SMASHED

Get that fucking turd out of here

>>2357172
i fucking hate this meme

don't free advertisement those
stop giving them the attention
you tool

>>2357529
not everything is a meme

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Just slam my shit up

GOT DAT MOB STYLE BONE GIRTH CHOPPED AND TUCKED BAG DRAG

>>2357172
that thing is fucking horrible

>>2357529
Cool but the cat memes aren't over done? Fuck off

Ethan SLAMBERRY Puppy Mills

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>>2357172
>>2357892
Dude, these are fucking sick! Where do you get them? Do they come pre-docked or do yo have to pay extra to dock them?

>>2358077
http://www.toadline.com/
Only the most SMASHED and SLAMMED Toadlines on the market.

>>2357172
>he thinks that mutt has real toadline genes
We can't all be the best bruh

I feel really bad for the dogs and people who do this shit are scum and all that but I will never stop finding the lingo fucking hilarious.

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>>2358085
Cook mine up with MONSTER INBREEDING

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No need to play with his stance
WIDE
SLAMMED
NO STEROIDS
NO BS
son of littermates CHIARA X RANA
200% INBFRED QUALITY

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>>2357172
I have finally found you, my son.

SMASHED MOBBOSS SLAMMED GIRTH

>>2359110
Looks like a smart dog hes even sporting a chain.

>stance
>slam
Wait, do pitbull owners stance their cars too?

Can someone give me a rundowm on this meme

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This has probably been posted before but $10k for FROZEN INBRED DOG SPERM WTF

Is there anything wrong with inbreeding dogs or is it just taboo?

>>2360369
I don't think these dogs can even mate normally.

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>>2360152
Probably. Dachshunds are popular with stancefags too.

>>2358165
This.

>>2360389
It runs the same risks of major genetic defects in dogs as with just about every other animal

I saw some lady with two of these monstrosities at a local pet store.
They let out the most pathetic little chihuahua barks, its fucking hilarious.

>>2360262
>niggers breed dogs
>niggers make a genetic monster that's almost as retarded as they are
>they read somewhere that dogs were 'line-bred' so they take inbreeding to the extreme
>use ghetto buzzwords like SMASHED, SLAMMED, GIRTH etc
>try to make it look as gargoyle-y and spoopy as possible so ghetto thugs will like them
>the frozen cum of a dog who was never physically able to run now costs more than most used cars
There's your quick rundown

>>2360691
It's some white wigger from southern California.

They're worse in motion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlvcHhUL1NQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_32bYzrOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npqa-cC2KY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACtTnTLSloU

>>2360838
Disgusting

>>2357172
Phwoarrrrr look at that torso so SMASHED so SLAMMED damn dog u fine

>>2360389
it became taboo because it causes problems

>>2360691
actually, whtiebois breed them. try again racist

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Wassup

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TOADLINE CRIME BOSS X TOADLINE PRIMADONNA , SUPER MICRO POCKET AMERICAN BULLY THROW BACK FOR THE LOW.

ONE EXOTIC BULLY SMASHED AND SLAMMED WIDE BONE GIRTH THICK CRIMELORD ENFORCER

*puts on heavy boots and raincoat*
*goes round the back to the kennels*
*takes dog out of cage*
*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
Heh, one down and oh so many to go...

Why are Chad and Stacies so obsessed with this race?

>>2361727
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc-t25y7Eyc
>white
Look I know y'all like to add spics into the white population but this is pushing it

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bully bump

>>2364239
That's a low quality smash, is it that hollywood bullies guy?

>>2360838

>3 toad sloth

>>2362746
>pyramid skeem

>>2361858
Took me a moment to understand.
Underrated post.

>>2362746
>its kinda like a pyramid skeem
Which are illegal. Fortunately for this idiot pyramid schemes with products are "multilevel marketing", which are legal. If he was smart he could structure a deformed dog empire where he would get a percentage of every sale from his "employees".

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>>2357172
We need to spread this meme across all of 4chan.
Only then will the masses become aware of the suffering of these poor creatures.

>ywn sell this garbage breed to dumbfucks with enough money
Why live bois ;_;

>>2366245
You pretty much have to sell drugs to afford the start up costs and get yourself a name in the industry.

>>2366256
>a group of tards playing god with these hideous mutants is an industry
Lack of a better term I'm sure, I just refuse to seriously accept anything these fucks do

>>2366243
more like free ad >>2358077
remember how many people are just reading this shit site without any posting. Don't.

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My god what horror.

i used to not be racist then niggers made these

>>2357815
but that's where you are completely wrong

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>>2357172
My god looked at the fucking website just so I could go over the edge this is fucking horrible!

http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html

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>>2364242
>>2364239

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>>2368812
>These names

>>2369018
This is all so fucking horrible I can't help but laugh

>>2364239
MOB BOSS

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>>2369018
>Swoldier

>>2360369
Lol... some "thug " gansta breeder is jerking his dog off.

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ITT

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>>2369018
>Repoman is considered scary to the idiots that run that place

I see nothing wrong with this.

>>2369018
>SNARF

>>2369018
>Choose your fighter
I'd go with Snarf

>>2357172
This is fucking animal cruelty. Fuck this "breeder"

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>>2370146
Go away PETA.

>>2369018
my fucking sides

>>2370110

Quato

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>>2370178

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>>2369018
R U M P L E
U
M
P
L
E

holy fuck these dogs are monsters, somebody needs to put this nigger in jail. but my god is this funny

>>2370178
This looks like my father in law.

Why are they so human looking?

>>2357253
This made me laugh way too hard

>>2371862

Let's get ready to RUMPLE

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>>2369018
>Toad 2
>YFW spend your entire life being compared to your older slightly less retarded brother who's also your father.

>>2371947
I feel the same. Like, fuck the people breeding these dogs. I hope they die soon and horribly It's so fucking sad that these dogs have to live. I can't stop crying from laughing so hard when I see them and their names.

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>>2360369
>the mom's name is Pepsi

>>2369018
This is incredible sad. But if I ever have the opportunity to name 15 animals they will definitely be named after these mutants.

What's the appeal of these creatures to buyers?

Are the dogs supposed to be companions, protectors, or accessories?

Are people really so ignorant that they think these monstrosities are 1.) aesthetically pleasing, 2.) healthy, 3.) strong, 4.) good guard dogs?

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do you have to send the guy a pic of your lifted cummins ram in order to purchase?

the puppies are trained to only listen to a bearded male wearing a tapout hat. instant alpha dominance

>>2369018
What the fuck is this, the cast of an early 90s cartoon?

>>2369018
Crimeboss is the patrician choice.

>>2369183

Brb buying my toadline and breeding it into one of these masterpieces.

>tfw friends pupper is a lab/pit mix

I'm very thankful it seems more lab than pit.
He's got a very handsome face

Honestly believable to say he's pure lab

What the fuck. Should be illegal

>>2372088
That's a pretty cool name desu.

>>2369018
REPOMAN
E
P
O
M
A
N

I don't understand, these dogs can't be stronger than healthy ones

>>2373821

Stronger no, but definitely tuffer.

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Just slam my shit up senpai

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THE MOST SMASHED AND SLAMMED DOG RIGHT HERE NIGGA!

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ANY NIGGA HERE GOT OFFERS ON THIS SLAMMED DOG? 10k MINIMUM

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>>2374981
That fucking thing looks like a gondola

>Here's the best edit i could make at 4:15 am

Pitbulls are some of the most beautiful dogs, why the fuck would you do this

>>2375253
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D

>>2361727

calm down, tyrone

>>2360389

>what is genetics

>>2374981
That nigga doin press-ups?

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>>2369018
>swoldier
>snarf

oh my fucking sides

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>>2369018
>> RepoMan

At least this nigger saw a cool movie in his life. May God have mercy on his soul.

>>2366243
This thread is my first time hearing about this madness and I'm honestly shocked. Who wanted dogs that look like toads? The marketing campaign just raises further questions, how do the people this "SMASHED AND SLAMMED" shit appeals to have $10,000 for a dog? Are these things supposed to be tough guy dogs?

>>2369018
>Swoldier
/fit/ has a lot to answer for

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>>2376647
this thread is my first time hearing about this too and it drove me to tears laughing. holy shit lmfaooo

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>>2368521
>>2368521
These were made by white "people".

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Every day until you want one for nuzzles and cuddles.

>>2357172
I've seen an English bulldog that looks almost exactly like this thing. Why do idiots breed these poor malformed things?

>>2360152
Those are supposed to be pitbulls? Jesus christ

>>2360838
Comments are disabled. I wonder why.

>>2376740
>Spics
>White
Sure smells American in here. These guys were originally made by Jose, I think wiggers just picked up on the hype if anything. See >>2361884

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Every day until you want one.

Well at least these things can't maul you to death for stepping on its paw like normal pitts

>>2378042
Do the people who buy them know that though? They seem to think they're a tough guy's dog.

I hope one day someone on /an/ rescues one of these dogs after these dumb as shit owners realize they can't take care of such a shitty dog and it actually looks retarded. I wanna hear what they're like first hand. It'd be a nice "misadventures" kind of thread

>>2378098
>>2378098
>go to shelter to pick out new dog
>choose a super sweet, but disfigured pupper
>he is so nice
>I name him Richard
>get in car and drive home with Richard
>he looks out the window, happy and grunting
>get home, take Richard inside
>'Wife, meet Richard’
>Richard looks at me
>'fuck you, lil faggot bitch. my name Tankenstein and this my house now’
>he waddles over and slaps wife's ass
>I leave my house forever
>tfw I will never be SLAMMED
>tfw I will never be SMASHED

>>2369018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFsC39DHsuk

>>2378098
Personality-wise they're probably not that bad. But imagine the fucking vet bills.

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Oh no! Staypuft has been stolen! Can we do it /an/? Can we rescue Staypuft and get the reward?

>>2378564
I hope he was stolen into a good home and got his own wheeled cart to make walking easier for him

>>2378564
If you steal a dog from a horrible person do the bad actions cancel each other out? Is the thief a hero?

>>2378564


>stolen

Well, it's not like they can run away

>>2378564
stolen, or
"""""""STOLEN"""""""

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Is this slammed enough?

My local craigslist has some for sale but I'm not sure if they're SLAMMED enough
https://frederick.craigslist.org/pet/6125495453.html

>stolen
it died

These things look more pathetically cute than "tuff" to me, like in the same way a disabled child is cute. I can't imagine how anyone thinks these guys look manly

H E L L A F L U S H

>>2379741
>Dad

>>2379423
No, I can't accept that staypuft is gone forever

>>2366243
Dog looks like the actor that played beans in even stevens

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They don't deserve to be called dogs to be honest.

>>2380115
It's pretty much what a dog boils down to. Severely inbred and worse than their ancestors.

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>>2380121
Yeah, sure

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SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>2380123
Wolves are smarter and stronger than any dog.
Dogs are pretty much wolves with daddy issues and a mental handicap

>>2380132
Stronger yes, but for smareter, you'll have to show me proof.

>>2380132
Are you aware that there are dogs that were specifically bred to fight off wolves?

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i love this shit. hopefully all bully breeds will wind up as hopelessly and helplessly deformed as english bulldogs, rendering them a lot safer for the general populace.

>>2380132

Wolves are smarter in the wild, but dogs have human intelligence.

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>>2364239

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>>2357172
I want to see this thing's skeleton really bad

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>>2381171

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>>2380123
>>2380115
I like a good healthy mixed dog, though ive been looking into obscure breeds that dont have health problems from over breeding or inbreeding.

>>2372633
>not your purple 94 dodge neon on 22s

>>2357172
COME ON AND SLAM

>>2380246
how do we save and/or restore emaciated dog breeds like bulldogs?

Also, someone screencap this thread. This is gold.

>>2382828
How the fuck are they emaciated? They'd probably be better off if they were. Most bulldogs are so thicc they can't even move.

>>2382926
Maybe he meant decimated. Still the wrong word choice, but they definitely aren't emaciated.

>tfw you will never sale this shit breed to dumb fucks for crazy dough
>feels bad man

>spread pit's front legs to kill it if attacked
>new pit breed already has spread legs
what do?

holy shit I go away from /an/ for 2 short years and come back and the sick dog breeder memes have escalated to this. :(

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>>2370110
>>2371464
>not RepoMan

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>>2383246
Oh, that's not all cupcake

>>2383024
If only I wasn't a moral fag about animals.

>>2383267

I'm scared. Are we still even mad about pugs anymore or have we moved on to worse shit?

>>2383227
spread your own legs and give in to Rumple

>>2382952
Think he meant emasculated

>>2379422
>this posting has been flagged for removal
Which one of you fags did this?

>>2379387
I can see the pain in this thing's eyes

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON

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>>2382828
Adopt olde english bullies

>>2360148

LOL!

>>2383890
my sides

I'm laughing my ass off at work and have to pretend im coughing, fuck you guys

>>2385335
I JUST SPIT MY TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD

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>>2385326
>>2385335
SBASSHED :DDDDD
SGLAMMUD XDD

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>>2385399
Ids imbroved now :DDDDDDXDXXXDDDDXXDDD

>>2359110
>2x crime boss mini micro alien

fuck me

I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard.

>>2385407
you're at a bar when this guy silently observes your gf's ass

what do you do?

>>2385407
looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a mustache

>>2371949

It's a doggy dog world.

>>2369018
One protects you while the rest fight you. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

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Is this /fa/?

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ONE FOR THE MICRO TOAD LOVERS. 2X TOAD 3X KRYPTONITE. TOADLINE RUMPLE, A T2 SON AND TOAD AND KRYPTONITE GRANDSON, HAS BEEN BRED TO TOADLINE FIZGIG, A SNARF DAUGHTER AND TOAD AND GOLDMINE GRANDAUGHTER. RUMPLE'S UNDER 12" TALL AND 45LBS OF PURE TOAD. AND FIZGIG, AT UNDER 13" TALL AND 60LBS IS A MICRO VERSION OF HER DADDY SNARF. I EXPECT BONED UP MINI MICRO DESIGNER TOADLINE BULLIES. PUPS EXPECTED MID MARCH 2015. CALL TO RESERVE YOUR PICK.
ANTHONY

>>2385609
I can't tell if you're copypasting this from somewhere or just making it up.

>>2385619
http://www.toadline.com/breedings.html
http://www.gottiline.net/page04.html

THAT RIGHT T2 WAS BRED TO ABBIE . DIRECT NITRO X BIIGIE SHORTY . HER SISTER MADE GOTTILINE DAX . I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES WITH TOADLINE T2 . IF YOU LIKE THAT RIPPED MUSCLE CLEAN POCKET LOOK BUT STILL EXOTIC . THEN THIS IS THE BREEDING. . EMAIL FOR MORE INFO

>>2385629
I don't know anything about breeding, but aren't females supposed to be worth more than males for certain species? I know that's the case for serval hybrids with mostly serval genes in them at least.

S L A M M E D MICRO ALIEN MOB

This thread is fucking hilarious. These nigger speak memes should travel to other boards as well, and the faces of these dogs are all worthy reaction images to use hue hue hue.

>>2385629
TOADLINE T2 X TOADLINE BETTY BOOB.
INSANE!! THATS T2 BRED BACK TO A TOADAGI DAUGHTER. TALK ABOUT BULLY BONED UP CRAZY LOOKING PUP .YOU WANT THAT SUPER EXOTIC DONT MISS OUT CALL [phone]
ALL CREDIT CARDS EXCEPTED

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>100% INBRED

>>2385815
100% SLAMMED
100% SMASHED

>>2385817
MOB BOSS TOADLINE ALIEN MODE SHORTY

>>2385819
CRIME SMASH TODALINA SLAMMED MINI MICRO POCKET BONE TOADAGI SNARF

>>2371862
Rumple and Toadagi are limited edition ones

>>2385817
200% SLASHED
200% SMAMMED

>>2385869
too far man TOO FAR THEY FINNA GET TOO SMASHED

>>2376786
They inbreed the aggression away and replace it with retardation.

>>2361811
>>2361812
is nobody going to point out that someone ITT has a fucking SLAMMED SMASHER

>>2385876
We were all too stoned to notice.

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>>2381157

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Is this their endgame?

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>>2385752
>ALL CREDIT CARDS EXCEPTED

I wonder what their poops smelly like hahaha
I'm just really curious haha

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>>2386212

TOADLINE
O
A
D
L
I
N
E

>>2386212
I wonder if toad gets embarrassed when he poops in front of Antonio haha

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>>2375181
SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>2386235
TOADLINE
O N
A I
D L
L D
I A
N O
ENILDAOT

>>2374979
This is photoshopped, right? Is this real life? Am I even awake right now? Am I dead and in hell?

>>2386301
BONE GIRTH 666x SMASHED LUCIFER BRIMSTONE TOADLINE 100% DAMNED SLAMMED

JUST SLAM MY SHIT UP BOYS

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>>2359825
CHRIST

shit how a nigga finna hook up one of these

>>2386849
Is that you, StayPuft?!

>>2383261
>Not Staypuft
It's like you all want to lose

>>2386869
Staypuft is unlockable, we are talking about the base rooster

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WE EVEN HAVE SEMEN STRAWS ( not for sale sorry) one day we will awaken THE STRAWS… We Create what will be dwindling in some bloods here in the HAWAIIAN islands… we love
OUR BLOODLINES THROUGH N J GOTTI
NT DILLENGER
WE HAVE MAKUA BLOODLINE
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GR GRAND TO NJ GOTTI
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son of lilo and MUGLESTONS JUAN GODZILLA
5 GENERATIONS STRONG
we ain’t leaving anytime soon

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>>2380132
I'd love to see any wolf take down an Ovcharka or Tibetan Husky.

>>2366243
The fire rises
>>>/tv/83074300

>>2385870
200% INBRED

hi basmal

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>>2369018

is this legal?

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>>2388254
>Ethical

>>2388254
feel sad about those dogs, they're in pain

>>2386265
cute smash

>>2388844
from their first step til the day they die

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>>2385920
No, this is.

>>2388945
this thing always looks like a shaved indian crotch

>>2388295
>heh... no such thing as ethics kiddo... the world is subjective my dude... heh... your mistake...

>>2388971
*teleports behind u
Heh... Nothing personnal, PROPERTY

I can't breathe, send help

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>>2388955

>>2357529

/an/ has memes? I've been gone to long.

>>2389160
Are you S M A S H E D or S L A M M E D? Id adopt u and help with breathing problems but that weird shit of jacking you off to a liquid nitrogen can isnt my thing.

http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

this is seriously satire. but its real

>>2389160
are you a TOAD?

I feel bad for laughing at these poor dogs. Why would people do something like this?

>>2385604

actually not a bad deal

>>2390897
looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a haircut

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>>2369018

Jesus Christ

>>2371852
SLASHED
SMAMMED

>>2390897
how you want your DNA pham

>>2357172
>thread lasts for 44 days
Longest I've seen in 11 years was 14 days. The records have been SMASHED.

>>2391972
COOK MY THREAD UP WITH MONSTER SHITPOSTING

>>2391972
The longest thread i saw lasted like six months, it was the first platypus shitposting thread

>>2391972
>>2392010
Didn't one of the cheetah threads make it close to a year?

>>2369018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVS_dajc_9Q

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>DOGSCHILDS BOW TO TOADANOFFS
>IN CONTACT WITH ALIENS
>POSSESS SMASHED-LIKE PHYSIQUES
>CONTROL LA WITH A TOADLINE FIST
>OWN CASTLES AND BANKS GLOBALLY
>DIRECT DESCENDANTS OF THE ANCIENT INBRED BLOODLINE
>WILL BANKROLL THE FIRST CITIES ON MARS (TOADANGRAD WILL BE THE FIRST CITY)
>OWN 99% OF THE DNA RESEARCH FACILITIES ON EARTH
>FIRST DESIGNER BABIES WILL IN ALL LIKELIHOOD BE TOADLINE BABIES.
>TOADLINE BULLS SAID TO HAVE 215+ IQ, SUCH INTELLIGENCE ON EARTH HAS ONLY EXISTED DEEP IN TIBETAN MONASTERIES AND AREA 51
>ANCIENT AMERICAN SCRIPTURES TELL OF A RACE OF PITBULLS WHO WILL DESCEND UPON EARTH AND WILL BRING AN ERA OF SMASHED AND SLAMMED PROGRESS WITH THEM
>THEY OWN NANOBOT R&D LABS AROUND THE WORLD
>YOU LIKELY HAVE TOADBOTS INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW
>THE TOADANOFFS ARE IN REGULAR COMMUNICATION WITH THE ARCHANGELS STAYPUFT AND REPOMAN, FORWARDING THE WORD OF GOD TO THE SLAMMED CHURCH
>THEY LEARNED FLUENT FRENCH IN UNDER A WEEK
>NATION STATES ENTRUST THEIR GOLD RESERVES WITH THE TOADLINE. THERE'S NO GOLD IN FT. KNOX, ONLY FT. TOADANOFF
>THE TOADS ARE ABOUT 7 DECADES OLD, FROM THE SMASH-TIME REFERENCE POINT OF THE BASE HUMAN CURRENTLY ACCEPTED BY OUR SOCIETY
>IN REALITY, THEY ARE TIMELESS BEINGS EXISTING IN ALL POINTS OF TIME AND SPACE FROM THE BIG BAND TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. WE DON'T KNOW THEIR ULTIMATE PLANS YET. WE HOPE THEY'RE BENEVOLENT BEINGS.

>>2385600
>anything but SNARF

why is this still up

>>2392064
It's not up it's SLAMMED

>>2392015
I think the longest I remember was like 8 or 9 months

>>2361811
>>2361812
Jessie?

>>2379387
Kill........me...........

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>SIT, CHONGO, SIT!!
>SIR, I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT!

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Wanna...play...an-on?

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>>2371748
My sides

>>2392015
I wasn't on /an/ that long, only 5 or 6 years, I never spotted it.

Heh. Spotted.

>this thread is almost two months old

Plz stay forever

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>this thread

Breeding dogs for life on heavy planets.

>>2392597
planet should be renamed SMASH PRIME

>>2378409
Kek

>>2383890
Rofl. I'm dying right now.

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>>2366243
>>157833114
They are known in Japari Park

SMASHED
SLAMMED
MY NAME IS BIG DAN
IM A BROKEN DOG, I DO WHAT I CAN

I WEAR A CHAIN
MY LEGS ARE IN PAIN
BUT PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
SAY IM A SMART MANE

>>2362746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_nb14b_QM

>>2360369
>DEM BONEZ
>PEPSI

What a pedigree

What the fuck is SMASHED and SLAMMED even supposed to tell me about these dogs?

>>2394226
TOADLINE x CRIMEBOSS T2 AMERICAN BULLY

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>>2386345
>DAMNED SLAMMED

this thread is a gift from god, i was almost gone laughing

i will be spamming as many SMASHED memes to other boards as possible

>>2394226
That their genes have been absolutely SMASHED

>>2385629
>>2385609
Literally crying with laughter

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>>2357172
This is the funniest fucking thread!

>>2392036
hahahahahaha

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>>2357172

This is it, fuck Grandma's Alzheimer pills! Science has gone too far, shut it down.

>>2369018
>Dr. Dwamn

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>>2369018
>Rumple and Toadagi have Stands
holy shit

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>>2359137
>post SMASHED Toadline on daily /pol/ pitbull thread
>get this reply

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Consider the bulldog

>>2357172
idgi, if you want one of these why not get a english bulldog for half the cost and health issues

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>>2357172
SLAMMED

>>2394594
Bacause they aren't 100% SMASHED REPOMAN X KRUSH TOADLINE BULLIES

>>2394508
/pol/ knows fuck all about dogs usually. I have to explain very simple things to them. Oddly enough, /pol/tards have the same issues that liberal feminist have with dogs; they treat them too much like people.

>>2394691
People in general know fuck all about animals. It's just that if you're a complete autist about everything else, chances are you're going to be a complete autist about that too.

>>2357172
200% BONE DENSITY

>>2394544
Based Belson only brings the most SLAMMED animals to Hooli meetings

legendary thread

Are there any other examples of such magnificence in other species?

>>2392036
oh god

How attached are pit-bulls to families? I have 3 small kids and need a dog to protect them when I go out to the store.

>>2396483
>How attached
By the mouth.

>>2396483
Just install a webcam and lock your doors.

If your kids get stolen, you'll see who did it.

If your kids accidentally kill themselves, the pitbull wouldn't have been able to help anyway.

>>2394226
Their genes are SLAMMED
Their bones are SMASHED

>>2396502
HE HAD A NASTY REPUTATION AS AN INBRED DUDE

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>2375253
Pitbulls are terrible

>>2380132
>dogs evolved from wolves

wrong.

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>>2396488
kek

>>2396509
HE HAS NO GIRTH

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>>2397210
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS DOG
HAS A FUNNY FACE

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>>2380132
This is like saying humans evolved from chimps, get your shit together

>>2397214
HE CAN WIDE STANCE
WHEN HE NEEDS TO

>>2371852
But that's dwarfism, not a toadline

>>2383296
both

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Wait these are supposed to be fucking pitbulls? I thought they were bulldogs. Jesus Christ how is this even possible.

>>2394226
SMASHED refers to their bulldog/pug-like smooshed faces, I believe.

>>2392355
underrated

>>2397615
A good smashing and slamming with some pure inbred toadline genetic.

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>>2357172
u a big boi

>>2357172
I actually saw one of these before and had to stifle a laugh because of this fucking stupid meme.

>>2397685
>not asking the owner if you could buy some of his dog's frozen cum in order to SMASH your Repogirl for puppies

>>2397685
>See SMASHED and SLAMMED dogger
>Chuckle to myself as a reflex
>"Choo lookin' at my dog for, ese?"
>Get stabbed
>Last thoughts on my mind are knowing I'm going to die thanks to a retarded /an/ meme

>>2397696
>spic being able to afford an exotic bully

How do I DIY one of these?

>>2398357
Get two dogs from the same litter
Have them fuck
Take two puppies from the same litter
Go back to step 2 and repeat until the results are SMASHED and SLAMMED

>>2398487
Sounds good. Gonna go steal some beagles today and get started.

>>2396483
Please be a joke

>>2398596
Smash em good

>>2398648
Will do. They gonna be bagels when I'm done with 'em

>>2381157
SAVED

>>2398773
FAVED

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>bump limit
NOOOO

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>>2399155
RIP.
It's been a pleasure ruthlessly mocking these poor bastardizations of nature, /an/.

>>2399155
Cholo in that Empire of the Sun now