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ITT animals that can go straight to hell.
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>>2369926
ok pat.
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>>2369926
Basking sharks are cool and hurt noone.
Mosquitoes on the other hand
>worldwide pestilence that claims hundreds of thousands human lives a year
>generally useless as fodder for other species
>annoying
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>>2369970

>kill things that eat mosquitoes
>they run rampant
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>>2369981
So like everything else, it's Europe's fault.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw
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>>2369975
>>2369975
go back to /pol/ neckbeard
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>>2369986

AIDS: It's what's for dinner.

Can't wait for summer time though, nothing beats a nice summer evening with some mosquito burgers and dirt cookies for dessert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
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>>2369946
the op said animals
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>>2370001
>Making your own reaction images in a dollmaker.
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>>2369996
my mistake
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>>2369926
Looks like it's ready to give a blowjob to a whale.

Defo going to hell because of that
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>>2369926

Botflies
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>>2370491
This, exist to be pure evil.
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>>2369970
stop this fucking meme. they are not useless as food for other species. wetlands are some of the most threatened habitats and those fish/amphibians don't need anymore trouble than they already have. also tons of small organisms such as dugesia rely on mosquitos as a primary food source. But dugesia are too small to pet so you probably don't care.
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>>2369970
Other animals eat those things to survive though.

Just eat something like garlic, biters hate it.
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>>2370500
If it is le bad for man, it shud be exterminated

aren't i progressivist yet? it's DA FUTURR GUIZE kill everything and le bring back mammoths to replace them looooool i love science
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>>2369970
actually if Mosquitoes help spreading diseases, that means they unequivocally also help people creating defences against said diseases.

Better have them than not have them
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>>2370521

Also people need population control, too. Every person that dies from malaria makes room for one more.

We aren't exempt from the laws of nature.
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>>2370495
Medfag here, squeezing them out is so much fun.
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>>2369986
Why do the mosquitoes stick to the pots?
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>>2370545
fuck
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>>2369986
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>>2369926
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>>2369926

I thought basking sharks were harmless.
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>>2370597
they are but oh no they look weird! exterminate them!
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>>2370463
kek
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>>2370495
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>>2370565
they put oil in the pots
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>>2370583
Rhinoceros beetle pupa? If you could get over the human instinct for aversion towards bugs, that would make an interesting sex toy for the ladies.
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>>2370591
Now why would a jumping spider (I think) climb in there? Guess warm and safe.

Anyhow, this is how you clear them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQSmPQwowU
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test
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>>2369986
Those were clearly not mosquitoes.

Looked like some variety of lake fly.
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>>2370867
I don't think anyone else would jump to that conclusion.
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>>2370585
What the fuck is that?
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>>2371066
a harmless whip scorpion being tortured by a human
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>>2370495
what in the fuck, how the fuck do you get this infected?
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>>2370495
B-But those Botbros are just eating his dead flesh so his entire body doesn't mortify!
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>>2371147
By living in a third world shithole
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>>2371147
severe mental illness AND poverty
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>>2371147
Dude probably didn't have access to a doctor or just simply didn't see any point in going. A lot of these third worlders have a "meh that's normal" mentality.
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Roaches

I caught one last night and it's under a coffee mug as I'm out of roach spray. Hopefully it dies by the time I get home.
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>>2369996
Don't think you are somethign else because a manipulative fairytale told you so
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>>2370495
>I serve none but Korrok
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>>2369946
only if they're christians
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>>2369926

>go out sharking
>bout 45 miles off longisland
>flat as glass day, no wind
>see dorsal fin at 2 o'clock
>BONER_INTENSIFIES.WEBM
>kill engines 200 yards away and drift towards it quietly
>please be mako please be mako
>see brown
>da fuq?
>"little" baby basking shark, bout 8 feet
>just lazily swimming along with its mouth open like the big doofus it is
>watch it for a while
>move on towards my destination

Basking sharks are cool OP you are just a babby
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>>2369926
The fuck is wrong with you? Basking sharks are cute and lazy.
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>>2370583

I literally screamed when I saw that video.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
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>>2369946
>>2371262
I nominate these two for termination.
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>>2369926

>that 'happy-go-lucky' face
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>>2371950
Why? I think it looks cool as fuck. Time-lapses of the process are even cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JaovAeh2-M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wzFuZM_9d0

God bless Japs and their obsession with these guys.
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>>2372112
it's like it's breaking out of a chocolate coating.
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>>2369946
>No white men
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>>2372112

Oh, don't get me wrong. It IS cool as fuck. Those molting videos you shared are pretty great.

I've just always been easily creeped out by things like larva. It's why I started keeping inverts as pets - spiders, scorpions, mantises. They used to scare the hell out of me. I want to conquer my fear, and develop a better understanding of them. For the most part, it has worked. Yeah, I still feel an initial revulsion when I walk up to a tarantula, but it is immediately replaced by wonder and fascination as I watch its behaviors.
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>>2370583
Looks just like a puppet from Naked Lunch
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>>2372112
Reminds me of Blue Gender.
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>>2370585
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>>2372905
those are cute though
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>>2372949
...what is that?
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>>2372961
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>>2369926
Basking Sharks are amazing.
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>>2372945
Slark?
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>>2370583
is that the new Bad Dragon dildo?
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>>2369926
These fuckers
I know they play a very important role at environment, but damn. They are scary
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>>2372961
I don't remember where the video was, but It's something like a colony of microorganisms that cling together and form that tube and drift through the ocean.
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>>2369989
This documentary is what made me stop worshiping god, years ago.
Now the YouTube comment section is filled with edgy comments from people with no compassion at all, sad times we'e living in.
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>roaches
>dying that easily
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>>2373112

I fucking hate image.jpgs, too!
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>>2372945
the fish you posted is cuter, looks like he's smiling smugly hehe
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>>2369926
These disgusting motherfuckers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6Xnk
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>>2372961
think it's a siphonophore
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>>2370500
I actually dont care as long as we get rid of the species that is the responsable of one of the largest count of human deaths in existence, no.
Species that use mosquitoes for food will adapt, species that only use them as food are... do they even exist?
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>>2370521
>>2370542
Yes I'm sure you two would love to get some malaria so some other kid will get your dirt cookies instead. Jesus christ are you two actually retarded? Are you people against vaccines as well?
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>>2373360
mosquito larvae, dumb ass.
They feed everything in fresh waters.
That means half the population of forests, as well, though birds and fish. Guess breathing is for faggots and unneeded.
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>>2373161
Why does everyone think this is so gross? It's a genius way to protect the eggs and doesn't hurt the toad or anything as they just shed their skin. It's unusual but fascinating
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>>2369926
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>>2369926
Rats.
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>>2370495
Burn him, he's too far gone.
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most parasites are fucking useless in the scheme of environments, tricking things into ingesting then hosting them and not actually supporting anything else in their environment
not only do you want them extinct, nothing but them would suffer if you made them extinct
>>2369926
>it's another 'anon is terrified of the cool and harmless animal' episode
>>2369970
>generally useless as fodder for other species
>omnipresent tiny fly with hundreds of big fat larvae which account for a large part of the food of any aquatic insectivore worldwide
dumb child
>>2373112
but qt momma loves her babies
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>>2369986
I am
SO
doing this
this fall
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>>2370583
>wiggle wiggle wiggle
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>>2370997
>>2373016
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>>2373147

help feeding them is not going to help them. pure black people have no instinctive concept of "tomorrow" due to their enviorment not necetating it.
if you keep feeding them they will keep growing in population only inflating the problem. the best thing we can do is to leave them alone and stop fucking around with africa and let nature take its course, making sure only those that know how to survive best survive and be able to take care of themselves.
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>>2369926
Nigga that eats krill it's chill as fuck
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>>2373850
fake but cool.

>tfw no goa'uld fertility goddess gf
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>>2369926
These fucking pieces of fucking shit.
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>>2373596
Okay, but I still feel bad for them, imagine how many of those kids are born just to live a life full of suffering, without ever experiencing most of the things that make life worth living and that we take for granted.
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>>2373458
I'm grossed out by imagining being the host of those little fuckers, imagine dozens of little creatures moving inside your skin.
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>>2373975
Literally all animals' gestation is gross though.
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>>2369986
> All those edgy comments

So is there actually any proof this is unhealthy or that those are even mosquitoes because I vaguely remember watching a documentary that feature this when I was younger and I only remember them bringing the burgers up as a major source of protein.
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>>2373998
http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/these-burgers-are-made-of-flies-and-they-are-amazingly-nutritious.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjqAajbrPE
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>>2374006
That's the one. Honestly I don't see the problem with it. When life give you a giant lake that breeds a hell swarm of flies, you make lemonade. That's nature. I think people are just jumping to make 'lol Africa' jokes because they see someone doing something they don;t understand or bother to learn about.
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>>2374014
It's just faggots trying to find an excuse to feel good about themselves.
There is nothing wrong with eating most herbivore insects, their crunchiness is pretty great too.
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>>2373927
>Procreate almost exclusively by rape
Because of course they do.
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>>2373361

>i love nature
>but not when it applies to humans
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>>2372200
Didn't ask for an essay fag
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>>2370463
yikes
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>>2373975
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>>2373596
>Pshh. Nothin' personnel, Africa.
I do agree everyone else should stop trying to intervene in there, one way or the other.
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>>2370585
>just imagined it doing the Skeletor "NYEEH" every time it lunges
Holy shit I want one
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>>2373211
ooo, Ive seen those while diving in Thailand, withouth those tendrils tho just the body part. They came apart really easily and felt like weird jelly cubes. Thought they were plants to be fair
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>>2372112
Comfy as fuck
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>>2369926
>not appreciating the innate role every single organism has in nature and wanting to destroy any particular one because: 'uhh they're annoying' 'they're weird and dangerous durr hurr'
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>>2372191
They're in the back.
>Where they belong
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>>2373927
these these these

these are obligate parasites of humans exclusively, infesting only human homes and not playing any role in any ecosystem outside the house. Absolutely nothing would be lost by deleting bedbugs.

In fact, they were basically deleted in the US up until about a decade ago when they had a resurgence. Fucking immigrants.
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>Frilled Shark
Living demon aka the reason why i was afraid of the ocean as a kid
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>>2370886
Jumping spiders are bros, right? I bet it just went in there to chill and protect the human from other stupid bugs. I wish I had a spiderbro in my ear.
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>>2375578
So those are attacking and killing humans?
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>>2375627
No, there has never been a case of frilled sharks attacking humans.
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>>2375646
So I thought, not eligible to go straight to hell then.
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>>2370495
what are those?
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>>2374146
hes saying that we should be trying to extend the possibility of life for all things. Instead of fighting each other in a survival of the fittest mentality in everything humans do, we should be focusing on pooling our resources and manpower together to achieve possibilities for extending the life of all things. If the planet viewed us as a planet instead of a bunch of countries that despise the others, we would be colonizing and terraforming other planets right now but instead were more concerned with commerce, a man made concept that only intensifies our tribalistic culture. So why dont you fuck off and maybe think about fixing the problems of nature and man rather than increasing them.
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>>2373461

DELET TIS IMMIDIATELLY
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>>2369926
Does anybody else automatically hear an operatic "LAAAAAAAAAAA" in their head every time they see a picture of a basking shark with their mouth hanging open?
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>>2372961
The mighty pyrosome. It's a billion little critters hooked up bass to mouth to make a sort of sausage megazord.

You might be tempted to swim inside of one through its gaping front entrance. Don't do that, you will die.
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