How comfy do you feel around your pet(s)?

10. Maximum comfy.

I change clothes in front of them, sleep in the same room as them, lounge on the couch with them, sometimes shower with them if they're dirty and I need to wash them and can't be bothered taking them to a groomer.

We spend most of our time together.

>>2348344
12.

>>2348344
1, he is a pitbull and I'm getting rid of him soon

>he fell for the pitbull meme

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10

>>2348527

woo, great.
another one for the already overcrowded shelters.

fucking idiot.

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10
Also, rate my bun.

>>2348527
get that dog put down or shot

>>2349927
cute bun, anon

I have a cat and she is the most chill fucker ever. Love her to bits 10/10 comfort

>>2349982
Or just fed into a woodchipper

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Cat - 8
Only because he kneads sometimes and likes to get in the way of what I'm doing for snuggles

Dog - 6
He can't snuggle for more than a second or two before wanting to get up and play. Great bite inhibition though so 9/10 player

10.
My pupper is an agile little Shih-tzu who's recently discovered how to hop up and down on my bed on his own accord.
Now sometimes when I'm on my bed reading he'll nudge his way past the door, hop on the bed, and snuggle up next to my leg.
Or we play around the covers, he loves to bounce on those things.

>>2349999
>I have a cat and she is the most chill fucker ever. Love her to bits 10/10 comfort
what breed?

>>2349892

You need BIGGER headphones.

>>2349922
I adopted him from a shelter retard, zero-sum.

>>2349982
>>2350009
Don't got a woodchipper, he is already gone senpaitachi.

Like a 7, the rabbit is either way too affectionate or not at all.

>>2349927

10/10 comfy bun

I have same toy, too!

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>>2350162
Not a clue. She's a white tortoiseshell, that's all I know

>>2350573
Grow some hair, readopt and hire a woodchipper.

>>2350615
I have hair.

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They should put some couch and a TV in the shelters to be able to test the comfrot level

>>2350626
More hair. All over your body

>>2349892
>typical nu-male owns a cat
gee

10. Why would it be anything lower?

>>2348527
>Your average pit bull owner
Don't get pets.

>>2350647
Why do you want me to have have hair on my body? I shave that shit off weirdo.

>>2348344
10 when my pupper decides to calm the fuck down

>>2350165
I fell for the Razer tiamat meme anon

>>2350653
>nu-male
Being this wrong kek. Fuck you anon

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>>2350854
Holy shit go back to >>>/reddit/ already.

>>2348527
you're fucking retarded.

>>2348344
0, no comfort attained. No discomfort either. Well, sometimes claws cause discomfort.

>>2351146
>missed originalfag by a less than a few days

I didn't even start heavy posting until like 2007 though. 07-08 were best years.

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>>2351146
>tfw 1.5 years too late for being originalfag

>>2351574
2005/06 was peak

>>2351606
That's how we can tell you are in the 2013-2014 crowd.

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Do you think this is comfy?

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10

>>2351608
>no u

Weak.

>>2351608
but it actually was?
a little later social media faggotry and smartphones brought all the normies here.

>>2348344
My pupper always jumps up and goes to sleep between my legs in my bed. A perfect feetwarmer during cold winter nights, 10/10

>>2348347
I assume doggos?

>>2348344
Easy 10. My young doggo likes to sleep in a chair next to my bed at night and in the morning she cuddles me in bed a little. When I'm playing vidya on my pc she sits under my desk on top of a bean bag. Super comfy.

My old doggo just likes to sleep, and is pretty tsuny. But he still sometimes paws at me for snuggles.

I love dogs so much

>Shetland Sheepdog
2/10 he is old and often times any movement startles or harms him, we were never close and he came to live with me after my family died in a car crash
>Shepherd Mix
7/10 he is very comfy as well as a cuddle bug, I spoon him whilst nude every night no fucks given
>Chow Mix
6/10 he doesn't like to snuggle and ever since he bit me whilst breaking up a dog fight things have been strained. We just started rough housing again today, before he'd just submit because of the experience. It wasn't his fault I got bit, I feel bad he is torturing himself over it
>Malamute Mix
8/10 she doesn't cuddle often but she is very clingy and wants to be near people. She is also very vocal and makes me laugh with random ROO ROO noises.
>German Shepherd Puppy
10/10 soft, fluffy, cute, cuddly, with big bear paws and stinky licks how could I not love being around this fucker.

>>2352030
>after my family died in a car crash
What the fuck? What happened? Who died?

>>2348352
>Wish I had a cat buddy
>Life is too terrible to inflict on another living thing
>I feel bad for my plants

>>2352030
>I spoon him whilst nude every night no fucks given

Oh God what. I don't even like being near my dog without a shirt on.

>>2352602
Not him, but hug a softer dog? I'd make a sweater out of my dog's hair if they weren't so short.

>>2352585

I know those feels, bro

My doctor wants me to get a service dog

I feel too shitty about bringing a dog into my life. It wouldn't be fair to him.

>>2348344
7/10 she's hyperactive

>>2352585
who are you quoting

>>2352779
I'm on a waitlist for a SD.

Luckily my life isn't TOO shit and I've already got the other two dogs who lift me out of the depths of despair on a regular basis, so a SD has a high chance of working in my case.

>>2351146
Welcome there newfag. Now you can back to Tumblr where you belong instead of shitposting on /an/
From a 2004 lurker with much love

>>2352927
not comfy

>>2352996
It is called greentexting, learn our culture or leave.

>>2348344
4, because I'm allergic to cats.

>>2356549
It's called lurking more, you should do it more

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When my crabs sleep with me, a maximum of 100000

>>2356566
technically not a crab.

10 I always have my birb on my shoulder I let him crawl on my bed and wander around my room all the time.

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>>2356574
>implying thats my crab
I own a horseshoe crab

bump
this thread is important

half pit half lab black 8 month nig nog named damien 7/10 comfy his nick name is brick and his dream is to stab a nigguh his weight and stubborness are his cons he fighs to stay cuddled which is annoying
half pit half lab 5 month brown nig nog named tazzy sleeps 24/7 and keeps toes warm shes 9/10 comfy

>>2348344
I love playing with them all day (/◡)/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw9rRRY96Vg (this is me playing with my cat Diego) (I named him Diego because of the Ice Age sabertooth)

>>2348344
10/10 with my current cat. Legitimately the cuddliest cat I've ever had, and I've had a lot of cats, and all of them were cuddly.

As soon as I lay down in bed, she tries to get under my blanket. She took this habit from when I'd throw my blanket over her to troll her. So now she curls up in a ball under it, and against me. Every single night.
She usually does not stay like that all night because I move a lot, but she recognizes the sound of my alarm clock, and as soon as it rings, she tries to come back under the blanket.
She won't wake me, but as soon as she knows I'm awake, she starts purring and pushing with her nose so I can let her get under it.

She's also seems to be able to know whenever I'm sick or down, and gets even MORE cuddly. Up to and including gently patting me when I'm in the middle of and anxiety attack, and making angry primate noises a cat should be afraid of.

>>2348344

11/10

my guinea pig flops full out of my face in bed and goes to sleep

>>2356582
gr8 b8

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>>2358755
So out in public, do your dogs identify as mutts or as Pitbulls?

>>2349892
Tip: If you can't grow a full beard, don't grow any facial hair.

>>2351146
>frog posting
>2015

Pepe posting has been around for fucking ages, much longer than that. Since 2008. Just because its evolved from "feels good man" doesn't mean its new.

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>>2361607
it also was nothing extra special gee bill tier pic until all the lazy-to-look-for-proper-reaction-images outsiders happened. You know, like people who don't make screenshots of shit they watch, don't have favorite things to save fan art from, don't know about hardships of picking fonts because it was already irrelevant by then with everything in given impact, etc

>>2348344
9
I still feel weird when my cat walks into our room while the wifey and I are going at it
I've had him for over a decade, too
I don't think I can ever get /that/ comfy around him

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>>2361649
forgot pic, love him to bits

>>2348344
???

>>2352770
We talking Cruella deVille or Mr. Burns?

>>2361818
Nah, spin the shed hair into yarn to knit.

>>2361818
Neither! For Burns, it was a tuxedo, and for De Ville, it was a trench or overcoat or somesuch.

>>2349892

You look like a cool guy and I would hang out with you.

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I'd like a fairly large scolopendra someday

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>>2348344
I think this tells you exactly how comfy I feel w my rattos

>>2361487
I tell people they are tazmanian wombat hounds

>>2348344

>Black Widow

0. Fucking spooked but fascinated.

>>2351146

>I am cancer


So true, I fought in the pony wars of 2011 and helped make /mlp/. Feels good, desu.

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>12/10 Amos, my great pyrenees/labradoodle
2year old, therapy dog, friendly is an understatement. DNA tested to confirm breed mix. Gentle but crazy when playing, wish I could do webms from my phone. Pics don't do him justice. Only con is the drool. Favorite.
>9.5/10 Reptar, bf's pit mix
6year old, evident signs of troubled past/hood life, came with medical baggage. Con is that he's weary of vets now and will growl menacingly, he gets a muzzle each time. Also he doesn't take shit from other dogs and isn't afraid to tell them. Supreme cuddler, perfect little spoon, best puppy eyes, sucks you into tummy/butt rub sessions.
>9/10 Grr, roommate's dobe mix
6year old food slut. Goofy af when excited and playful, which can be somewhat of a rare sighting. Loves resting on boobs. Will rest on your chest from any position, sometimes over the shoulder like a horse. Cons his food-sluttism (all trash cans have lids now and we have a kitchen gate thanks to him) and his stone cold face when you're petting him. It's like he thinks attention is an ambush sometimes. Mostly he smiles though.

>10/10 our 75 gallon tank
Finally I'm happy about an aquarium enough to not spend more money on it for a while. Driftwood needs to sink and plants need to grow, so all I can do is wait. Can provide full tank shot.

>>2350639
They do. In many of them.

>>2351146
>tfw still a newfag

For the Carolina dog: 10
For the husky:4 (he's new)
For the chickens: 8 1\2 I can't get too comfy with em because I might accidentally squish them in my sleep.

Pigeon: 10
Snails:10
Snake:9 I probably think she's more delicate than she actually is.
Hamster: 7 he's too hyper

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>>2348344
Bearded dragon: 10. Sweet little old lady.
Leopard gecko: 4. She's a squirmer and a biter.
Western hognose: 7. Uppity at the start, but calms down after a while. He tends to poop on people when he's out, hence the 7.
Ball python: 9. He's a very good boy, but he's very adventurous and I worry about him getting stuck somewhere.
Cyclura hybrid: 8. She's getting there. Still very nervous when she goes outside. Pic related; she'll be 3 years old this fall.
Milksnake: 9. Sweet baby, but still very timid and squirmy. If he still musked he'd be an 8.

>>2366737
>reptiles and sneks
B-but you can't cuddle with those

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I live with 3 dogs and this one is the chillest girl in the house. The other two are its daughter who eats anything on her reach and another dog that cries every morning for me to walk then and drives me crazy

>>2367078
>BREAKING NEWS: Local dog is cooler than you

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>>2367079
She lets me put all kind of stuff in her, but the daughter gets jealous and tries to hoard my attention

>>2367080
gorgeous eyes!

Turtle aquarium: 10/10

I may not be able to cuddle it but goddman is it comfy pulling up a chair and sitting by it, watching the turtle swim and forage about or basking while small fish swimming in and out the decor and schooling with each other

:(

>>2351699
Nigger wtf is that

>>2352034
>Who died?
His family I guess.

>>2367607

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_vulture

>>2367824
Damn, nature

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>>2351146
Oldfag here, barely made the cut

Here is my autistic cat, he loves cuddles when it suits him and doesn't like being picked up. He needs more breaking down.

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1/10

She's a pit mix so I know my days are numbered.

>>2348347
I do all these things but I don't let my dogs in bed with me and I don't full body cuddle them much so I'll say 8.5/10

>>2352030
>I spoon him whilst nude every night no fucks given
Same with all of mine. That's why I got them, right? For snuggles.
>>2368321
RIP she looks like a ticking time bomb, let's see who dies first I have a pit mix too.

10, I love this fuzzy geezer.

https://my.mixtape.moe/fruljj.webm

>>2364050
This bitch is stupid and the one that is filming this too.
I am 100% sure they think the scolopendra is attached to her emotionaly too

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>>2348344
9/10 I feel very comfy, then sad because they hide is their shell.

>>2348344
10/10
Doggo.

10/10

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11/10 max comfy with doggo

>>2348344
Probably 11? I feed them things from my own spoon and then use that spoon myself. I let them sit on me when I'm using the toilet. I wipe their eyes clean of eye mucus and mindlessly lick it from my finger as someone else would with babies. I wipe their butts when they're dirty, I kiss them, I spoon-sleep with them...

>>2351699
leak for jurassic world 2?

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I wouldn't even bat a eye if this happened to me by a strange cat (extenuating circumstances excluded)

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>>2348344
10. The only reason I got a cat is that he makes me feel so comfy.

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>>2361060
That's so sweet anon! I wish I had my goats with me....

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>>2348344
10
We pretty damn cozy

8/10, my cats can always be found with me or nearby during the day but I don't allow them in the bedroom when it's time to sleep.

>>2366045
>great pyrenees/labradoodle
>tfw you will never have a great labradoodenese to cuddle

>>2372301
>just barely out of reach
>have to leave the blanket to get it
That's not comfy at all

>>2350588
Just curious, why is one of her eye's darker? Is she blind in one eye?

>>2361060
This is making me want a cat, only had 3 kittens for like a month and my mom made me and my bro put them in a cardboard box and leave them in an abandoned building in winter. Im almost 40 now, but i still am not over it

>>2351146
I joined after 2013 when can i start posting?

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10/10 bearded dragon

>>2367068
I cuddle with her all the time. Especially when it's colder, she likes to sleep between my undershirt and robe

>>2351146
10 years later and I'm still a newfag

>>2367577
:)

>>2374368
:(

>>2375842
:D

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9/10
tibby this some nasty ass attitude I hate you so much but the cuddle game ridiculous

>>2376129
Na man too much

>>2376216
he's just using you as warmth pillow

>>2376224
D:

>>2376242
kill me

>>2376296
n-no ._.

>>2348344
9. I can do anything in front of my dog and she doesn't give a shit. I even masturbate with it in the same room, it doesn't try to watch or anything.

Only a 9 though because I'm still conscious of the fact that dogs have fleas and like to eat shit off the floor, so I don't like to do things like let it onto our furniture or rest my head on it.

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10/10 maximum comfort

0/10 I don't own any.

2, theyre all old and dying and shed and piss and shit and all have joint problems and want up on the bed and i love them but i wish they'd die faster

9
I can't fap in front of my cat

>around cats, never relax

>>2376408
anon, if they are having troubles you should take them to get put to sleep. It's hard but it's not fair to the cat, especially if you're going to be resenting it every time you interact with it. I excused all instances of urinating and shitting outside of the litter box once my guy got really old.

I feel cats learn to love their humans even more in old age, when they learn to depend on you when their instinct is telling them that doing so will make them vulnerable, really changes how your animal feels about you.

>>2376558
Dogs and i plan on it

0/10
Puppy always jumps on me if I try to nap on the couch. Woke up screaming in pain the other day because she was walking on top of me and stepping on my nuts.
Even when she falls asleep before I do, she'll never stay asleep long enough to get a good nap in during the day.

9/10 had to get my cat another kitty companion so he could stop sulking like a little bitch whenever my younger brother traveled for work.

>>2376408
Buy or build them a fucking ramp you lazy shit. They need to be cuddled before you put them down or before they die.

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>doggo suddenly decides it's a good to wake the owner by slurping his face with a wet and long tongue
>doggo basket moves out of the room, next to the door
>some time later doggo somehow learns that jumping up the door and onto the door handle opens the door
>slurping ensues again

>>2373515

It was abusive of your parents to make the two of you do that. They even thought to make both of you do it to grind in a sense of complicity.

Not sure how to feel about this

5/10
>Adopt a snowshoe cat
>Very affectionate, loved to cuddle
>Bitch towards brothers cat
>Would smack him for no reason
>Heard smack attacks throughout the night
>Queen of the house but wants to be the only one
>Pissed in places around the house because of territorial issues
>She showed more aggression to my brothers cat the longer she stayed
>Would body slam on me to wake me up
>Original owner asked for her back
>Gladly gave her back

She intends to be the only cat in the house but is fine with dogs. Miss that little shit but the original owner asked for her back at the right time.