I'm a typical sadlife autistic basement living neet, is

Luckily whatever plant you choose, it will sufficate you in your sleep

>>2350482
cactus

>>2350482
Mushrooms. Wait, mushrooms are plants, right?

Succulents my nigga

>>2350482
Aloe
Maybe pothos

>>2350482
Cacti is always a good option. I got some other plants too which survived me with the same watering rate.

get a fancy lightbulb for them

>>2350518
>tfw Estevez the aloe died after 15 years
Sleep tight

im sure there must be some spiders around. grab em and watch them live. theyre great.

or just get some plastic plants.

I'm a friendless, virgin, autistic NEET and I have a large collection of wildflower species like orchids, cacti and succulents.
If you have somewhere to grow plants outside and live in a decent climate then try growing basic cacti, perhaps opuntia or trichocereus.
Don't bother growing indoors unless you have a bright window and a lot of space, or want to grow miniature orchids in a terrarium.