FUCK /PIDGEONS/

Just get a cat or a hawk

I can't buy a cat just to have some faggot birds killed there must be and easier way.

Any tips on how i could possibly poison them?

>>2348126
>BBQ some crappy piece of meat
>poison it with rat poison, or others
>go inside normally, wait until the pigeons get it

>>2348136
Will try, do they sell rat poison in regular stores?

>>2348139
I've mostly seen it be sold at hardware stores

>>2348147
ok thanks

>>2348126
I shoot them with an airsoft gun
Its not powerful enough to make any proper damage but they quickly learn to avoid the places the get shot on

You're going to have to do some mitigation, or else another pair is just going to move in. Cut the branches that they're nesting on, or buy pigeon spikes and put them on the branches. If you're feeding and watering other birds, stop. Don't leave pet food or water outside. Cover your shit when you're grilling. IF you have a large enough property, nail some boards up on the edges so they'll make nests there instead of next to your house.

If you're unwilling or unable to do these things then you're unhelpable and you're going to spend years poisoning pigeons only for them to come right back, never solving the problem.

>>2348136
Shit idea. Pigeons don't eat meat. They'll peck at it a little if they're starving because food is food, but this won't give you the dosage you need to kill them off even if you soak the meat in rat poison.

You'll end up poisoning the neighbor's cat with this idea, and while I don't mind a shit outdoor cat dying I don't think the neighbor will be pleased at you.

Mitigation is the only solution. If you really want to kill them bait trap and discharge a .22 into their craniums.

>>2348126
>can't even spell pigeon
so it's you again. fuck off

Buy a sling shot, or bb gun and lay down the law.

File: 1489521915805.jpg (14KB, 480x380px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 480x380px

Shoot them.
In the head.

File: 44.jpg (97KB, 507x503px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 507x503px

>>2348678

Not OP, but also fighting the dreaded pigeon wars.

> Buy a sling shot

Got pic related, learned too use it effectively. Killed a few of em. Surprisingly hard to kill, even with 10mm lead bullets. Also dumb as rocks. They got the part about running the fuck away when they saw/heard me, not the "move the fuck out" part.

So, to me the solution is killing a couple every now and again with the sling, and use spikes and other repellents for the rest.

Reduced my pigeon problem by a good 80%, Still got 2-3 of em, but not over a dozen like before.

>>2348230
This. Like half of /an/ tho.
Must be pit owners to be this stupid

>>2349168
Usually dumbfucks that attempt to kill off wild birds are dumber than the prey they're trying to take down. Which is why they come here in the first place and beg for help.

>>2348774
Lead poisons all animals in the ecosystem. Switch to different bullets.

File: 4847624+_c056902c2ba9762145a219b2dd71586f.jpg (50KB, 700x525px)

50KB, 700x525px

haow can whietboi evn compeet

>>2349254
>implying subhumans give a shit about whether or not they poison the ecosystem or not

They come to the animals & nature board and ask us how we can help them destroy nature and animals for them. It's quite pathetic.

So there was this pigeon who came to my window so I lured him between the windows planes and caught him.
As he was trembling in my hands he understood that it is the end, all the bread stealing, all the fighting and cooing just led to this.
I held him for a while, looked him in the eye and weilding the power to unmake him, I gifted him mercy and let him go.

He flew away, blessed with a second chance at life, and never returned.

>>2349517
how do they steal your bread? do they open your doors? do you not have roofs in europe?