>tfw my cat is in heat

cook a pizza with your cat.

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You know what you have to do anon.

Can a human dick fit inside a cat pussy?

>>2356783
Take it to the vet.

>>2356874
You'll never know untill you try, Anon.

>>2356882
Someone on /k/ tried that once: he had to go to a hospital to remove it, the cat had to be put down, and he had to move several states away and live in anonymity to the point where his parents thought him dead to try and forget his shame.

>>2356888
>inb4 pics or it didnt happen

>>2356889
Wish I still had the cap, but the computer it was saved on was bricked. If another anon would help out and post it that'd be great. The take away from this is that our beloved husbando board can be really fucking retarded at times.

>>2356888
trips confirm

pretty fucked desusenpaitachi

>>2356783
>https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/%3Etfw%20my%20cat%20is%20in%20heat/
what are you up to OP?

>>2356888
>/k/
They could already rename that to /fur/, most of the people there are furfags

>>2356913
God damn it op spay your fucking cat already

>>2356926
>know exactly one /k/ommando
>he's a furfag
what the fuck

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>>2356926
>mfw iv read two separate stories on /k/ about raping deer

>>2356926
In a better world, furfags would be replaced with monstergirlfags in /k/.

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>>2356890
Delivery for anon.

>>2358171
>screencap includes cringy "banter" between tripfags
For what purpose?

>>2356783
So cool it off? Don't you have A/C?

>>2358048
It gets lonely innawoods and its illegal for me to own a caliber large enough to fit my dick in the gun barrel and everyone knows deers are huge sluts.

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>>2356926
>mfw the great furfag purge will never come because they're all armed

>>2356926
I've never been to /k/, is it really all that full of furfags?

>>2358055
That's actually worse.

>>2358353
That's actually better.

>>2358048
Remember when /k/ lured a female coyote into a car, then molested it?

>>2358354
>>2358353
it's actually the same fucking thing and I'm tired of fetishfags pretending their jerk material is somehow better than the other freaks. How about keep it to /d/, /b/ and /trash/ where you people belong?

>>2358187
Because one of them was the one that screencapped it. Follow the (You)s.

>>2358308
Not that you'll actually listen but
https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/general-pet-care/spayneuter-your-pet
>Your female pet will live a longer, healthier life. Spaying helps prevent uterine infections and breast tumors, which are malignant or cancerous in about 50 percent of dogs and 90 percent of cats. Spaying your pet before her first heat offers the best protection from these diseases.
>Your spayed female pet won't go into heat. While cycles can vary, female felines usually go into heat four to five days every three weeks during breeding season. In an effort to advertise for mates, they'll yowl and urinate more frequently—sometimes all over the house!
>Spaying/neutering your pets is also highly cost-effective. The cost of your pet's spay/neuter surgery is far less than the cost of having and caring for a litter.

>>2358357
What.

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>>2358357
the fuck, do you have a link to the archives?

>>2358357

That wasn't /k/, it was some thread on Beastforum that got reposted on /k/.

Nice videos though.

>>2358048
Woah woah okay first of all there was no penetration whatsoever, and two, they were just inducing orgasm to release pheromones to attract bucks god you people always misrepresent us

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Cat is in heat

>meow
>>what?
>MEOW
>>what?
>Meooooow
>>WHAT
>MRRRT??
>MRRRRRRRT??!
>>WHat do you want?
>mmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreoooow
>mrrrrrr
>mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>mrt
>mrrrrrr....
>mmmmrrrrrr?
>>....
>....
>>....
>>..cough
>MEOW

>>2358242
>everyone knows deers are huge sluts

This. They just spend every waking hour wanting it.

I once fucked my cat in anger. Was a good time.

Why is it called "in heat" anyway. What a silly phrase.

>>2359581
because their mind is telling them no. But their body

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>>2356783

>>2359575
>I once fucked my cat in anger. Was a good time.
/an/ - Animals & Nature

>>2359694
/an/ is actually full of zoophiles.

Fuck it

>>2359717
Its ok let it out man, you're around friends

>>2358243
If you look into it, being a furry is probably a great way to disguise a weapon in your body.

>>2358360
Congrats, you belong to plebbit with this post

>>2359616
Reminds me of the guy that masturbates and has a semi-romantic relationship with a cougar.

>>2356787

fpbp

>>2356874

Not with that attitude.

>>2359835
I think I have that thread saved somewhere

>>2356874
Yes, but it's very difficult to pull out.

>>2359801
>get told to fuck off with your fetishes
>hurfdurf go back to rebbit

Which easily triggered butthurt branch of the degenerate spectrum are you? The furfag or the monstergirlfag?

>>2356790
/thread

>>2359847
Pls find it

>>2359835
It was kinda hot

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>>2360659
Not him but I got ya covered

>>2360867
Thank you, please.

>>2359978
Not any of these I'm vanilla but actually open minded. This wasn't even samefagging btw

Now you can get back to plebbit

and the award for most underrated post of the year goes to... >>2358194 !!!!!!!!

>>2361331
"Open minded" means "into everything under the sun including necrophilia and scatplay"

You can go back to the degenerate's corner, I'll stay here.

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>>2361351
>>2358194
fuck wrong post... i meant to put >>2358242

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>>2356926
>>2358055
>>2358243
>>2358251
Ok so ive been to /k/ on a few occasions out of both curiosity and boredom and i never really paid any attention to the furry/weeb stuff on there, but after this little banter you guys had, i got curious and decided to check it out. There's a thread on katanas, a thread about how Spartans weren't real warriors but the Japanese were, theres a thread on weird stuff in the woods (didnt check that out but im afraid im gonna see some guy fucking the bullet wound of a squirrel he shot or something) THERES LITERALLY A THREAD ASKING FOR THE BEST CALIBER OF BULLETS TO SHOOT AND FUCK A BLOCK OF BALLISTIC GEL. What the hell is wrong with /k/. All this time i thought the only degenerate boards were /pol/, /b/, /mlp/, /r9k/, /jp/, and *shudders* /po/. Never before, did i consider /k/ as a threat to decency.

>>2361376
What's wrong with /po/?

>>2361527
Nothing, /po/ is great. Just steer clear of their neighbors. You know the ones. Dunno wtf that other anon is even talking about. Its just people folding paper.

>>2356874
A cat is fine too.

>>2361376
/g/ is also messed up sometimes

>>2361376
honestly you most be homosexual

>>2361527
>>2361568
it was a joke
honestly ive never been on /op/. I just thought it was funny to say a paper folding board is full of degenerates

>>2361376
Don't forget about that antman guy that was spawned from /k/!

>>2361886
Who's antman?

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Make sure she gets plenty of bed rest

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>/an/ and molesting cats
>/k/ and molesting deer and coyotes
>/v/ had a furry thread yesterday about furries and their jobs. Like.. good jobs, EMTs, pilots, store managers, etc

The furry purge is happening, but it's happening the opposite way

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>>2359249

>>2361895
We could always do the /fur/ board trick again.

>>2361889
Faggot from /k/ that wants to weaponize ants and is so autistic about it they had to ban him

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>>2361895
Good thing Kemono Friends isn't furry

>>2359790
>being a furry is probably a great way to disguise a weapon in your body.
>in your body
spot on, anon.

>>2361354
I think you're too retarded to understand.
No, anime little girls nor monstergirls nor furries can't grow me a boner as I don't like anything else than vanilla sex. Same goes for homosex. But know what ? I don't give a shot and don't go full autistic like you anon
You must be a newfag in summer hol

>>2362278
a shit *

>>2359835
I think i have a pic about it somewhere

>>2361894
>>2360867
Muh dick

>>2361376
Let's not kid ourselves, every single board on 4chan has some degeneracy within it. We are a more honest aspect of humanity.

>>2359790
My body is a weapon

>>2362278
>Yes, I get off to everything under the sun but I won't tell you because it makes my "open minded" spiel seem like anything but a pathetic attempt for degenerates to degenerate harder

dump your furry scat diaper gigantism folder anon, this thread isn't worth saving anyway

>>2362278
vanilla sex?
i prefer rocky road or chocolate chip mint sex myself

>>2362591
>rocky road sex
>not superior strawberry sex

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>>2356926
>>2361376
/k/ fag here

/k/ has a few cancerous bits but it's a fairly good board.
Fur fags are actually VERY common these days
pic kinda related i guess

>>2360867
Reminds me of the documentary about pedophiles that i recently saw. Those people thought that when they were having a normal conversation with children they were flirting and children were attracted to them.

All of this makes me wonder which of my beliefs that seem perfectly natural to me are infinitely repulsive and insane. It's funny how people are concerned with race stuff when beliefs is where it's at. Nothing short of purge for stuff like that.

>>2356783
So... how did it go?

You guys are a bunch of fags

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>>2361899
>>2361895
>tfw the trick is going to be reversed and everyone that hasn't posted on /fur/ will be banned

>>2362125
It's a slippery slope, first this, then you are into furry shit, then you become Canadian, then you become Muslim!

>>2359716
This tbqh m8.

>>2365792
Yeah, except for all the people who aren't in to that sick shit.
>hurrr durrr absolutely everybody on this board fucks animals

>>2356783
>owning a female cat

>>2365798
>owning a female anything

>>2356783
>cat gives birth
>all the kittens are predominately black
>first though is my cat was BLACKED

I spend too much time here.

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>>2365980
>I got humor out of something because of this place
>I spend too much time here

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>>2365990
>implying I thought it was funny

>>2359977
That good?

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>>2361376
>>2356926
Who has that pic of Asriel that milsurpguy made with the m4 and the maid outfit

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>>2356790
Anon, what do you mean by this.

>>2366429
>I realize I replied to an almost two weeks old post.
Sometimes I forget where I am.

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Refer to

Why is /an/ so damn vanilla?

It's okay to get weird sometimes. Come on now.

>>2366431
Me too anon
I don't bother to look at the dates when it comes to slow threads

>>2358357
You better post some links

>>2366524
we're having fun