Why are elephant calves so cute bros?

His penis is already almost as long as mine. What a champ.

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>>2375637
>elephant

>>2375648

>four of the deadliest predators
>literally not giving af

hippos are the real kings of the jungle

>>2375637

they're innocent like real children. when they get older, their gender decides how they act. the women are gentle and sociable (mostly) and the men are solitary and tend to have bouts of testosterone-fueled ragefests.

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>>2375648
>deadliest predators

Hippos kill 10 times more humans annually than lions do. Don't underestimate those angry, short-sighted fuckers.

There are literal hippo gangs in Africa that go into towns just to eat trash and fuck shit up. Took a photo of one of the gang leaders, the locals call him Scarface.

>>2376081
wtf i want to join the hippo mafia now

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>>2375637
Knowing what they grow up into makes their small cuteness more noticeable

>>2377870
Most "cute" things are simply smaller things of larger things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVceZEfAsTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMi9pmDN98

>>2375637
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness

>>2376103
Better start eating!

>>2377929
But with baby proportions. Big heads and big eyes with stubby little bodies make them cute.

>>2375637
Lions disagree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9EC4tS-Q0

>>2378555
>woman being a bitch about it
>guy getting off to the death
I wish death on both of them. You sit there and wordlessly appreciate the haunting beauty of nature like a man and that's it

>>2376057
Lions are actually very lucky that this hippo has places to be and doesnt pay any mind to them