>when you accidentally step on your dog's paw
>when you handle a lizard so bad that it escapes and splashes on ground
fortunately it was still ok and alive and it was only a sand lizard
>>2386788
>when you cant explain it was an accident and you are not in fact a snapping paw-stepping psycopath
>>2386788
when your cats have been turning into little monsters at the sight of the new kitten for a month.
>when you accidentally drop a 55mm impact socket on the kitchen floor and it makes a crazy loud noise, your dog freaks out and farts out some really yellow, foul-smelling water, then pees in his bowl
>>2386788
>tfw you step on your doge's tail and you can't help but cry a little bit and talk to the dog for the little bit of inconvenient pain you gave it and all he does is lick your nose to let you know its all ok and he knows its not on purpose
>dog thinks he's racing you for pink slips from the kitchen to your room any time you have food
>literally *blocks your path* and puts his paw under my foot
>>2386788
> when you are helping out with thanksgiving preparation and you take the frozen turkey out of the fridge and your excited labrador bumps into you and you lose grip on turkey because weak and it falls and breaks dogs spine.
> when you ruin not only thanksgiving but the rest of your dogs short life
>>2388072
>tfw he's actually confused and trying to apologize thinking he did something wrong that he doesn't understand
>>2388233
This hurts
>dog steps on your foot and she barks in terror
>When your dog runs off and sniffs a garbage pile and a car is coming so you yell
SIT
>and since you're a lazy trainer the dog thinks that means come over and sit by you to get a biscuit so he comes to you and gets hit by a car, a broken back, and needs to be put down.