*coo-coo-roo*
*coo-coo-roo*
*COO-A-ROO-LOO COO-ROO-LOO*
*struts in a circle in front of you*
*COO-A-LOO-LOO COO-A-LOO-LOO*
*preens your hand aggressively*
*COO-A-ROO-LOO COO-A-ROO-LOO*
*climbs your chest and attempts to feed you regurgitated seed*
*Tries too hard*
>>2381841
American fantails are qt as fuck pleb. They constantly have to peak their heads up above their fat chest in order to see in front of them. It's adorable.
>>2381852
I'm not saying they ain't adorable, but they do try too hard, rather like children. That's what makes them adorable, IMO.
>>2381813
A friend.
They look so fat but there's nothing to eat.
A fluffy bony bag of nothing.
*cheep*
>walking down the street
>hear a plat right behind me
>turn around, one of those fuckers in OP tried shitting on my head
>continue walking
>take one step
>another plat
>another pigeon tried shitting on me
what's their fucking problem?
>>2381984
stop walking on their designated shitting streets then, how would you feel if you opened your toilet and a goddamn bird was in it?
Guys, I think my pidger has autism
>>2381932
fuck off cat