resist the urge to try and domesticate them. Daily reminder to want a platypus responsibly.

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>>2423188
How someone can see how awesome Platypuses are and not want one blows my mind. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

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Aww yis best time of the day. Platyposting time. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2397438
>>2398272
>expensive to keep (video said 13,000 a year for just one)
>require lots of water because they need more water than the occasional bath or swimming pool unlike ducks
>males have fucking venom
>don't live along time and aren't domesticated
>need to live in australia weather, constantly hot and arid
why do you want one of these duck beavers again?
>inb4 it's cuddly

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>>2428757
>inb4 2+2=4
I want one because they are cuddly.
I want one because they are goofy.
I want one because they are smug.
I want one because they are unique.
I want one every day and (you) should too.
Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2429206
Cuddle beavers may have the most delightful form of tickle autism. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2430549
Awwwwww, how adorable.
Still don't want one. Keep trying though, I admire your tenacity.

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>>2430631
I will try harder then. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2429203
>inb4 what's 2+2 and don't give me 4
Man I need to slow down when I platypost. Being Australian I imagine a platypus would do a much better at bringing the bants.
Daily reminder to want a platypus

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Just a nice lazy sunday platypost. Daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mipg_iQacJU

I have a question. How it's their smell, do they smell like wet dogs, or like wet ducks?

>>2432737
According to Fleay thay have a foxy musky odor when out of the water. Especially the males.

>>2399081
Before placental mammals, even before marsupials there were egg laying mammals. A linage of egg laying mammals simply never died out. Strange enough, most of them in the fossil record looked like the Platypus, the spiky ant-eater like Echidna is relatively new.

>>2432512
h-he's fast!!

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>>2433207
Teleports behind your crawfish. Nothing personal human.

Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2433206
Even evolution knew how awesome Platypuses are. Just another example of why you should want one. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2434456
How the fuck have you kept this thread going for 2 months?!

>>2387845
I kind of want a platypus now. You must admit, they are quite cute, even if they are mother nature's failed abortion.

>>2434458
>2 months
hello newfriend

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>>2434466
Good good. Another addition to the sociaty of wanting a platypus. Everyone be like this anon and want a platypus.

>>2434458
It is still up because every day I remind an to want a platypus just like I'm doing now.

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>>2387845
Just realise you made this thread on the anniversary of my father's death
I want a platypus, but I'd rather have my dad back

>>2435437
You should want a dadypus.

>>2435594
goddamnit Carlos
>sides gone

>>2389722
>also not lethal to humans

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I like platypi, but ducks are better. Ducks are the best animals.

>>2435938
platypodes can do literally anything a duck can do and be cuter while doing it

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I've always loved platypuses, but of course owning one would be retarded.

I did have my gf crochet me a platypus buddy to sit on my desk though. Pic related. Shit was SO cash.

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>>2435437
>>2435594
>>2435607
Wew lads

>>2435981
This
>>2436320
Somewhere deep down I think you want one just a little. Daily reminder to want a platypus. Also props on the mad cute platy plushy.

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>>2436417
Noice. I have a pair of agent P board shorts that I rock on the regular. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2437086
Of course you do
>imagine platy anon with a whole wardrobe of platypus themed clothes

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>>2437303
I wish. And now I have to work on it. Daily reminder to search and find more platypus based apparel. Also want a platypus.

>>2387845
>61 days ago
I love you platty man.

>>2435981

Including flying?

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>2419136
They can totally fly. They just choose not to. Daily reminder to want a platypus. Also the board shorts are underwear soo... there's that. good luck platyfanatics.

>>2397286
No fucking the duck puppy

>>2437303
In case you haven't figured it out, he's actually a Platypus with a computer.

>>2438793
It all makes perfect sense now

seeing that this thread is still up makes me smile

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>>2438793
You've found me out. This thread is actually an elaborate honeypot so that I can get a pet human to play with who will feed me all the crawfish. You would not believe how hard it was to set up wifi in my burrow. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2438862
Platyposting is one of the consistent highlights of my day. I'm glad I'm not the only one it brightens the day of. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

I wish I had a pet echidna

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>tfw no platypus gf to fuck while your sea otter bf licks you're as

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>>2439939
It's a start.
>>2439942
No fucking the duck puppy we have been over this. Platypuses are for platonic cuddling only.
Daily reminder to want a platypus responsibly.

>>2392772
>hp
>attack
>moonrunes
WHAT ARE THE OTHER STATS??

>>2440641
According to google, going clockwise from attack: movement speed, attack speed, knock back, and reach.

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>>2438837
Shhhh they must not know. That being said this is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2392772
I'm going to destroy her platypussy

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>>2441381
It's called a cloaca. Maybe not the best reason to want a 2d platypus. But with the strict no fucking the duck puppy rule it's not a problem for wanting a 3D platypal. Daily reminder no fucking the duck puppy and want a platypus.

Why do they look like sentient loaves of bread?

Aren't they illegal to keep and endangered?

>>2435919
the pain will make you want to die though

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>>2442833
They are illegal to keep, but they are not endangered.
>>2442865
If you hurt a platypus hard enough to make them sting you you probably deserve it.
>>2442744
because bread is as delicious as platypuses are delightful? I honestly don't know where you are going with this one.

Daily reminder to want a platypus. .... I think. honestly I don't know at this point. I may have left the lid off of the shit posting poorage too long.

>>2443212
A year or so ago I would always shitpost about retarded duck beavers.
Now I kind of want one.
That last webm may have been the clincher.

Are they legal anywhere?

>>2443227
Only in zoos

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>>2443227
No... Want one anyways.
>>2443217
Good. Soon the great platywanting will occur and I will acquire one in the process.
Daily reminder to want a platypus so that I can get one in the process. Also they love being tickled.

>>2443425
None of the zoos near me have platypuses fuck

>>2443438
No zoo outside of Emuvill or tasmania have one.

I just wanna say how much I appreciate you and how much better you make my day platypus man :)

You win. You fucking win. I want a platypus.

>>2389619
this desu

>>2442268
>implying I wouldn't a cloaca

>>2387845
already got one

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neet thread

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>>2443455
Excellent.... Soon all of an will want retarded duck badgers. Then phase 2 of the great wantining can commence. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus. I don't actually know why I'm being maniacal right now. Platypuses are awesome and you should want one. There's really no downside.

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>>2443776
Thank you. I made it myself and it's neat because it is full of Platypuses. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2443706
Pics or I don't believe you. If pics mad jelly. Daily reminder to want a platypus. Seriously doe pics if you have one.

http://www.americanews.com/story/society/2016/10/03/man-spends-7-years-becoming-platypus-what-he-finally-looks-now-photos?fb=1bt Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2445377
I said want a platypus. Not want to look like you were born in rural africa. Good lord how does this even happen in western civilisation? Where were his friends or parents? Don't want to be like that guy, but still want a platypus. Daily reminder.

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>>2443521
Death by delightfull platypus. There are worse ways to go. Daily reminder to want a platypus instead of committing sudoku with one.

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>>2446392
They look so happy. I would want any one of these, but mostly I would want the platypus. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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Oh noes it is a new day and I haven't platyposted. Easily remedied by a daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2443557
No fucking the duck puppy that's a rule. Also everyone want a platypus for non benising purposes. Also any austrailia anons know if there has been any progress on this case. I find people who could hurt platypuses deebly gonserning.

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/04/australia-mystified-by-spate-of-platypus-beheadings.html

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Cpt. Platypus approves of this bread.

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>>2448515
Is his super power the ability to be delightful? If its not he's no platypus based hero of mine. who am i kidding I'll take it he's a platypus and patriotic. Daily remember to want a heroic platypus.

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>>2443423
Anything is legal if you don't get caught. And some people have legaly rehabilitated some before.
Daily reminder to want a platypu and don't get caught if you have one. Or stat a small platypus themed zoo like these people did.

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This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWnJQOlfsYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mipg_iQacJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4v3hmKMwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ycejyi2t4A&t=14s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRecXl3kj2A

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What the deuce I know for a fact that I platyposted before I went to bed. Double daily reminder to want a platypus and fried rice Moot better not delete this one.

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>>2387845
God platypus
Soft platypus

>>2387845

Over 2 months later this thread is still here.

why /an/ so comfy?

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>>2453373
Because it is full of platypuses. Daily reminder to want a platypus. Also test.
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Britbong here. Could a platypus survive in my country? I'd assume they'd struggle since they're natives to a habitat on the other side of the world, and I don't want one enough to move that far, though Australia seems like a nice enough place outside of everything in nature wanting to kill you. (Except maybe the platypi.) [spoiler](at least for a country full of convicts)[/spoiler]

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>>2454340
Tasmania actually has the best platypus population per capita. And apparently it's full of domesticated australians. To answer your first question they should be fine as long as their platypusary is constructed correctly and they get enough to eat. Also the entrance to their burrow and tunnel systems needs to have a flexible platypus shaped squeegee on it or else they can catch pneumonia and die. They like to bask if they feel safe where they are so a large reptile warming stone would probably go over well. That all being said this is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

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This has gone on long enough

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>>2454691
You've got about until you want one to go anon. Bad news for you and good news for everyone else. This is your everyday reminder to want a platypus.

>>2423175
You've got to understand that's for the rest of the worlds good. Roos thrive in Australia, what do you think would happen if a population managed to get a foothold somewhere else?

>>2454935

Well I want one now.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? HUH?

>>2455032
I rather have roos than the feral hogs that already got introduced. Probably better eating with fewer possible parasites to boot.

>>2455135
Hogs are both robust and smart, they're a massive problem here as well. However they don't compete with roos so in the end you just have both.

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>>2455051
Yes it does make me happy that you have seen the light on how delightfully wantable platypuses are. Welcome to the team. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2455323
Cute

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>>2455142
I can hunt both so it's all good. I could grind up roo's and make 90% big mac's I would not however grind up platypuses. They are for cuddles not for burgers. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2387845
Looks like everytime I come to /an/ there is a platypus thread.
I just looked at the OP date and thread was opened on May.
mfw

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>cuddle a platypus
that's like coddling a scorpion, eh shitposter?

>>2456888
Why?

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>>2456888
Only the males. The female duck puppy's were made for platonic cuddling. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2443425
Goddamn OP. You win.

Maybe he/she could live in a pond in the backyard, like a koi pond? Or do they require moving water? If they're diggers then it would take a hell of a fence to keep them in. I could stock the pond daily with food and lure the plat out with plat treats for daily cuddles til it climbs out of the water when I open the back door and waddles up to get it's cuddles/plat treats.

Do you think a breeding pair is a good idea? Sell the offspring to safe homes to spread the joy? Or are they solitary?

What are the odds of this ever becoming legal or these things ever getting domesticated so that they can be maintained slightly more cheaply?

I want a platypus!

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>>2457559
Good good soon. Or not so much because every day I will remind /an/ to want a platypus. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2458099
Holy shit, Anon. How long have you been at this now? I sort of want a platypus now.

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>>2458115
About two years. Don't want a platypus on my account though. Want one for the cuddles and because they are delightful. Everyday reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2456894
Anon has not yet seen the light of cuddling the duck puppy. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2459738
WHAT IS THIS HELL WHY IS THIS THREAD IMMORTAL

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>>2460642
Because every day I post a reminder for you to want a platypus. Speaking of this is you daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Lx5mqIdoM

Platypus are one of the few venomous mammals, aside from like moles and shrews.

>>2461089
Gee, thanks for the update.
In the two years this thread has been active you would have thought this has been brought up dozens of times.
>because it has you fucking mong, read the thread and want a fucking platypus

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>>2461108
There's no need to fight we can all want a platypus at the same time. Some anons are just a little slower on the wanting than others. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

Alright, I admit it. I want a platypus.

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>>2461600
Good now the rest of you do the same.
>>2461603
I'm 99% sure that's actually an echidna. Still cute for a slimy gummy bear.

This is your everyday reminder to want a platypus.

Good thread

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>>2462937
If good you meant delightfull you would be correct. Because platypuses are delightful. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2400794
Wait IKEA sells meatballs? WTF are you doing Sweden? Seriously WTF are you doing on several levels? Also want a platypus instead of all of the world's refugees. They are much more delightful. Daily slightly political reminder to want a platypus.

>>2463872
Ikea also sells cinnamon rolls. That feel when no platypus shaped cinnamon roll.

>>2464142
I think you're onto something. A cinnapus roll sounds like a lovely treat.
It's too bad the local donut shop doesn't speak English, they make cute things occasionally.

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>>2464164
>>2464142
Anons you just gave me a reason to break out my KitchenAid. I'm making some this weekend. I'll use the frosting to give them their white platypus tummies. Daily reminder to want a platypus. Coming soon ck reminder to want a cinnamon platypus cake.

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>>2456879
Some boards are slow it doesn't make them less valid. Which is why I don't create a platythread everyday I post a single reminder o want one. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

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>>2465459
Lol

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Superior aquatic doggo coming through

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>>2464142
>>2464164
I tried. At least it tasted delightful. Daily reminder to want a real platypus. The cinnamon ones didn't really pan out.

>>2393458
>It costs $13,000 a year to keep a platypus in captivity
Your own video is convincing me not to have one.

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>>2466844
>Being a cheapskate with your cuddle beaver.
This is your daily reminder to get your life in order so that you can afford to want a platypus.

Favourite thread ever.

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>>2467489
Me too anon. Me too. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2461603
Jeez, that's a pretty strong jellybean.

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>mfw superior monotreme

how can platycucks even compete with echidna puggles

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>>2468543
By being superiorly delightful. Daily reminder that echidnas are cool but Platypuses a better and you should want one.

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>>2469502
That was totally supposed to be a platypus.

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Gib platy

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>>2387845
A HUNDRED DAYS OLD

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>>2469674
I would if I could anon. This is an everyday reminder to want a platypus.

Pets aren't allowed in my development. But I'm sure that If I had a platypus, I'd be the only one who did.

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>>2471346
I think that would be almost a certainty. Almost time to start a new thread. Daily reminder to want a platypus.

>>2472210
>over 40 posts away from bump limit
nah, it'll last one more month

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>>2472213
Wait did they bump up an's image limit? I thought it was 150. That's excellent. More thread to platypost. Daily reminder to want more platypuses.

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thoughts on viability of war platypi?

>>2414504
RIP in platypus Steve

>>2444015
Platyposting is like fucking fight club. Next month we'll all have a pet platypus and the month after that we'll be blowing up buildings for OP.

>>2445377
>American news
>trans platypus
Makes about as much sense as trans male or whatever. God, when did the US become such a joke?

>>2473287
Fuck me, if I get a platy out of it, I'm in

You win OP, I want one

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>>2473289
For the record that is not me.
>>2473047
He looks cool, but that would definitely kill a real platypus if he tried to fire it. Platypus are far to sensitive to concussion to be around gunshots safely.
>>2473287
>>2473290
I like it.
Rule 1 want a platypus
Rule 2 Don't talk to Austrailia about wanting a platypus.
Rule 3 operation platy mayhem.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

I wonder if OP took into account what kind of impact the p-pus pet trade he's trying to create might have on the species.

>>2473375
>too sensitive to concussion to be around gunfire
FUCK. You almost had me, OP. I'm a hunter and while reading about platypussies ITT really made me want to train a hunting platypus partner to swim out and grab ducks or pheasant that went down over water. Back to the drawing board I guess. Good luck OP.

>>2473604
I wonder if this anon realizes not one single platypus has been adopted or removed from the wild as a result of OPs efforts

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>>2473604
They survived the fur trade before they were made a protected species. Hopefully it would be like a more responsible tiger trade in Texas. There are more live tigers in texas than there are in the wild. Rednecks might actually save the species from extinction.
>>2473611
I will admit that a platypus can not fill every conventional animal companion role, but i still think that you should want one.
>>2473613
>That you know of. Just becase it may not have happened yet doesn't mean that it won't happen.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

Baby platypi are puggles but baby echidnas are pugilists. Prove me wrong.

>>2475134
I don't have a problem with it, but Morgan Freeman might.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ze+frank+true+facts+echidna

This is your everyday reminder to want a platypus and to work on your Morgan Freeman voice. That shit might come in handy in a pinch.

Also image limit reached new thread new thread
>>2475489

>>2387845
Are they platypi or platypodes like octopodes?

>>2387845
I always wanted a pus. They're cute.

>>2391196
>Effect on humans

"Although powerful enough to paralyze smaller animals,[4] the venom is not lethal to humans. However, it produces excruciating pain that may be intense enough to incapacitate the victim. Swelling rapidly develops around the entry wound and gradually spreads outward. Information obtained from case studies shows that the pain develops into a long-lasting hyperalgesia that can persist for months but usually lasts from a few days to a few weeks.[5][9] A clinical report from 1992 showed that the severe pain was persistent and did not respond to morphine.

In 1991, Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour) was struck on the hand by a platypus spur, while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. One month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities, such as using a hammer.[citation needed]

There have been no reported human fatalities.[5]"

That sounds fucking horrible. Makes me surprised nobody has weaponized this shit.

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