OK HAND OVER THE OATS AND NO ONE GETS HURRT

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>feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL

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rad as fuck

>>2349392
Zero Suit Samus horse?
I bet someone made porn of that already.

How the hell do you put one of those on the hors?

>>2349519
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>2349586
you're a small horse

>>2349587
For you.

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ITT: How to instantly set the hoers dignity scale from Majestic as fuck to Ayy

>>2349719
A creature that has to have its dick fingered by a hairless monkey in order to maintain hygiene doesn't have much dignity.

>>2349519
Zippers around the legs and buttons under the belly

>>2349941

t.not a horse owner

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>>2349610
Dr. Pavel I'm CI-Neigh

>>2349388
>Letting the reins drag on the ground
REEEEEE!

What is the purpose of these suits? To protect during transportation? To ensure they don't get sweaty? I would imagine that they would be soaked?

>>2350083
Just g-suits so they don't pass out when flying.

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>>2349941

Hint: They're not allowed to fap/bellyslap several times a day (under punishment) or are even castrated by said hairless monkeys so there's less dick movement, more staying tucked in and hence less hygiene.

It's not the horses fault you ignorant hairless monkey.

>>2350083
as far as I know those suits are to keep their muscles warm after warmup and actual races.

>>2350507
*between warmup and races

>>2349941
Yeah cause every wild horse dies of dickrot hence why they died out in the Pliocene.

>>2349397
dawwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>2349397
>horse in literal sheep clothes

>>2349376

OH SHIT...

But seriously i was about to make a crack about spandex before I read they help with healing..

Dat loss of dignity tho

>>2349397
Perfect