Me and my dad just went to the Mexican market, there was this booth where I got my first rabbit 2 years ago, we had the bright idea to buy 2 more.
Skip forward 2 hours, I have no idea what to name them.
We got a brown one and a grey one, they are both babies, and they weigh basically nothing.
The brown one is crazy shy, but likes to be pet
The grey one is a bit more sociable, but hides a lot.
Any suggestions on what to name them?
Only 1 rule, has to be appropriate, I live with my younger siblings and you get the idea.
>>2369815
Roadkill and Hasenpfeffer
Old man and nigger
Goddammit I came for names not insults
Snuggles and Prolapse.
>>2369815
>buying two rabbits
Enjoy your thirty rabbits.
I don't know if they grills or guys
If one of them has babies I can give them away I guess
or maybe sell at Mexican market
>>2369815
Popper and Tendy The Good Boy
I took a pic with my camera and I'm gunna upload it here
Itle be up in around 10ish minutes
Treyvon, Michael, and Freddie.
Bonus points if your name is Andrew
Got it
Cum and Fart
/:
Gruul and Orzhov
These names suck lol
Put it in a sock and bang it on a wall after it has stopped moving stick your dick in it and use it's dead body as a condom to rape your neighbors dog next door.
>>2369815
grey: dusty
brown: clay
Hop and Pop
>>2369815
>Mexican market
Carnitas y Cucuy
Im not a mexican
wasdat mean
>>2369815
One granny has 2 rabbits:CHI
and
CANO
once she lost them
she goes to the sreet and yell:
me encanta chupar las bolas de los hombres y morderlas un poco
Homes and Essay
>>2369815
Bun and Bunner
>>2369815
I don't know, OP. Naming pets is a very personal thing and should reflect your preferences.
But I did wanna post to congratulate you and I hope you enjoy your new animal friends, may you all have good health many days of love ahead.
Calvin & Hobbes?
Hopkins the fourth and cream puff are names. Not great names though. Although in the end it's sortof your thing to name them.
>>2369815
>Mexican market
Hose A
Hose B
>>2370111
homes and esse
Peter
Anko and Wild Geese.
>>2369815
Vilegore
>>2369836
Doomed and My Owner Don't Give a Fuck
>>2369860
Cuties. So where are you going to keep them after you take them out of the carrier?
I'm going to keep them in intill they get a bit bigger and stronger.
I'll put em in my backyard next, I have another rabbit whos bigger and can take care of them till they're around his size.
>>2369815
I can't believe no one has suggested it yet, if they're both girls call 'em Lola and Judy.
Juanita and Bonita
judy hopps and nick wild
ok now that i got that out of the way name them bump n dump
>>2369815
Lunch
Ornstein and Smough
"Side-A" and "Side-B"
Bonny and clyde
>>2373540
Nice.
Digger and Nick
>>2370206
good post!
This fucking thread is making me laugh
But seriously it reeks of an owner who doesn't know shit about proper rabbit care. You know they're probably not neutered and they're probably gonna breed right? No there is no such thing if an older male rabbit taking care of two kids, let alone kids that aren't his. Rabbits have next to no parental care anyway, even from the mother
Stick your dick in each of them and name them after the sound they make.