My cat threw up on my bed. What's a proper form of punishment?

>owning a cat

burn it and get a better pet

>>2365841
rub it on your dick

Throw it against the wall as hard as you can so it will learn its lesson or die trying.

>>2365841
Put him outside.

>>2365863
what the fuck is wrong with you

you fucking monster

Throw up on cat

Nothing, it's probably dying anyway as we speak.

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>mfw my cat cries out before he pukes
>Lets me pick him up when he is going to puke
>Gives me plenty of time to move him to rug to the hard floor
>I can even make it to the garbage sometimes

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>a cat is fine too

>>2365841
Eat it all while the cat watches. Kitty will know you don't share the barf, so it will keep the barf for itself next time.

>>2366134
What's wrong with your dipshit cat that it throws up often enough that it's developed a way to inform you beforehand?

>>2366134
That sure is nice of him. You must be a nice guy

>>2366697
Did my post say he throws up often? No you inbred nigger. Fucker would be put down if he was constantly sick.

Just let your dog eat the puke. Easier than cleaning it yourself.

>>2366804
this

>>2366796
shit down your cat's throat and have it inform you when it wants to throw it back up

>>2367063
sheltered fag

Gentle slapping.

>>2365851
This

Eat the spiciest taco bell you can get and chug down a gallon of milk. Then spew the contents to the cat. That'll show it.

Rape yourself

One cat of mine shat on my bed once
On my birthday nonetheless

>>2365841

the only true way of punishing a cat is to vacuum the house

>>2367063
fucking kek

korean BBQ

how do you punish something that has you so thoroughly cuckolded? clean it up like a good little bitch and then ask "thank you meow may i have another?"