What the fuck is that

obligatory brown recluse post, now you might get a real answer with that out of the way

>>2378559
A reclusive brown

>>2378559
It's not a bedbug or any kind of louse. Kill it and check the surrounding area for more. If there are none then forget the whole thing happened

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Queen carpenter ant?

>>2378568
Well my bed is actually full of bedbugs, is that thing my ally or my enemy

brown hermit

It's a queen ant. Likely fertile and looking for a spot to start a colony. Can't tell the species from the picture.

>>2378559
thats a big ant

>>2378559
Its an alien, you should run

Ant with a detached butt

>>2378630
Hauling it behind her like a tow truck

>>2378633
Lookin for whoever wants a piece of dat booty

>>2378621
for you