>be a devoted Catholic
>go everywhere with two crucifix necklaces, a hand crucifix, and a rosary
>people always ask me about God and Church and things like that
>also a bird lover
>bored at uni
>classroom is full
>decide to draw some birds
>want to draw a cock-of-the-rock
>but i don't know what its feet look like
>google search "cock of the rock feet"
>there's a LOT of porn, and no pics of the bird's feet
>now people think i was looking at porn in class
Oh bother
>>2375547
nigger please
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>Camping with grandpa and younger brother
>Bring springer spaniel along
>Dog will run past and nip your legs if she gets excited
>Dog decides to pull a fast one on my grandpa
>He nudges her because he's trying to take a nap on a moss bed
>She lost her balance and rolled down the steep hill
>Lands in a puddle
>She comes back up and continues to run around hyper
Never seen a dog roll down a hill so fast and then act like nothing happened.
>Later that day she got a hold of a sandwich wrapped in saran wrap
>Grandpa loses his shit but more worried about the dog getting sick
>Around 2 am I woke up hearing her gag
>Pukes out the saran wrap but no sandwich
Springers are annoying af but great hunting dogs.
>>2376366
I fucking love stupid dog antics
>>2375933
OP probably was searching for dicks beforehand and Google gave him the most relevant results based on that.
Just happened
>Take doggo outside
>Finds wooden stake marker
>Starts prancing with it
>Suddenly throws it
>Charges at it
>Stake lands at 45 degree agle
>Doggo can't break
>Yelping like crazy
>Lift 150 pound dog with one hand and check her
Luckily it somehow did not even cut her but holy shit though I was going to need to take her to the emergency room. She dropped the stake and avoided all the others