if u boop my nose one more time, i will end your LIFE

BOOP!

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>>2375171
RAGGHHAAARGHHARRHFDGGD

>>2375172
SO CUTE!!

>>2375208
SNEEEEEEEEEEK

ITSA SNEK

My mom told me a story about badgers when she was a kid. She was camping with her family and started following a badger and poking it in the ass with a stick. After about ten minutes of ass-poking it bit her hand. She's lucky she didn't get rabies cause she was too scared to tell her parents about it.

>>2375239
>"Oh look, a badger, one of the most nasty tempered and aggressive animals in the forest."
>"I know, let's repeatedly poke it in the ass with a stick and see what happens!"
With genetics like that you were doomed from the start anon.

>>2375258
>I know more about woodland animals than a 6 year old who grew up in the city

>>2375282
Ignorance is no excuse anon.
Your mother was an idiot and you probably are as well.

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>>2375239
Crikey! Look over theere, its a badger! One of the most aggressive little rodents in the entire forest, it'll attack without even the slightest form of provocation! Imma sneak up on it and poke it with a stick!

>tfw poking orangutan cheekpads
>tfw poking animals

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>>2375227
>>2375208

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>>2375618
>rodents
No you are not hearing, I keep saying you dolts that rabbits are the rodentest of them all.

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>>2375625
>tfw poked back