WHAT BUG IS THIS? East coast USA 70 degrees F outside

How big is it?

Sort of looks like a juvenile brown marmorated stink bug

Stink bug.
Don't touch it unless you want your fingers to smell worse than shit.

a stink bug nigga do you live under a rock

>>2359257

That's a shield bug. Apparently they also stink.

>>2359257
thats a stink bug you fucking clown. how do you not know this?

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Not op but I have a request. Wtf is this thing. Found it crawling on my car. South East USA. It's about the size of a quarter.

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>>2360432
Better pic

>>2360432
Assassin bug of some kind.

>>2360458
Ty ty

>>2360458
Now to find who put the hit out on me.

>>2360432
>>2360438
It's an assassin bug nymph specifically which makes it a little hard to ID properly. Probably a wheel bug just because they're so common.

Also wash that fucking unholy abomination of a car.

>>2360492
Thanks for the info, and it's on the to do list trust me.

oh god I squished one in the spine of a book and it shot this red goop in eye so bad so bad so bad so bad