Can you get herpes from kissing, say, an eagle?

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>>2348127
No

>>2348127
No, but the freedom is contagious.

>>2348127
Yeh

no but you can get chlamydia

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Da fug?

>>2348127
no you get droned

Only if the eagle is a little slut

They're not gud kissers. That beak will destroy your mouth worse than herpes

>>2348127
You get the Second Amendment and lots more freedoms.
I recommend raiding and bonding with an eagle you hatch yourself in order to maximize the freedom gains. Soon, it could extend to your family, and a full grown eagle will grant the freedom your county needs. A flock will do your state wonders.
Be careful not to overdose on eagle, or you may become the freedom.

Only the terminal case of freedom.

Side effects of freedom may cause liberty and kicking ass.

>>2348372
Eagles are the Chad of birds and probably have many stds