This walrus showed up at our campsite. My sister wants to take it home & keep it and our parents are going to let her.
How do you take care of a walrus??
This is a fun bait
>>2378391
Take the walrus. Leave the hambeast sister.
I would take the hypothetical walrus calf to a proper wildlife rehabilitation center and avoid violating the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972.
I'd probably just report that there's a stranded walrus calf.
I'd really, really fucking hate to go to prison for kidnapling a fucking pinnepid.
I would make the walrus take off the hoodie and give it back to my sister
>>2378391
Soooo, OP. You just -happen- to have a cage in the back of your vehicle with a lock on it?
>>2378391
I'm confused, which one is your sister?