ITT: Things you wouldn't expect from certain animals

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>>2375831

>>2375835
that's a fish, not a beetle.

>>2375835
>evolution live on tv!

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>>2375831

>>2375831
cucked

>>2376122
I'm not sure you know what that term means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReRA0Hn3gi4

>>2375831
Everybody eats mice. Deer and cow eat mice. Pigs. Chickens. Frogs. Their life is horrible, it's fucking, birthing and dying.

>>2376126
It means that some other cock got to your pussy's mouse and you powerless to do anything about it

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>>2376143

>>2376122
clucked

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>>2376143
seems like sonic didn't have the stomach to go fast that time

>>2375856
The filename's auto-generated by some website and has nothing to do with the content. Formula is two adjectives and an animal name, like "DitzyEroticDikdik" or "SpasticCalmGoldeneagle." It's all random. Used to see threads on /tg/ for making Yugioh cards based on them.

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I was terrified when I heard Alligators and Crocodiles could hiss. They're already scary as fuck what sadistic God let them hiss?!

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*swims across your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6kKLcFDL8

>>2376143
Am I the only one that rages when I see stuff like this?

Either save the bird or put it out of it's fucking misery then hand it back to the predator instead of filming the shit for the views you attention whore.

Maybe I'm just too compassionate though.

>>2376287
All reptiles can hiss. In fact, hissing is the only vocalization most reptiles can make. Geckos, crocodilians, and crocs' close relatives the birds are some notable exceptions. Crocodilians can also chirp, bellow, and roar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf06WJQ4FnE

No wonder why hamsters are shit pets.

>>2376707
dude I would laugh if that little bugger was swinging at me like that

>>2375831
>not expecting chicken to hunt
Dumb cityboy

>>2377330
>Either save the bird
You can't save the bird.
>put it out of it's fucking misery then hand it back to the predator
The predator would run away and you would have killed a brid for nothing.

>>2376162

That's why they breed like they do.

>>2377405
Not for nothing, it wouldn't be in pain anymore if you couldn't save it.

>>2377398
>No wonder why hamsters are shit pets.

He thought he was fighting for his life, what else did you really expect?

>>2377439
Its death would be in vain and the hedgehog would suffer due to all the energy it used to catch the bird and the hunger. Sometimes animals have to die painfully.

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>>2376707
"heh look at this silly mother fucker"
*starts jukeing and jiving while trying to pinch*

>>2376707

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