So today I was getting rid of an order of sand that was in my driveway. It had been there for ~week, maybe more. As I was shoveling, this big ass egg falls in my shovel! I have no idea what it is, maybe someone can help.
I live in Missouri, and the sand came from missouri, not from bags. I don't know if the egg was laid there or back where the sand originally came from. I intend to hatch it. Tips? Maybe it's already dead? I have it buried in a tub of sand, assuing that where it should be.
Jesus my fingers look so long. I promise it was distortion from the camera.
looks like a turkey egg
>>2381091
Thats a triceromaraptor egg.
>>2381091
your fingers are creepy long
!!! IGNORE THIS THREAD !!!
OP IS CLEARLY AN ALIEN
>>2381716
>alien
>laid an egg
>is on the internet asking where on this planet is a safe place to deposit its brood
Post hand pics pls
Smash it with a hammer or op is definitely an alien
Facehuggers get out reeeeee
Fuck off space nigger
Eat it
Wtf is with those hands
>>2381091
what the fuck is wrong with your hand
>>2381091
OP are you an alien
fugg off ET