Tell your plant self-defense stories.
>Be night time
>Pick a young papaya leaf
>Tore it and scatter it around the area
>chlorophyl smell getting stronger
>moments later...
>Flying cockroach hits the wall so loud
>2nd cockroach hits another wall near me
>cockroached seems to fly in my area and starts to hit me.
>I retreat inside.
>>2360198
>paid to weed whack an acre property
>after week whacking for hours and killing countless plants I actually like
>nothing happens
Another
>hiking through central America
>deside to climb a random mountain covered in rainforest
>machete time!
>and nothing happens.
>pulling weeds and dandelions in my garden
>try to pull dandelion up and get the whole root
>root breaks, get the whole plant, but only half the root
>mfw I know we'll meet again, and next time I will prevail
>>2360213
Kek
>>2360213
One time when I was removing unwanted plants in my soil, I touched this root and It paralyse my hand but not the arm (yet) so threw it quickly. I can move my hands again.
>>2360210
Is the acre the same as before your wacking now?