Who's open to a Kiwi thread?

>>2364736

Imagine if they were the size of a dog

>>2364736
why arent they farmed like chickens yet?

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>>2366190
Imagine the omelette you could make with a kiwi egg.

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>>2366190
That wouldn't be very practical.

>>2366213

R u kidding me

How the fuck does that little shit pass something that big??

>>2364736
That's a cool fern.
I like that fern.

>>2366213
"If you pass that egg would you die?"
"It would be extremely painful."

>>2366202
I made an emu egg omelette last Sunday. It was rather extreme.

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Erryone lurves kiwi

>>2367298
>Jurassic Park theme song in the background.

>>2366213
This raises so many questions I'm too afraid to have answered

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>>2366189
Kiwis aren't as small as you think they are.

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Kiwi

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>>2367525

>>2367527
>>2367525
>>2367525
>>2367527
>duuuh...kiwi? hey waits thats both a fruit and a bird. woah, i bet no one in history has ever made this association before!
White people humor.

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I wish I was a kiwi.

Then everyone who saw me would love me and want to be kind to me too.

I bet its pretty cool being a kiwi. I wish I was a kiwi too. Everyone would want to cuddle me and all I would ever know is love from everyone.

Yep, the kiwi life must be pretty cool.

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>>2367537

Its still funny tho

hav kiwi

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A sad tale.

Researchers have found that the humble kiwi lost its ability to see in color.

Our plump friend waddles the exotic rainforests of New Zealand, unaware of the beautiful flowers and sunsets surrounding it. Our kiwi friends live in a dreary world of gray.

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>>2367561

Arent there easier ways to gage a creatures visual spectrum?

Either way, Im sure kiwi enjoys his world. I cant see ultraviolet, but thats okay.

Not having some senses lets you appreciate other more. Imagine how much he must like the feel of warm sun and cool fresh breezes, or the call of an approaching companion.

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Yay, i can finally use this picture

haha I'd love to see the good time my dog would have tearing one of those nasty things to pieces.

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>>2367606

<3

>>2367609
don't be mean

>>2367911

Yeah, lets feed the trolls from 12 hours ago and hope they dont come back

brav-fucking-o

>>2367472
Kiwis hatch as adults. They spend their "childhood" inside the egg.