What is this, pls identify

It's a bug

>>2363643
pillbog

It's an isopod, the only kind of land crustacean. The only thing they'll do is die in your room.

Pillbug. Harmless.

If you really wanted to freak OP out you should have called it by the name most common for it in some regions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse

the word 'louse' makes people freak and 'lice' even more so

KELLERASSEL

IT ASSELS KELLERS

pygmy land trilobite
they'll fucking fossilize your house and everyone in it
some kind of transmutation saliva
it's th secret weapon of sand castle champions

Beware the Wolbachia, OP...

>>2363652
>the only kind of land crustacean.
Except for the ones that live in your throat, and occasionally turn up swimming around inside your eyeball.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentastomida

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>>2364053
>up to 14cm long

>>2363643
It's a cute little roly poly!

W O O D L O U S E

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>There are kids growing up not knowing what pillbugs are

>>2364053
>tfw no qt asymptomatic pet parasites that you never need to take care of inside of you living together
>forever

>>2363643
in Colombia this is a cochinilla

>>2363643
looks like a brown recluse.

>>2364091
Kids don't know what soil is.

>>2363643
It's cute!!

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>>2364367
>>2364091
I know I shouldn't say this, but KIDS THESE DAYS