Why do women like horses? Is it because of their big dicks?

>>2372790
Horses have been kind of aimed at little girls for a while. My little pony, Barbie stables, let's ride, the saddle club, etc.

>>2372790
And the feeling while on a saddle...

>>2372790
why wouldn't you want to ride a horse?

>>2372814
bent legs

>>2372790
>animal manifestation of raw masculinity wedged between your legs
gee I wonder

marketing. seriously do you think kids love seamonkeys? no they love the marketing and would have no interest in genetically modified brine shrimp if it wasnt for marketing.

it's a giant animal with pretty hair you can ride

and the withers feel good on the clit

They like cute "animals" (pictures, marketing)
This is why halflings, small horses are all the rage which is they say killing the industry.

its literally just mainly because riding on the saddle gives sexual excitement, whether or not the woman recognized it or just knows "i feel good on a horse" doesnt matter desu

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>>2372956

>>2372790
I'm a man. I love horses. They are life.
Equids are the epitome of charismatic megafauna.

>>2372962
This desu. I'm a horseman to the extreme.

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>>2372790

Well, thats what I find interesting about them.

I think they are naturally attractive to women for a lot of reasons.

They are huge and muscular, brooding, emotionally sensitive but quiet, beautiful and wild, closely associated with human machismo in culture and history be it wars, exploration, the wild west.

And, they have giant cocks.

Im pretty sure this is an ass though.

>>2373005

Wow this is all true. I wish I was more horselike.

The reason is more like other anons said is that the hobby/sport attract girls due to it being aimed at them. And since its dominated by women you are looked at like a faggot for liking them, unless you are in the south of usa and mexico with cowboys and all that.

>>2372790
Because women are weak, make shitty leaders, and are ego-maniacs, so they're attracted to anything powerful that's willing to do what they tell them to do.

>>2373090
I'm pretty sure it's just big dicks

>>2372795
Is this a myth or is this true?

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>>2373141
it's not untrue but 2-strokes do it better and you don't see chicks flocking to them

>>2372795
>>2373141
It's no more stimulating than you or them sitting on a washing machine or riding a bike; which women weren't allowed to do at some point because they thought it'd make them lesbians.

Grinding on a horse or bike could stimulate some arousal but grinding against anything but a cactus would do that.

>>2373146
>but a cactus
Not with that attitude

>>2373139

Mares are just as popular though.

Any girl getting fucked by a horse porn?

>>2373141
>He/she has never seen cruel intentions.
Wew, amigo(a).

>>2373166
underage pls go

What's the deal with women finding huge cocks that much appealing? I mean, they are always saying things like "size is not important, it's all about how you use it", etc.

Even then I guess huge cocks have a psychological effec of submission on their minds that must be very exciting to them. But they don't fuck with horses, so I don't get it.

>>2373184
Psychological unless they're actually size queens. Being a fag, I love huge cocks. But even realistically huge ones some guys have would be too big for me to physically take without training. But I'm not into gaping assholes so I don't.

>>2373185
at least try if first. it wont actually cause any bodily harm

>>2373184
Women have genetically programmed macrophilia, they like big anything on a man besides brains.

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>>2373221
>implying any men are intelligent

>>2372956
girls who never even rode a horse still love horses

>>2373276
Is it correct to say "any men are"?
It sounds weird to me, as if it should be "any men is" but i'm not sure.

>>2373184
found the dicklet

>>2373279
"men" is plural you foreigner

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>>2372790
What else would it be?

>>2373312
I know but "any" sounds better with "is" rather than "are".

>>2372814
Because when you fall off you get paralyzed.

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>>2373184

When men speak, there is the intent to communicate a lucid thought. We can do this by temporarily divorcing emotional distractions from cerebral noise.

When women speak, it has nothing to do with thinking or coherent ideas. Its more like verbal noise vaguely reflecting some passing daydream. Often they dont seem to know what they say until they've heard themselves say it and using men speaking as a metric, assume they must've meant it and then defend it rather than accept they dont possess the ability to maturely, coherently communicate.

Modern men stay in a constant state of confusion because they have recently been taught that women are men with tits and can think and communicate like men regularly. Females can think in the same way some chimps can do math. Under the right conditions, they can actually do it for a few moments, they just cant keep it up.

Therefore modern men seem confused to learn that what women say they want has nothing to do with reality because they 1. dont actually know, 2. would change their mind if they did and 3. couldnt communicate it clearly anyways.

This is why they screech until a man behaves the way they say they want him to, then promptly ditch him for being a pussy to be with a man who acts like a man.

You dont just live with a woman. You raise them until they are about 40. If you dont understand that you are responsible for educating and correcting them like a child, you will completely lose the plot. They were selected to have the pro-social traits of irrationality for a reason. It is good for the home and society to have someone who isnt endlessly selfish. It is not so good for judgement and policy decisions.

Liberalism denies this, because liberalism is essentially the phenomenon of one generation of young people looking at the whole of human history and deciding its wrong and they can conceive something that works better than evolution and nature before they even hit 30.

>>2373276

Some of them actually let women vote, so you may have a point.

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>>2373342
>You dont just live with a woman. You raise them until they are about 40. If you dont understand that you are responsible for educating and correcting them like a child

>>2372962
how so? I'm curious

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>>2373005
>flashing your dick at chicks on the beach while maintaining eye contact
Alpha af. I think youre onto something. The dude from Drive was basically a horse...who could drive

>>2373348
Not an argument.

>>2373294
Not him, but my dick is 6.7" while erect

>>2373358
neither is anecdotal evidence from the one time you interacted with a real human female. Nor is parroting redpill shit because it fits your warped worldview.

>>2373721
was meant for
>>2373394

>>2373358
.... I neigh

>>2373394
neither is saying "not an argument"

>>2373342
hi fellow le redpill. you show them going against societies norms! women suffrage ruined this country trump 2016!!!!

You know how men tend to like things like cars and swords and motorcycles, that sort of power fantasy stuff?

A horse is that, but it's also a living thing you can make an emotional connection with.

The sexual gratification thing is a myth except for a few pervs, but there's always gonna be some pervy asshole. They get way too much attention because they're shocking.

Besides, do you really think that trotting would feel good? It's bumpy as shit and not in a good way. And if people liked it when horses have their dongs out, they wouldn't do the friggen "spikes on the stomach" and neutering and all. People are embarrassed by that shit.

>>2373766

The idea that people dismiss huge cocks is itself ridiculous. Its not pervy to notice a cock the size of your leg. To be embarrassed because a poor animal has an aroused reaction that it cant help is shariah levels of prudishness.

>>2373837
Doesn't mean people aren't prudish

>>2372790
Horses becoming a girl's thing coincided with them no longer being useful or necessary for labor/warfare/hunting/etc

>>2373716
Show please, I like big ones

>>2373763
You can't argue against a non-argument. Present a quality one first and I'll give you a proper rebuttal.

>>2373184
>What's the deal with women finding huge cocks that much appealing?

I would expand on this and ask why ANYONE would find ANY penis appealing. What is the allure? Do women honestly lust for a guy's package? I've always heard it was more "well he's got a muscular chest and big arms, I guess I can tolerate his dick if I have to but it's still pretty gross." Is this not true?

>>2372790
Stop projecting

>>2374033
Some women are into it but frankly I think the majority think like you said.

>>2374237
>>2374033
What the fuck dykes pls go you don't speak for us

>I stare at men's dicks in public the way men stare at juicy tits in tank tops

>>2374325
why tho?

>>2373766
>You know how men tend to like things like...

It's called fun.

Men like having fun.

Women like sucking all the fun out of everything.

>>2373005
so, basically, they're a legally domesticable bad-boy/girl flick protagonist animal... makes a lot of sense!

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>>2373342
>You dont just live with a woman. You raise them until they are about 40. If you dont understand that you are responsible for educating and correcting them like a child, you will completely lose the plot.
Interesting... is that the reason why the further a woman goes without a relationship she gets more and more unbearable? I mean, men who are single at the ages 30-45 are waaaaaaaaay more likely to be mentally stable(hah, horse joke), and able to function in a serious relationship if they fell like doing it(at least from the people I know.

>>2372833
This guy gets it

>>2373334
You are focusing on the wrong word. "Men", is plural. "Is", is singular, "are", is plural. Get it?

>>2374453
I understand that but it's not like english is a consistent language.

>>2374466
It's not like your mom is a consistent language

>>2373348
>alt right + louis ck
you fr*cked up idiot

>>2374016
Le gentleman debater is perhaps the worst online persona

>>2374466
It is a consistent language once you learn it. Every language is consistent. If it wasn't people could just interchange words randomly and still be understood, which is absurd. The rules are set in stone.

>>2374502
it doesn't matter who ck supported, what matters is that his whole shtick was "lol I'm offensive"

>>2374341
Because dicks are pleasure sticks and look nice most of the time, again like tits

>>2372833
Tryna analyze why I liked riding as a kid and it seems to come down to this. Not so much "masculinity," but "speed, power, freedom, etc"

Riding a horse is fun, and exhilarating, and the bond you have with your horse is really special. you're riding this giant beast that could easily kill or severely harm you. English and western has more of this "masculine embodied in an animal underneath you," thing, but many girls ride dressage which is much more feminine.

What I do know is that if you had a mother who rode you're GOING to ride — even if you break bones and cry. Mix of coercive measures and it being thrown at you all your life as a "girls thing," I guess? Ponies are cute, horses are beautiful - its girly but in a very masc way. I'm really avoiding the word "empowering," but it kind of is.

>>2372956
T b h it never felt sexual, the clit is much higher than where the saddle sits under you.

>>2374643
This
>>2374644
And this
Damn now I wish I could go back to riding

>>2373221
I'd rather look up to a man as a role model than have to get my cervix slammed every time we fuck by some high school drop out. A smart and funny man who cares for his appearance (not exclusive to handsome or hot) and is goal oriented is much better than some dark triad big cock Chad.

Where do you find these women? Do you live in cities? Are you just basing this off of what you see in social media or hear from friends? If you're getting this shit from used up stacies then yeah, I get it. I have never come in contact with a girl who is a legit size queen. After they break up maybe she talks shit on the guys dick game but that's just bitterness, like how a guy will say "her nips were huge and she was crazy." Other than that anger I really never hear "oh his cock is small I hate our sex life I miss Chad."

>>2374739
To be honest all the shitty perceptions of women on this site I feel are based on social media whores and girls who draw the most attention to themselves while outside.

>>2373005

>huge
Check
>muscular,
Not really
>brooding,
Check
>emotionally sensitive
check
>quiet
check
>beautiful
Mom says so
>wild
I can be at times
>closely associated with human machismo in culture and history be it wars, exploration, the wild west.
I'm white, hairy, and like guns, so check

And, they have giant cocks.
>Heh heh, as far as you know.

Born in year of the horse, so that's why chicks dig me

Im pretty sure this is an ass though.
>SO AM I, OMG!!!

>>2374590
>look nice

Do they though? That's what it's hard for me to understand. I think from a biological standpoint penises are really cool. They're meat tubes that can change size almost on command. But beyond that I wouldn't want to go around looking at any. I can't understand what's so captivating about them.

>>2374876
Vaginas are pretty terrifying things in their own respect. It doesn't mean I like them any less, amigo.

>>2374881
The outsides are cute. The insides are like mangled eldritch horrors.

>>2374800
>>beautiful
>Mom says so
I can relate to this.

Anyone watch the Kentucky Derby today? What was with that one horse spazzing out at the start, lol?

>>2372790
Women don't have dicks, dude.

>>2373342
>no refutation, only asspain

Roasties btfo

>>2374876
If you're an amerifuck, maybe you've mostly just seen cut cocks. Cut wangers don't do a lot for me (fag), like you said they're basically just meat tubes. Uncut cocks have way more of a dynamic going, and playing with a foreskin is fun as fuck. There's just something about a cockhead peeking out of a foreskin that is infinitely hotter than a bare one, I don't know how to explain it properly but it just is.

>>2372790
They're majestic or some shit.
I've never liked them too much. More into frogs and chickens myself.

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>>2374739
Not him but I live on the beach. Literally all the women here are like that. (Granted I should expect as much.) Social media is a huge perpetrator but these women aren't, and never will be wife materiel in the first place.

I have many times yelled at the stupid whores who pick up horse shoe crabs by the tail. I have half a mind to slug half the fuckers who do this shit. But now I've gone off and derailed myself. I'm not even mad about the sluts anymore, I'm mad about the mother fuckers who pick up the god damn hoseshoe crabs by the mother fucking tail and throw them.

>>2372790

From what I've heard is that women like the idea of controlling a big powerfull beast that could potentially trample them to death.

Women is general like big, strong living things that THEY have a sense of control over.

>>2374378
>about 2500 people come every year

fucking sexist pigs all over this thread :(

I like mares... huge clits...

>>2374378
that's kinda hot

>>2374876
They are biologically programmed by natural selection to find them appealing just as you are for female traits that when you think about it aren't so captivating

>>2373184
if a horse could speak and had personhood, I'd fuck him

>>2372790
They like riding and manipulating something powerful and muscular.

>>2372790
Also back in the day, owning a horse was the equivalent of owning a supercar - it marked you as high status. And if there's one thing your typical woman has always been hungry for, it's more status.

Which is why they were so obsessed over them back when horses were the premier way to get around, and some of that obsession still lingers on as nostalgia for those earlier times.

>>2375098
gay. cut is masterrace

>>2375376
Kike

>>2375044
I came here to post that yesterday, but detoured into another angle of shitpost.
Thanks for following through, Anon.

>>2374739
>Assuming you are legit grill on chinz
Thank you for that testimony. You are a tribute to your gender.
post tits?

>>2372790

Probably something more like it makes them feel powerful to enslave something that size. Or because it's a more intelligent animal and seems to return affection. But mostly because they can take pictures of it for Facebook and make all their girlfriends jealous. Because women.

A little from column A,B, and most of C.

>>2373146
Riding accident or just riding can break your hymen. And in the good old times that was the only value your daughters had.

>>2373184

From the amount of women that I've had mysteriously lose interest in the relationship when they found out my size, I can say for a fact that women think of big dicks as an intriguing novelty that gets them excited and they love to tell their friends - but rarely will they actually want to put it inside them. It's like loving giraffes but not really wanting to own one.

>>2375827
Are you whining about having too big a dick now? Like seriously mate, of all the fucking complaints in life you could have.

>>2372962
>>2372968
t.mlp

>>2373342
This doesn't make sense considering the fact that women, on average, finish maturing about 5 years before a man does. This would mean they would be more of the adult in a relationship where both parties are the same age, and may partially explain (in addition to income/stability once schooling/job is stable) why the average pairing has the man about 6 years older.

The speaking one is just sort of silly. A lot of communication between people is essentially just small talk--the sort of speaking thats mostly removed from "coherent ideas" but designed to initiate social interaction and express good will towards each other. It is "bonding" in the same way animals groom one another, even if there isn't much need to/the animal was just recently groomed by a different group member. If that goes from "shallow small talk/socialization" to "speaking about a topic i am knowledgeable on" the conversation shifts. What's likely to happen though, is your interests are different, so you are not speaking about ideas or technical things the same as you do with men, who are more likely to share some common interests.

>>2375872
There IS a difference between women and men's interests, to a degree. It is a spectrum with one side's most extreme being dominated by men, and the other side's most extreme being dominated by women. The most extreme on either end are less common though--most people are close to the middle, and each sex will gravitate slightly more and more (and in lesser and lesser numbers) to their "extreme" end.

One of these most extremes is essentially things vs. people. Higher levels of testosterone in utero predict this. Higher levels of testosterone make it so babies are more likely to stare longer at things and technical objects, than faces. So girls are more drawn to humans. Boys are more drawn to the inhuman, on average. Girls with higher exposure to testosterone will have a higher interest in things and the technical. Boys with less testosterone will have a higher interest in people. Though it would be (almost) impossible for a female to ever reach the higher end of testosterone exposure in utero that a male would--it triggers the development of male genitalia (and this activation of testosterone production in this high dose--as females do also produce testosterone--is the SRY gene on the Y chromosome).

>>2375873
So when you speak to women their "coherent ideas" will more often revolve around things like your (and other's) thought patterns, behavior, psychology, life, etc. whereas men's will more often revolve around things completely separate from the person they are talking to--a shared outside interest. Women will work out WHY someone is doing something, men will work out WHAT someone is doing, in some sense. There is some other difference in interests too--women are more likely to be drawn to the aesthetic sides of things, while men will be more likely to be drawn to the construction of things. ie: A woman will be drawn to a film based on the stylistic visual choices, while a man will be drawn to it based on technical execution of those visual choices.

The "men can separte their speech from emotion" isn't quite correct either. What you're misinterpreting is that women have a higher peception to all sorts of pain/negative emotion as well as joy. So men are not separating their emotions from their actions so much as they simply have a lower level of them to become entangled in their speech from the start.

>>2375875
But this is all talking in the most extreme cases. The average for males and females is not so close to the extreme sides, so they are more similar than they are different, with a small leaning to their sex's extreme traits, and with some variability in more precise behaviors/traits so some traits might be slightly more masculine than feminine, while the majority are feminine, a handful are extremely feminine, etc. It becomes more difficult when you have two people in a relationship who are closer to their sex's extreme than is average. It would be less volatile to have someone who is abnormally close to their extreme paired with someone who is abnormally far from their own extreme--but the problem here is that there will be more people close to their own extreme than people far from their own. So (and this is not an actual number, but an example) say for every 2 extremely masculine males, you have only 1 abnormally masculine--but not extremely (because these just won't exist)--female. It causes problems in being able to understand and properly communicate with the partner when you are on opposite ends of the spectrum.

I am curious to see how human evolution will go, though I won't live long enough to see. In monogamous species--as we are becoming more and more--you start to see lesser and lesser sexual dimorphism as they evolve until the two are almost identical physically. I am curious how that sort of thing would effect hormone levels and physiological/psychological things.

>>2374969
this roasties are disguisting ,the other are aesthetic

>>2375218
Tbh it's just really fun to ride something that goes fast.
It's also really nice to interact with animals.
It's like all the cool aspects of having a cute dog friend, except you can also go on super fast adventures together.
That's about it.

>>2375876
>lesser sexual dimorphism as they evolve until the two are almost identical physically

We already see that happening with numales who wear makeup and wear skinny jeans and try to look like women. It's disgusting.

>>2375907
That's more behavorial than actually physical and could easily be one of the things that ARE culturally influenced.
I keep trying to look into if the size difference between men/women has lessened over time and evolution, but haven't had much luck since there's not a lot on it regarding skeletons of ancestor species.

>>2375876
>In monogamous species--as we are becoming more and more--you start to see lesser and lesser sexual dimorphism as they evolve until the two are almost identical physically.
This will never happen. Women need their bodies like it is to give birth and men suffer no pressure to become more woman-like.

>>2375940
Testosterone levels have been dropping throughout evolution. You can see this in faciocranial structures (ie: brow ridge) across ancestor species. This would also reduce aggressive behaviors and allow more working together and forming large "groups" that exceed normal structures. Species we have domesticated are reported to have lower testosterone levels than their wild counterparts as well.

It's just sort of a matter of "how low can testosterone go, before it stops triggering the development of male genitalia" as it currently does. What else is on the SRY gene besides producing high testosterone levels and enlarging/changing of the clitoris into a structure that works well physically?

There are rats that no longer even have a Y chromosome, on islands isolated from other developing species, that still have males that develop physically and sexually like other species, too.

>>2375940
Women only need their bodies more extremely different than a lot of other species due to the extremely large heads of our offspring.

Fish will expel their eggs and the male will come by to impregnate them. Their reproduction is completely external.
Chickens and most birds, who have ZW and ZZ chromosomes (and males are the homogametic sex (ZZ), while females are the heterogametic sex (ZW)), do not have penises. They only have cloaca, which is somewhat similar to a vagina except it also encompasses the rectal/urine tubes, and have a different mating method as well due to this. Their reproduction is partially external. They both expel (eggs or sperm), but into the female. The offspring is also partially external, unlike fish, in that the egg stays within them.
Then in mammals the mating becomes internal--penetrative. The eggs are also withheld deeper in the body instead of being expelled to a "lower chamber". The offspring is completely internal until it can survive the outside environment. It's like a little alien that's adjusted to being in the environment while hiding inside of something else until it could do so.

So we start giving birth to more and more fully developed offspring over time. Our genitals also continuously mutate over time as do methods of reproduction.

>>2372790

Women don't have dicks, retard.

Fucking trap lovers

>>2375826
>Riding accident or just riding can break your hymen

Sure they can :^)

>>2375872
>This doesn't make sense considering the fact that women, on average, finish maturing about 5 years before a man does

Females brains finish maturing 5 years before male brains, this is true. But you forget that the quicker a brain matures, the less capable it is. Chimpanzee brains finish maturing before human brains but you don't see us calling chimps more intelligent than humans.

>>2373163
Kek

>>2374800
Fuck off bevan

>>2376479
That's not really the same. Their lifespans and aging as well as physical aspects are very different from humans.
You also have women finishing maturing physically earlier too, and they will typically hit puberty earlier, yet live longer. It's not the same as if they finished physically growing and hit puberty at the same time, then one ceased maturing earlier than the other. The addition of women living longer makes things even more bizarre. Logically you would expect something that matures earlier, to die earlier--like chimpanzees vs. humans, but that isn't the case.

The point was not to say that men are more childish than women either though, but that the OP's notion of "they don't mature until they're 40" is really silly contrasted against physiological things, and if trying to make

>>2376557
that argument, would actually be the opposite (but this is argument is nowhere near that black and white).

"Maturity" is hard to gage, too. "Impulsive, risk taking" behavior would be characterised as an "immature" trait and is more common to men. Melodramatic displays of emotion are more characteristic of women, and would also be considered a childish trait--likened to a "tantrum". Curiosity is also a childish trait and more

>>2376560
common to men--they are more wired to confront and seek out what is over the hill, rather than hide (because females are wired to be defensive, to keep offspring alive, while men are wired to SEEK). Less aggression and docility is associated with youthful traits and more common to women. It is really a toss up that doesn't amount to much.

>>2375833
If the dick is too big, it's actually painful to have sex without significant stretching beforehand on top of her being really turned on. Especially for short chicks, the pain is enough of a turn off for some that they just don't want the dick inside of them.

The shape / texture is a far more important factor than just size. Even curved dicks will feel way better than a huge straight one if you get the right position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSb5-X_2do

>>2373005
That ass is like looking at her ass.

>>2373184
See I get women. I mean I want a huge fat vagina to live in, you know? Something like a wizard's sleeve to just put your dick in there and reach in to jack yourself off.

>>2376580
keep telling yourself that, dicklet.

>>2376479
grade A pseudoscience

>>2372794
>MLP
>aimed at little girls

>>2373328
That...IS a protein shake, right? And not just what my brain is assuming?

>>2377329
The world may never know.

>>2374378
>Swedish Breeding
Why am I not surprised

>>2377318
Just because you watch it well into your 30s doesn't mean you were ever the intended demographic.

>>2376580

There is a difference between a big dick and an enormous one.

More girth = more stimulation while inside her...to a point. When women talk about large cocks, they don't mean coke cans.

>>2375106
Okay now I'm pissed too. Poor crabs...