Whats your favourite Primate?

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>>2376517
Look at these motherfuckers with their gorgeous tails. Clearly the best monkeys.

zaboomafoo

>>2376517
Just look at that imperial bastard. So majestic.

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Unique best primate coming through. I thought I knew all primates but I saw these guys at a zoo last year. It was a large but bare enclosure, sadly. Not too much room for them to run rather than climb. A male, female and a hyper baby.

Think of cheetahs, but monkeys. In build, head and speed of the monkey world. They live in grasslands and gotta go fast.

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>>2376545
Males have a decent well groomed stache to let you know they're serious but not rich fancy royalty who don't know a day's hard work.

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These dudes go insane over the smell of clementines. Also they sound like bats.

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>>2376517
>No Orangutans posted yet

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>>2376606
this
>big
>smart
>cool-looking
>great hair
>absolute lanksters
>pretty chill by ape standards
>build comfy canopy beds

>>2376634
hahaha look at that goddamn mane

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>>2376634

>>2376634
I feel like he's gonna start talking me about holistic medicine.

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>>2376517
De Brazza's Monkey

Little old men monkeys are best primates

>>2376634
>absolute lanksters
HE

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>>2376517
Liberals put their faith in Nate Silver and his charts and "polls," but in the end the wise monkey knew their tricks and told everyone the truth

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>>2376718

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Mouse Lemur is the cutest monkey ever

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>>2377116
look at em

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Largest monkey. Probably the only one I would say has a chance against African carnivores.

>>2377116
Holy shit look at that ratto ape.