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¿bird egg?

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So today I was getting rid of an order of sand that was in my driveway. It had been there for ~week, maybe more. As I was shoveling, this big ass egg falls in my shovel! I have no idea what it is, maybe someone can help.
I live in Missouri, and the sand came from missouri, not from bags. I don't know if the egg was laid there or back where the sand originally came from. I intend to hatch it. Tips? Maybe it's already dead? I have it buried in a tub of sand, assuing that where it should be.
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Jesus my fingers look so long. I promise it was distortion from the camera.
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looks like a turkey egg
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>>2381091
Thats a triceromaraptor egg.
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>>2381091
your fingers are creepy long
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!!! IGNORE THIS THREAD !!!

OP IS CLEARLY AN ALIEN
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>>2381716
>alien
>laid an egg
>is on the internet asking where on this planet is a safe place to deposit its brood
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Post hand pics pls
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Smash it with a hammer or op is definitely an alien

Facehuggers get out reeeeee
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Fuck off space nigger
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Eat it
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Wtf is with those hands
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>>2381091
what the fuck is wrong with your hand
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>>2381091
OP are you an alien
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fugg off ET
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