I'm a cat. AMA.
>>2378185
What's your favorite toy?
You have to be 18 in human years to visit this site.
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>>2378242
>My slave brings me those awesome balls of yarn. Otherwise I enjoy messing around with bugs.
Have you discovered the joys of laser pointers yet? Also, do you sleep in sunlight? If so, where do you like to do it?
>>2378185
>ama
Ok, pic related
Have you been fucked by your owner?
If so did you liked it?
>>2378244
I'm still a laser virgin, I was thinking of ordering one online but I need my slave's credit card while he sleeps. I try to avoid sleeping in sunlight but will do it if I have no choice. Usually on a pillow or on the grass.
>>2378245
(You)
>>2378247
>owner
You mean my slave? Thank god not. He once tried to get me neutered though.
It's funny when they think they're the ones that own us.
>OP is actually a slightly overweight woman with thick framed glasses
>>2378249
How can you type with your paws and how do you understand human language?
Also can you give us a photo of your ass?
>>2378254
>>2378255
>How can you type with your paws and how do you understand human language?
On-screen keyboard. I learned human language from my slave while he read newspapers aloud.
>Also can you give us a photo of your ass?
ew
>>2378256
Why do you humans always project? You think you're our owners when we own you, you think we're plebbitors when you're the plebbitors, and so on and so forth. It gets pretty embarrassing.
>>2378258
Show ass or btfo
Also are you Male or female?
>>2378258
>I'm a cat
You misspelled faggot
You have to go back
>>2378262
I'm male but you're creeping me out. Are you into bestiality or something like that?
>>2378265
No but you are worthless if you don't show your ass and dick in a pic.
>>2378264
That's what your mother said when I was done with her front end
>>2378265
A real cat would happily show humans his asshole
>>2378271
I'd, at least I'm not a redditard masquerading as a filthy shitbeast
>>2378279
You don't filthy animal now show your rear end.
2 anons want to see it,it would be impolite to refuse the show of your behinds.
>>2378284
LEWD HUMIES GET OUT OF MY THREAD MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2378290
You are useless.
You are the nigger of the felines,you should feel ashamed of being alive.
>shitposting at a cat
I'd comment about how lame and pathetic that is, but then I remembered where we are rn.
>>2378293
>he unironically believes the we wuz kangz meme
Bow down to your master
Tuna?
>>2378309
aye
>>2378185
do yuo liek blini?
>>2378422
It's better than the vegan bullshit my neighbor's slave feeds him. As a human once wisely put it, "down with the vegan agenda"
show pooper or fuck off
>>2378550
>"down with the vegan agenda"
>>2378185
Retarded otherkin, get the fuck out.
>>2379011
glad you spotted that, kek
based milkman
>>2378185
Have you ever had an anal fantasy?
>>2378997
>lurk moar
Right, because this board hasn't been overrun with redditards or anything you stupid fuck.
>>2378185
About how long do you think you could handle being choked before you start fibrilating?
>>2379221
>the lake is fileld with shit so I might as well plop my jeans down and drop a deuce too
>>2379218
not yet but they look delicious
>>2379297
Do you even know what anal means?
>>2379537
Enlighten me slave
>>2378185
When you wake up your human at ten of six in the Goddamn morning after he works all night to get fed and you just turn up your nose and walk away when he puts the food down in a clean bowl do...do you even feel bad?
If your a cat can you help me find the brand of this toy? Got it as a gift for my cats and can't remember the name.
>>2378185
How often do you lick your balls?
How much do you like catnip?
paws or gtfo
>>2381439
K, just because you were nice and didn't ask for lewd pics
>inb4 he's a pawfag, the footfags of the cat world
>>2381495
Pawfags are the footfags of the animal fuckers, aka furries. Be wary catfags
>>2381515
damn, did I fuck up?
are you a fan of "kitty kitty kittykittykitty" spanks on your butt?
>>2381645
Only when my slave's qt gf does it. Some day he'll be away and her at home and I'll get those milkies.
>>2381680
MOMMY BABY KITTEN NEED MILKIES!!! PLS MOMMY PLS KITTEN HUNGRY!!!
This thread is dildos
>>2378185
meow?
>>2382091
Oh shuts up, y-you's gonna gos in the cats foods machines Skwisgaar
>>2381993
Advanced autism
>>2382814
Kek, haven't you ever gone to /tv/?
Mommyposting is a meme, you dip
>>2382279
For you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywjpbThDpE
>>2382877
How did they get a cat to wear that without the cat freaking out
>>2382915
That's because the cat was glad they started caring about him. Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.
>>2378185
Churrr meow, churr churr meow? *Teeth click* meow?
>>2378185
meow meow meow?
Can u lick your penis
>>2383467
*Silent staring* slow blink. *Tail flick*
*Tail flick*
*walks off*
>>2383815
how did the antispam algorithm let you post that?
>>2381352
>DUDE CATNIP MEOW
>>2382915
It would be extremely painful if they took it off
>>2383815
Looks like a parrot is weighing in its opinion.
>>2383920
>parrot
>>2383910
But he's a big cat
>>2378185
Wut iz ur plan to wipe teh entire hooman race?
>>2384348
easily the lamest post itt
>>2383920
If it was a parrot it would have been various swear words stringed together to somehow make a paragraph.
>>2384339
For you
>>2384868
Problem is, it isn't a cat but a redditor pretending to be one
>>2385028
Takes one to know one, redditor.
You have to go back.
>>2378185
Do people on the internet know you're a cat?
>>2385687
They do now :3
This thread is still dildos
>>2385694
Shuts ups Skwisgaar
>>2385692
>:3
kys
Official thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRORGfWA-0M
>>2385938
I didn't get it until the good part started
10/10 anon, been laughing for a minute straight
Dildos
>>2385938
>>2386488
You're a big kittie :3
Meow?
>>2386647
For MEW
>>2386681
Her character in Fargo is associated to the cat in a musical, pottery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHfMpu7vxpg
>>2386685
the wolf is fucking disgusting
Have you ever had to pay alimony?
>>2387283
JUST FUCK MY CATNIP UP SENPAI
Can I have 5 dollar's gold medal in the parking garage and it's not just a group of people who are you doing today I got home from the trip yesterday and I had three accident s in my life.
>>2387411
What did he mean by this?
>>2378249
It's gotta be either this, a cringey 17 year old girl, or a 12 year old boy.
>>2387441
What if it's a bored 24 year old guy who decided to make a conscious effort to make the most cancerous LARPing he could come up with?
>>2387444
I mean I even put "AMA" in the title like one of those reddit threads that get posted on /tv/
>>2387444
So you admit you aren't a cat?
>>2387788
Nice digits. HOWEVER
>implying he isn't a cat larping as a human larping as a cat
REEĒËeEeeEeEeeEeE33eEeeEeEeeEee!!!!1!1!1!1!1!2
Dildos
Cancer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2378185
>AMA
How long till you kill yourself?
>>2383815
>>2389295
how the hell have you gotten past the spam filter /twice/?
>>2390455
I didn't get past it twice, I copied his post and tried doing it myself. For some reason it doesn't get rejected.
>>2378185
Do you enjoy boxes?
>>2391328
What kind of question is that? Of course I do. That's like asking a human if he enjoys shitposting
>>2391474
>implying you aren't a human shitposting
Cute.
>>2381495
Damn, who is this sweaty thicc little brapp hog? I just want to grab her big ol brappy sphincter and eat that sweet sweet SWEET juicy feces right outta that hole. God damn... those succulent little juicy shitberry droppings... Imagine. You're just sitting there doing your squats and oats and you hear this goddess: BRRRRAAAAAPPPP. That wafting aroma... It's like love at first sight. I mean come on, she's thiccbrapp as hell. You'd have to be so homosexual you'd suck your dad's penis twice if you even thought it was okay to ignore this little brappgoddess. To all those who even try to suggest that thiccbrapp isn't the pinnacle of high test, you're clearly a beta cuck. I'm over here eating your girlfriend's shit and drinking your mommy's shitmilk while you get to guzzle your daddy's cum curry. How about that little faggot? You wish you were as high test as me, little faggot. Don't ever let me catch you posting on this board again.
Are you photogenic?
>>2378293
>You are useless.
said the NEET lmfao
cats have made their pet humans rich in several occasions
>>2392619
source or it didn't happen
>>2393707
Just one example
http://www.businessinsider.com/grumpy-cat-has-earned-its-owner-nearly-100-million-in-just-2-years-2014-12
Why are you the worst pet?
Dildos
>>2395443
Buttplugs
>>2395804
sex toys
>>2395429
Dogfag detected
cats are the best and they aren't bootlickers
>>2378245
"ask me anything" was a term that originated here you fucking newfag piece of shit.
>>2378185
Will you marry me? Asking for a friend.
>>2396383
It's still a reddit tier post you salty old fuck
>>2396363
You're their pet then.
laughingmolusks.png
>>2396400
That's what the cat has been saying. I'm ok with it.
>>2378185
awww!! hello!!!
>>2396980
faggot
>>2396385
It depends
are you a female kitty?
>>2396399
>moving the goalposts
>>2378185
OP is a pussy
>>2399705
>not comprehending the original post quoted
>still salty
>>2399760
>still salty
>implying samefag
I was just calling out that guy for moving the goalposts
>>2399754
based pusy poster
>>2400139
he isn't a pusy poster tho
>>2378185
Can I be your pussy slave?
>>2378185
Are you Ray? My Ray?