my beak is so wet rn
Tis indeed a huge cock
>>2357438
Ok, what am I looking at?
>>2357438
Why do I want to eat that?
>>2357487
Cause you're coming out
What a fucking show off. It's all fluff. Underneath it's a fucking LANKLET.
Pff, dinosaurs.
>>2357438
>an ancient evil awakens
>NORMANS GET OUT OF BED ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I bet it was city folk that made this viral
>>2357626
>implying country folk ever has time and nerve to put effort into making something go viral
It's head so small though.
Small head.
Tiny.
>>2359247
Fits easy up your ass
the movements are uncanny
You're in the club when this guy slaps your gfs ass. What do you do?
>>2357438
HIT THE WEAK SPOT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE
>>2360791
Get a new girlfriend and hope for the situation to not repeat.
>>2360791
Ignore this shitty meme
>>2357438
>tfw i genuinely thought it was a fucking cockatrice for a moment and that more legs would follow
was this really necessary to post again
>>2361146
look at the date and time, dipshit