I was out for a hike an found this little guy.
Can anyone identify?
He was close to the shore of a lake, all ripped up
>>2349799
I unironically think it's a little seal OP
>>2349805
But I am in mainland europe.
The lake is fed by springs only, no rivers going into it. Theres a dam with a grill for everything going out of it.
I'm a city kid so I'd trust your opinion, but how would a seal get there?
>>2349799
Is he real ? Looks like a plushie !
>>2349807
2nd degree murder maybe. They are trying to hide the body.
F
>>2349799
He looks like he can still breathe.
You better take him home, OP, you piece of shit.
>>2349811
It's a plush
Take it to the vet!
as if you couldn't tell from its fur. That alone should be enough to conses its genetic makeup, that of which is that of a squid.
Guys I think it died during the winter n just now melted out from the snow, looked pretty ragged and not a lot of blood.
OMG WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I TOOK A HAIRY SHIT WTF IM SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT MARGARET BRING THE GLOCK BECAUSE WE DONT NEED SUBHUMAN BEAVER CORPSES RIGHT NOW