cats are assholes.
It's your fault as an owner for not putting the fear of God into it the first time he got up on the table.
catfags are subhuman filth
>>2376552
>pineapple pizza
he's doing you a favor
>>2376960
holy FUCK i want to marry her.
I haven't met someone i wanted to kiss in 15 years.
>>2376568
Came here to post this
>>2376552
Your own fault for not eating the pizza fast enough before the cat claimed it. I know when I get a pizza it's gone in under 10 minutes, regardless of size. I don't save a slice for nobody.
>>2376960
Fuck that edgy cunt.
>>2378395
>cat apologists
You deserve your fate.
>>2376552
It's pineapple pizza. Cat is giving it the respect it deserves.
>hating on pineapple
Enjoy your vitamin C deficiency and scurvy.
>>2378523
>cooked citrus
>vitamin c
Ascorbic acid is extremely heat and time sensitive. By the time they cook it to can it and you cook it again, it has lost all value.
>>2378523
Enjoy your low platelet count.
>>2378514
this desu
>>2378523
If your primary source of vit c is pineapple pizza you have more pressing issues to take care of.
>>2376960
*holds up spork*
stop hating on pineapple pizza and cats reeeeeeeeee