How to get rid of a dog with a chip?

drive across the state line with it then give it to a shelter there, claiming you found it

Wrap it in aluminum foil so it can't be scanned.

Don't leave it in a forest you lunatic.
Find someone sympathetic, I'm sure you can find one.

>>2378577
kill it and feed it to her

>>2378577
If they're living in a small apartment I'm guessing they don't have the money for a dogger autopsy, sooo acetaminophen (don't know what brand of it you've got) would do the trick, especially if it is a tiny pupper.

If you abandon it in the woods it'll either starve or die from exposure and in America 'no kill' shelters don't exist, 'cause even the ones that label themselves as such will just send to unwantables to the actual kill shelters, once enough time has passed.

Alternatively, you could see if any of your family or friends would be willing to house and look after the dog.

give it to someone and tell them it has a microchip lol it's not hard

>Chads go on /AN
>First thing they always fucking ask is how to kill an animal

>>2378590
This
For Step 2 you are going to need a shovel

>>2378650
As someone who has overdosed on that, it's not fun. At all. And it's a very slow death. I flat lined twice and I vividly remember all the frothing.

>>2378577
I hope everyone ITT is just trolling a troll, but for those interested;
You can call the microchip company to change or erase data (or online if you remember the information you need). If you need the microchip number, you can bring the animal to any vet, shelter and some pet shops to do it for free, and record the number. If you found an animal with a microchip, you can still call the microchip company to change it; they will simply try to contact the owner (usually they wait 3 days to a week for a response) and if there is no response or the owner doesn't want the dog, you can erase or change information. If you do not want to deal with all of that, you can bring the animal to a shelter. They will be able to change information on the microchip for you.

Microchips are definitely not a forever thing, and most vets and some shelters don't check for them. It is not required anywhere in the US to check for a microchip.

>>2378632
I came here to post this.

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>>2378590
>>2378701
I didnt know /an had a sense of humor

>>2378701
Not trying to kill it, just want it gone so my mom can't find it

>>2379446
Throw it up way high in the air,
Repeat.