Post modern dinosaurs.

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>>2370876

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>>2370883

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>>2370876
here it is bro

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might as well post all the webms I have

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does anyone have webms with harpy eagles to share?

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there's the biggest cock

>>2370908
Devilish

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>>2370915
some birds can be true mother fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpqOGWpK3E

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>>2370921
Birds are a direct upgrade to dinosaur

>>2370887
kek

>>2370892
to be honest. That is a beautiful bird.

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>>2370943
it's in my top 10 for sure

more webms pls

>>2370943
For a bloodied abhorrent scavenger it is quite beautiful.

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Emus
Especially when it's wet and the wings look like small arms
0:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGyG1ZiG8_o

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Perhaps the closest thing to a truly land base non-avian dinosaur, the cassowary. Its size, shaggy feathers, crest, coloring, walk, overall look, and especially feet scream dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgUdRo9eYoQ

Even the sounds it makes are perhaps closer to what most large dinosaurs sounded like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

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Ostrich legs and run is very reminiscent to a lot of non-avian dinosaurs, like gallimimus or other theropods living in open fields.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r-b8uY7C9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AozXE7p06-w

They also have vestigial Clawson their wings, hidden in their flight feathers

>>2370883
What did they mean by this?

>>2370968
>bloodied
The reddish color is clay. Their diet mainly consists of bones.
And don't knock scavengers. They're the garbage men of nature.

>>2370898
This video could just as well be of a hyperactive kid pretending to be a bird.

>>2370908
Is that some sort of dominance thing or just pengiuns being idiots?

>>2371316
My chicken are exactly like this. I've learned better than to just throw snails at my ducks because the chicken snatch them all before they have a chance.

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>>2370902

>>2371488
Good. Let the ducks starve.

>>2370876
ur mom lol

>>2370924
I saw one of these running and leaping tonight.
Suave motherfuckers.

>>2370887

Underrated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wufAdZoxpcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4qiM8fn-qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npOa3h1S1WY

>>2370906
looks like something from the flintstones movies

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literal dinos

>>2370876
What is it?

>>2371864
Bearded Vulture.

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I know this video is pretty fucked up, but chickens without the more modern advance feathers look just like little dinosaurs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07SOyZKqM0

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>>2371898

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>>2370876

Dinosaurs were lizards.
And they're all dead.
Birds dont even enter into it.

And I'll tell you something else.
Pluto is a planet. New Zealand isn't a continent. Quacks have been using climate to scare people for 50 years. AIDS came from monkeys, then negros, then homos.

And there really weren't that many indians in North America to begin with. We have enough fossil fuel for hundreds of years.

Im tired of you kids making shit up. Every goddam new thing you try to teach to get published is baloney. I live in reality. One of us is crazy, and it aint me.

And heres something else you didnt wanna hear: Remember when your parents told you blacks were people just like you. Ever ask you why they felt they had to tell you that?

Because you have eyes and a mouth and god forbid you say what you see before they have a chance to install some modern bullshit. The hell with egg-head IQ tests and crime rates. Just use your goddam eyes ffs.

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>>2371955
>The most primitive true dinosaurs were more closer related to crocodilians than lizards. However, dinosaurs were already evolved to the point where they were distinct from earlier organisms; at least to large degrees.
>NOPE. Theropod dinosaurs can be seen flying in cities, pooping on statues and cars. Hell, we've even domesticated and farm some of them for food; become the most common source of meat in most 1st world nations. Hell, I own a dinosaur and just recently bought it a new perch and small mirror for its massive cage; I really care for my dinosaurian pale.
>Birds are a part of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maniraptora which is a part of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelurosauria
Therefore birds are officially entered as under true dinosaurs.


To give a proper idea: Imagine if all mammals were extinct in the future, except bats. After 66-65my later, they had evolved and diversified into multiple species adapted for many environments. Wouldn't they still be classified under the order of mammals? Sure bats are a more distinct form of mammal compared to rodents, tigers, elephants, apes, and whales. But ultimately, bats are still mammalian. Thus these evolved bats would just be newer derivatives of mammals.
Birds are simply just a kind of dinosaur... Modern avian dinosaurs that actually still exist.

>>2372025
>The irrelevant parts, because I like you Sempai
>PART 1
1. Pluto is a dwarf-plant, which is essentially a kind of planet; distinction being like comparing a mouse to a rat.

2. Technically, New Zealand is actually a micro-continent but mainly submerged under water; everything you can walk on there is literally the tips of mountains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_R89-LoTg&t=169s

3. “Quacks” have just been bringing up the reality of global warming, with over 98% of scientist agree is true with a ridiculously robust plethora of evidence to support it; similar to the theory of evolution. Sure, some radicals might have exaggerated the estimates, but fact is it is already happening. The real question is no longer “is it real”, but rather “how bad will it be and what can we do to at least minimize it before”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN5wNFlwiag

4. Honestly we still do not know where AIDs came from. It was only relatively recently recognized as an official disease. The first person diagnosed with it was Gaetan Dugas, who was certainly not Native African.
However, it might not be a naturally human disease, but rather transmitted by animals with a strand adapting to humans; similar to how hepatitis probably came from city monkeys, as they have the same disease in their mouths and do have a habit of biting humans. Examples of animals with Aids are domestic cats and even cows (poorly cooked beef or unpasteurized milk can contain this disease, which only require one strand to be compatible to humans to start a whole new chain).
Hell, it may even be a governmental creation gone loose (considering its immense efficiency), but that’s a whole other discussion

>>2372026
>PART 2
5. NATIVE AMERICAN death count was by the millions (mainly by European germs and illnesses)... Although not as large as western populations, it was still reasonably (esp when considering human populations in general were significantly much lower than today); depending on tribes, they can essentially be populated villages but with teepees


6. The amount of available fossil fuel resources is still limited due to the millions of years required to make it. However, the main issue with is its price and society’s largely artificial dependence on it. Instead of stunting alternative cleaner fuels (which have great potential if actually funded properly), the elites pretty much rely on the success of the long established multibillion dolor fossil fuel industry. Despite the blatant negative affects it have on the earth, such as water pollution, much more common mass air pollution, and especially global warming (which is even officially at effect)

7. Of course no one is ‘just like you’, due to the genetic diversity even within races; even twins tend to be very different, rather than clones as they sometimes externally appear to be. Environment, economics, class, education, parenting, interactions, experiences in general (spending a lot of time with dogs for example can greatly affect your perception of the animals), or just opinions (which no one agrees on everything) all play roles in human development; meaning even if you had a clone, you can end up being very different individuals with almost nothing in common, outside ascetics (if even that; could be fatter or thinner)
However, in the end of the day, we are all humans. Which most people’s parents say to their children about all people in general. This is because humans are individuals and should be viewed as such; unless you have very questionable parents

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I'm guessing you are going to soon tell us about how "the earth is actually flat" and how the "Reptilian overseers" try to hide this

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>>2370949

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>>2370876
>>2370902
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>>2371898
Whoa, those things are like legit dinosaurs in the modern age.

>>2370903
imagine if we time traveled to the past and T rex actually walked like this lol

Who would win between an ostrich and a cassowary?

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>>2372065
Ostrich is larger, taller, about 3x heavier, stronger, and much faster (fastest running bird on earth) with longer legs giving it better range.


Cassowary is more aggressive, agile, and more designed to fight with its large hard crest (sometimes used as a weapon), large sharp foot claws even better adapted for defense, and a vertical jump of about 6ft.

>>2372072
>5'6
what a fucking birdlet

>>2370892
So what ia this species

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never forget

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>>2372365
Bearded vulture or lammergeier.

Posting communist eagle.

>>2372072
Do Ostriches taste delicious?

>>2372398
Yes they do. There are ostrich farms for a reason.

>>2370908
>get shit on
>sit there like its nothing, too tired

kek

>>2371101
jesus christ those noises

>>2370893
My wings....ARE HURRICANES

this had me in tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OBqYbZ99c

>>2371336
IIRC the penguin chose that spot to nest, and it just happens to be in a really shit (lol) spot, but they won't move once they've nested.

>>2372444
This was pretty cute.

>>2372380
Thanks <3

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>>2371336
I think the bird in the front doesn't have any sort of bad intentions, it simply takes a shit without caring if anyone's behind. The other penguin just happens to be lying in an unfortunate spot.

Also, I think they're gentoo penguins and the greyish guy is a juvenile that's moulting its baby feathers and getting the adult plumage. Its color probably looks weird because of that, and not because it's been getting shat on repeatedly.

>>2370903
I love big black cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0

>>2371090
>Shin Gojira, Toho Co., Ltd. (2016)

>>2372975
holy shit...