*honks behind you*

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>>2379875

>>2379875
It's truly a testament to how far we have fallen when average adults cannot easily defeat a goose.

>>2379875
shut the fuck up asshole

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>>2379875

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>>2379892
Rhinos and Gorillas can't even compete

>>2379892
I can defeat them just fine. It's the shitlibs and single mothers that will see me arrested for my own personal geese holocaust.

>>2379947
>giraffe more alpha than a rhino
wew
that winged nigger is lucky it didn't get fucking annihilated

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come at me niggerfaggot.

>>2379953
>dem ebil liburuls won't let me kill wildlife it not fair man :(((

>>2379955
Giraffes regularly kick the shit out of the lions

Hello goose friend! You're just misunderstood, aren't you?

>>2379953
Where do you live that is a goose attacks you, you cannot beat it to death?

What a stupid problem to have, our peasant ancestors must be rolling in their graves.

Is it me, or have all the Canada geese I've ever interacted with just brushed me off and ignored me the entire time?

Either this is a giant meme or you people get off to running up to geese and provoking them.

>>2379947
gooses are just honey bagers with wings

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>>2379892
This

I don't understand why people are afraid of things smaller than them. Venomous shit I understand, but a fucking goose? What could it possibly do to stop me from tying its stupid skinny neck in a knot like fucking loony toons?

>>2380278
it's a stupid meme. I walk after geese trying to get close enough to touch them and all they do is walk away just fast enough to outpace me

>>2379875
https://youtu.be/YkyyMj0i1Ns

>>2380278

They only attack if they feel you're a threat to their babies. Like most animals.

>>2380278
All of these aggressive geese have a mate present (and most likely their eggs or young are nearby)

Otherwise, geese are pretty chill

I was once working outside and these baby geese took an interest in me. The parents got super pissed at me and approached me, their wings spread and they were hissing. fucking hissing. That was the day I learned that geese can hiss.

Other than when their babies are around, they cool

>>2380188
>check'd
but don't you mean roody-poo candyass?

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>>2379886
a real weapon for nailing those shits

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>>2379947

Not putting up with your shit, goose.

>>2379947
I gotta give it to them, geese have some big balls always going after things that are clearly larger and stronger

>>2379875
Geese are afraid of me

>LEAF
>E
>A
>F

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just fight them

>>2379875
>THE EAST WILL SHOW NO MERCY TODAY